Watching British movie

Only white people will understand this answer.

VVitch was very good but so quiet, it wasn't the accents for me but instead the volume of their voices.

There are two types of British accent in films. Cockney or Posh. There is no in between. You never hear Scouse or Geordie either. Yorkshire/East Anglican at absolute best. Scots accent is also regularly subtitled by default. Same with Welsh.

>bf doesn't cuddle me while watching the Simpsons
>he instead tries his best to explain easter egg jokes

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it's he's being a nigger face

Waiting on Subway rn, I'm so fucking hungry.

>southern european women

kyrpyonite

Do you know what the accents are in The Remains of the Day?

Also, should I go see The Remains of the Day at Alamo Drafthouse next month? They have a specialty showing and I've never seen it. It's that or Putl*cker.

She's russian, actually.

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wot if wo'ah drank u

Get with Chili mayo, chili mayo is so fucking good.

I do it to hide my yellow teeth

well VVitch is thick Yorkshire

Not quite the same face as the OP, that's just a pout.

Do brits ever struggle with american accents?

None of this post is remotely correct.

Fairly subtle

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>watching American movie
>have to turn on subtitles because everyone is peaking Spanish

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Haven't noticed that sauce before... For me, it's usually sweet onion sauce, salt and pepper and some other sauce.

Ehhh.
Russian girls are crazy.

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>You never hear Scouse or Geordie

thank fuck, those accents sound like nails on a chalkboard

>There is no in between
What?

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were*

No, Americans all sound like babies. Like how Afrikaans sounds to the Dutch.

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>There are two types of British accent in films. Cockney or Posh. There is no in between
watch more movies

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I have to do that sometimes. "Trainspotting" comes to mind, and John Cleese tends to mutter.

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Britain makes films, not mooovies.

I thought it was a meme but then yesterday I found myself instinctively making this face when I saw a black lady sitting in a parked car while I was walking down a street. I can't even explain it other than it's some kind of weird quasi-smile look of acknowledgement.

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Sounding like a baby must come natural to you.

You don't want to show them disgust, but you can't really do anything otherwise.

Had to do this for L4yer Cake when I watched it the first time

good movie aside though

When a white person lays eyes upon subhumans it triggers uncanny valley and the body becomes physically unable to form a full smile. This horizontal smile is the closest it gets.

Who is this qt.

jon and richard are faggots.

why are russian women so hot

Too poor to ruin themselves with cosmetic surgery and can't afford too much makeup.

wots the problem m8

>british tv show
>flash-in-the-pan reality tv star is on the tip of everyone's tongues and they all refer to them by their first name and feel as though their cultural impact is so universal that no context or explanation should ever be provided as to who this person is or why we should care

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Now that's a woman I can respect.
She wanted to kill herself and made sure she died, none of this pills or slitting wrists in a bath crap.

Not really.
I think accents in the UK are just harder to understand, so once you can follow semi-hard ones here, any other ones become piss easy.

>American realising for the first time that the US isn't the center of the universe
The first time is always tough, user.

just curious, how many times have you posted the word "American" on 4channel today?

Just this once. You seem to be interested in how many times other people think about Americans. Are you obsessed with them?

>pff, stupid americans think america is the center of the universe, ENGLAND is the REAL center of the universe

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>ENGLAND is the REAL center of the universe
Not for a long long time. That was quite a stretch, user, you should take a break and recover.

can't black people do this face?

hard mode: pic related with no subs

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recover from what?

All that stretching.

tha wot

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love mutts being this cuntish an twattish to sharra this here

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but you're supposed to stretch before you exercise.

this, why the fuck do they do this
Over here a host has the courtesy to at list give a brief "oh btw this is who they are in case you live under a rock"
Johnny Carson is largely the reason for this. He called it "letting the audience in"
"so for the folks at home..." etc.

my kind of girl

Been to the north. Saw them get gravy and pour them on crisps. Right into the bag. It was still hot.

'eaven that son

The ones who want to kill themselves?

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>before
Yes, but you just jumped straight in with the stretching, no prep.

dezinformatsiya

wooor git ur gear round that

Yeah, no. That's just spoonfeeding. I bet you're one of those fagets that keep asking for a sauce of a webm instead of looking for it yourself.

West Coast Americans speak the original true English and I'm not kidding.

2000 times better than putting mayo on chips.

discount poutine

Yeah homie 4loko foreal gang gang

We're talking about broadcast television, not an esoteric image board on the internet
way to move the goalpost tho, very British of you

see, johnny would have fired your cynical ass, we're putting on a show here, not testing the audience's knowledge of esoteric shit.

stretching IS prep user, what kind of axe are you even grinding here?

I remember being in a program to help me find a job. A really nice white man made this face at me. It lasted for a split second and then it was gone. I had a strong desire to hit him regardless of his going to bat to support me in the program. That impulse always confused me.

I want to do unpleasant things to this woman.

The axe grinding was done by the user trying to make America look good by ridiculing a country that ruled 1/4 of the world's population, something America will never do. Not only was it a childish knee jerk reaction, it was also a strawman, as no such claim that "England" still ruled 1/4 of the world was made. Hence the stretching remarks.

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You're missing out on an unbelievable amount of kino by not learning to understand/putting on subtitles for European Yea Forums

Limmy's Show amirite

British accents are easy to understand. It's the Irish that are incoherent.

why did you AUTOMATICALLY make a direct comparison to black people? obsessed much? kek

i watched stephen fry in america and there was a west virginian man who i could barely understand but other than that not really too difficult

Don't you have blacked threads to spam, aleksandrov?

>>ENGLAND is the REAL center of the universe
correct

Thanks lads .

"we (technically, like, on paper) ruled roughly one quarter of the world's population (according to our own estimates) at one point" is just bongspeak for "WE WUZ KANGS"

>All that coping

Watch Chewin' the Fat. Scotts are incomprehensible.

Blacks aren't real Americans, hence the African name before American.

i was in china two weeks ago and noticed a bunch of chinks do it too.

>real Americans
As if I care

honestly pretty based
none of this "trying" to kill herself
or cutting for attention
she meant it

there's that signature British wit

>survives jumping from a 14th floor window
What the fuck.

It's the international "I just saw a black person" face.

You want to frown or grimace but you stop yourself and end up making this face.

It's not an accent, just an entire country trying to speak dramatically. It's the most energy inefficient way of speaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=IaIIpW0mAX8

what does it say?

literally name one (one(一))instance of this. if its some shit tv show you shouldnt be wasting your time with, this is invalid

She wishes Stalin was still alive, and that, despite attacking her country, she still respects Hitler more than Americans, and wishes them a painful death.

It's retarded to control other countries by directly governing their people. USA rules the world through dollars, and occasional ass wooping.

Oi, you got a loicense for that post?

I struggle with thick Louisiana accents. There were a couple of interviews in True Detective S1 I really needed to concentrate on to comprehend

>USA rules the world
hahahaha, USA is the laughing stock of the world. Your potus a shit.

Watch what youda say abou mer!

oH SHIT

Southern English/RP accents are nice

Everything else sounds awful though

A black guy who doesn't care about things? I am having trouble believing this.

It’s inexplicable that OP is using it because he isn’t white. But it’s our face for when we think you’re lower than dogshit but are trying to remain polite.

what does this post say

It is. Or should be, would be nice if there were no blacks in the commonwealth.

>when you larping as a gril and the guy feels comfortable enough with you to open up about how his ex gf raped him and your boner does a weird dance as you both feel bad for him and also kinda lose respect even though it wasnt his fault

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Holy shit, dude

It's an Aryan thing you wouldn't understand.

> blacks aren't the real americans
> implying whites are

By that logic, whites aren't the real Germans, migrant sand niggers are.

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You actually don't. Rhoticity still exists in England.

RP and some northerners. Dont watch it. The book doesnt translate well to film and the film loses all the original meaning of the book.

>You never hear Scouse or Geordie either.
"Huh?! Why do these English people speak English with English accents?!"

this girl is so oddly cute