Are hecklers kino?

Watch Bill Burr put down the entire city of Philadelphia while they all heckle him

That comic is a combo between this and the I AM SILLY comic.

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what's the deal with jews?

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Correct

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This is now aHannah Gadsby thread

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The artist failed to portray the reality of heckling.
Good thing i was here.

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lol

Charlie Murphy telling that bitch to shut the fuck up will never not earn a smile from me.

it is pretty retarded when you put the idea on paper, yeah
>man goes on stage and talks about nothing for one hour, sometimes makes jokes

fpbp some manga are pretty good tho

Litterary me on the background

I don't even remember him now though

>Chad
>wifebeater
>2 thots at his table

story checks out

HES A NIGGER

Stand up "comedy" needs to die

fpbp . Stand up is absolute garbage.

Very rarely they can be based but for the most part it's just drunk idiots thinking they're god's gift

No because hecklers are fucking dickheads out to ruin anyones aspirations for any slip up at all

>DESPERATE all my life to become a standup comedian
>last year, at age 28 finally picked up the courage
>worked on a routine and thought I was being hilariously clever
>the routine was nothing overly innovative, but it was about the smelliest foods that can be packed in a lunchbox that aren't smelly when you put them in
>for example broccoli smells fine but after sitting in a lunchbox it starts to smell a bit
>other examples would be cream cheese and smoked salmon
>the routine starts off with jokes like 'so I put my wifes christmas perfume into a plastic lunch tub to keep it safe. she opened it on christmas morning and it smelt! and we opened it and there was some cooked broccoli inside the tub!'
>routine was supposed to get more absurd with things happening like me secretly opening some old broccoli off stage to make a smell then coming back inside a giant plastic tub with some fake broccoli inside
>really, really thought this was quality observation comedy
>someone heckles with 'you don't need to have this routine for lunch to make it fucking stink' and people laugh
>everyone joins in the heckling, quickly get the nickname 'stinky broccoli' from the crowd
>get heckled off stage
>someone somehow managed to get o the shop and buy some broccoli during my routine and they throw it at me as I leave

fuck hecklers. kino my arse.

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its true. hecklers are chads tho

user, I...

Lol

>quickly get the nickname 'stinky broccoli' from the crowd
>someone somehow managed to get o the shop and buy some broccoli during my routine and they throw it at me as I leave

the fuck are you talking about, thats pure kino lmfao

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>the people that are actually agreeing with this ITT

Hahahahahaha holy fuck, stay losers forever actually. Yes le X-men 137 definitely provides more entertainment

>mu-muh performance art tho ;(
>muh creative process tho ;(

the fact that capeshit is bad doesn't redeem modern stand up, its just as saturated with untalented hacks parroting the same bullshit under different disguises.

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Screencap me too pls

>The Virgin Standup Comic vs the Chad Heckler

>muh sex
>muh sexual organs

yeah it's shit

lol dumb weeb

>NOOOOO STOP INTERRUPTING MY REHEARSED JOKES THAT ARE INFERIOR TO ANYTHING YOU CAN VIEW ON YOUTUBE NOOOO STOP I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET TO THE PART ABOUT MY RACIST GRANDPA NOOOOOOO STANDUP ISN'T A RELIC OF THE PAST I SWEAR

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Holy shit. I'm fucking dying.

Heckling is so common in standup that if you can't handle it you might as well not be doing it. It's just like heckling in sports, if someone yelling "you suck!" throws you off your game then that's on you.

reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=6dJYWjG3Y6s

>but it was about the smelliest foods that can be packed in a lunchbox that aren't smelly when you put them in

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but hes right

cringe

go watch jre

I don't believe this is true, but if it is, man that's a shit fucking premise for a stand up routine. calling you Stinky Broccoli was being nice

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>'you don't need to have this routine for lunch to make it fucking stink'
>quickly get the nickname 'stinky broccoli' from the crowd
>someone somehow managed to get o the shop and buy some broccoli during my routine and they throw it at me as I leave
Amazing

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only boring people watch stand-up comedy

>quickly get the nickname Stinky Broccoli
Fucking kek

Comedians get mad at people on social media and reddit these days

Why is he cut ripped but also has a beer gut?

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>mfw sincerely laughed at this post
>mfw this greentext is user's actual comedy bit
>mfw he's a comedic genius

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this guy sucks.

CUTE

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s-s-so I put my wifes perfume in a plastic lunch tub for safekeeping a-and then on christmas m-morning she opened it and it smelt and we opened it and there was cooked broccoli inside the tub, h-hehe

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Unless its actual one liner jokes that are funny for the sake of being clever and funny, nu-comedians just rant political rhetoric these days

It’s the “I work out but I also love beer and pizza and dessert” aesthetic
t. look like that

I really and honestly don't understand this joke or where the humor is

Is that a goatee or a little leg coming out of her chin

heckling is cultural expression and i think it's problematic to look down on it.

see how a man does it

youtube.com/watch?v=-4VGELAgHJk

It's the other side of her hair

As a native 215 Philadelphian I thought this was awesome. Few others would have had the balls to do that, I give him props.
He'll never be booked in tri state area again tho

Paula Poundstone did this exact bit but talking about commercials

>>someone somehow managed to get o the shop and buy some broccoli during my routine and they throw it at me as I leave

Yo, you're funny!

Easy to diffuse hecklers, for example:

>"TAKE MY HECKLER, PLEASE! HEHEHE"
>"WHY DID THE HECKLER CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING LOSER, HA HA HA!"
>"LOOK IT'S A NIGGER!! THERE'S A NIGGER A NIGGERR!!! OOOOOOOHHH"

Based Chad.

this is too absurd to not be real
on the bright side your routine was very entertaining, albeit not in the way you intended

shouting the n word is the best way to diffuse any situation

>OP is a legitimately funny guy and this story he made up is the actual joke

Diet is king, exercise is queen

dude with the guitar was fucking boss

>you don't need to have this routine for lunch to make it fucking stink

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OI WHERES THE BLOODY JOKES YA FAT CUNT

Is this some a heckling pasta I've never seen before?
If not, it deserves to become one.

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"AVAST YE MATEY"???
Who said that?
WHO SAID THAT?!

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has any comedy club attendee ever dressed like that? also that comedian looks like a real funny guy

this was passed around with comics pre-internet on vhs on how to deal with hecklers. Pretty interesting.
guitarplayer.com/players/guitar-smashing-comedian-kenny-moore-recalls-infamous-heckling-moment-video

God, I hate that man.

Why is he so ugly?

How long until comedians start greentexting their sets so it isn't an hour+ long to hear 5 jokes?

I agree that the vast majority of it is shit, not sure if this is owed to the format or just the standards for it. There are some high effort coherent stand up acts that are actually good though

Why do they get so defensive about people bringing up such a crazy conspiracy theory that obviously isn't true? People don't get so emotional about flat earth

True.
But only if you've ever read dogshit American comic books.

Came here to post this. What do you call that kind of haircut? Girls who can pull it off are god tier