/lig/ - Love Island General

holy...

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talk to fran

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The webm that saved /lig/

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she so fucking cute

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Babyteeth

>tfw still mad I had a dream where I was hugging her and it wasn't reality

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why can't she fit it all in anymore?

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dont get the obsession with maura

and im the same lad as the last time
godspeed mon

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she cute
she real
she had the least dicks of all the love islands

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based /lig/ bro on the Maura train

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>not loving this

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been depressed all day lads

>tfw couldn't protect his smile ;_;

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Fran is CUTE

She is a monster energy ring card girl who is actually in her 30s.

at least curtis made the right decision

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its literally flat what are you on about

spoiler this wretched slapper

I can't take it anymore

nah it was the wrong decision

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>you're going to DIE in here!
>with me!
>hehehehe hahaha!

what chemical is fruit shoot made of?

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What happens when the lads are all conscripted into the Army for the war with Iran?

hnnnggggh

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miss her lads

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>implying Michael is at risk

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Lads they've already spoiled it on a preview. Amber picks Greg.

Miss her too, friend

Lesbian Love Island

>watching the first look

They say chocolate I say diarrhea

btw everyone

Amber is a stupid little snobby slag

amber is a mug if she gets back with him

snu snu intensifies

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Cowboy Ovie

my lad

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you seen her face mate?

It wasn't the first look. It was an instagram challenge bullshit.

Guru Ovie with the words of wisdom

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Got a bet on with wor lass that she'll pick Michael
Gonna win 50p lads wahey

Ovie talking stupid fucking shit

Ovie with the Sheriff's hate

Obvious tribute to /ourguy/

>trips on a based Maura post

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michael gets jealous and then drunkenly tries to get back with amber becus he was bored

Yes and she’s perfection

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Hat*

why

checked

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michael tanking public opinion on him

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would love to get in a straightener with Michael in a pub car park

Classical beauty

she's got a massive monkey mouth, no tits, disgusting attitude and fairly masculine features. She's a 4/10, if it wasn't for the hardbody and ass she'd be a 2

Fug

BEST POST IN THREAD

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How can white bois possibly compete?

>You'll do fuckall you fat fucking nonce

unlucky Chris lad

Shit script.

>getting picked by a minger
Mixed emotions

i started S2 and cant stop looking at malin
she looks like anna if shed actually be pretty

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Chris is absolutely fuming. got to feel sorry for that dog though, she has no idea does she?

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Ovie would run a mile if he knew this girl was a page 3 slag right? We need to get a message to him somehow

hate these bits

M E S S A G E

Hmm keep watching.

he's a nigger, the fact she's a page 3 model is bragging rights

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anton will cheat on her within a week of being off the show

Spoiler: they are all slags

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so fake
all the couples

Prediction: Greg will go after Maura

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unironically this is what i look forward to all day

shut the fuck up you racist incel

that's not at all consistent with his 'traditional values' and 'pridefulness'

freestyle ting'

Malin was really hot

fake

I have no interest in the pathetic pursuits of inferior manchildren attempting to be alpha males in an electronic environment. You try take that attitude with me in the real world? See how far it gets you, kid. If you were stood in front of me right now, you wouldn't even be able to comprehend the moves I'd make and the force with which my punches would land. That's right, you'd be on the floor already, and you'd still be in the middle of processing just how fast and skilled I actually am. Your facial bone structure would repeatedly be altered with every vicious blow and you wanna know the scary thing? I wouldn't even be trying. My advice to you? Go read a book or twenty, learn to do the simple things, learn to value what is truly important and maybe then you might have what it takes to be the last man standing in real life. Til then? Watch your mouth, bitch.

goblinfaced moneygrabbing fake molly whore

Not Queen Francesca my friend, no no no.

don’t feed it the attention it craves

Racism is fun and it's easy.

I'd like to couple up with... user.

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feel abit sorry for tommy sometimes
he doesnt see it

Who /ligame/ here?

what an irish qt

Curtis piling on the pounds

cankles out tonight

He'll bounce regardless when she gets pregnant

>Michael's face
lmao

muggy

DO NOT WANT

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>replying to your own post
you're a special kind of nonce, please kys

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I'd quit

Can't believe the depths of the producers' library of dogshit modern ballads. Would blow my brains out if I had to find and listen to this music

Choose the potato you dumbass!

Anyone get a screenshot of Michael

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Niggers see women as a material good to obtain and boast about, it's a fact. genius.com/Kendrick-lamar-untitled-03-05282013-lyrics

WE'VE ALL BEEN PIED WITH THAT AD BREAK

don't pick michael and mug yourself off you brainlet

kek y

She's going to.

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retard

Lol at chris' pity pick. just coz she had no one

Really craving a pint of Thatchers desu

Lewis Capaldi is disgustingly ugly.

*gives Lewis Capaldi a 0.5 on RYM*

nothing personnel kid

>>>gallows

Fuck Greg desu
Michael is /lig/

>Lewis Capaldi advert
>Slam mute, blood pressure rockets instantly

Lewis Capaldi is an irritating little fag

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Anyone see the ad with Demi Rose?

Fucking hell man

Let's go lads.

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looking forward to your next depressing day tomorrow already, you faggot?

do you think scriptwriters wrote or help wrote the girls speeches?

Haha, RYM gets something right at last. Absolute TURDSMITH

Surely you mean
>>>/pot/

>cider
LOL

agree, he needs to pack it in, his face is repulsive, Ofcom should really do their job here.

A black man wrote those lyrics, not me.

Is she trying to win?

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Lads, how would Ghengis Khan do in the villa?

obvs

The entire thing is scripted

Diva Forever! taxidrivermovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/gemma-collins-060418a.jpg

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LOOOOOOOOOL

No! the master plan was coming together

Fat
Ugly
Spends too much time online
Absolute Maurafag

Capaldi’s one of us lads

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i'm eating here mate

kek

first based thing Amber has done

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lel that's the best speech by far
I like her now

I LOVE YOU FRAN

POINTLESS
RE COUPLING

Did anyone screen cap Michael's reaction.

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

FRANNED

francesca is such a down to earth qt

embarrassing

Based Franfu

Punished Michael: a fool denied his chebs

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Greg is such a smug square prick, kind of guy that would report his flatmate for smoking in the toilet

>Franny left with the scraps
why the fuck isn't Chris all over that?

Watch it, user

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I rate fran now

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WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT

Greg knows he's playing second fiddle here, she's still banging on about Michael

Because she's a fucking neanderthal

Cliffhanger innit

>am i gonna cry about it? no
>cries

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they're mutually friendzoned

Friendly reminder not to respond to the nonce

>ovie cum with emotion
hacker's owner is a cuck

Send 190 'John Rambo' cm over to sort out this Iran business

based anton

This is the best image we've had in weeks.

He'd mistake Fran for a horse and try to ride her around the villa.

They came in together. apparently they aren’t allowed to choose each other. Like tommy and curtis weren’t

so cool how he speaks in a american accent
omg

CHALDISH

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do not insult my islandfu's honour again

kek

India holding that cup in a protective position

Almost like a shield

She looks like she’d have been a future dinner lady if she didn’t have a pair of tits

CAN she close her mouth?
I've never not seen her front teeth.

>blonde duck with predator mouth putting my home town to shame
pretty mad

He lived and has a scholarship in America to be fair to the lad

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once told my friend me and some pals hotboxed some uni toilets. she was genuinely pissed

def a pity couple lad

lmao that’s actually funny

good one user.

Cover her mouth up and she looks alright

Pub when 190 dies lads?

Why do they let uggos (Bella, Amy, this new blone girl) in at all?

Chris my friend, she's dog. She ain't a car with an engine in that can be driven. It's scraps

sad sack, I hotboxed my toilet every day because I felt it was less rude to non-smokers compared to sitting outside where people walk past. People that complain about something that doesn't impact them are pathetic

I think Harley is the only ugly islander they've had on. Like I'd be happy with literally any girl there besides her

First round on you mate. Get us some dry roasted nuts

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>Bella
It's Belle, and while she's not classically beautiful to say she's ugly is beyond stupid. She wouldn't touch you with a barge pole
Amy was also pretty damn ugly, and I didn't rate Laura last yea

Pint of Guinness or you a darkfruits fella?

Aye cos you can't see her fucking face in reverse cowgirl

>Greg and Maura being Conor Mac

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Kek good impression

CURTIS IS BUSY FOOK OFF

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so lads went on a date earlier

friend zoned here

idk if my depression is talking tho

how can I love anyone if I can’t love myself?

Francesca is 15 times uglier

Reverse cowgirl is the best cos you can close your eyes and imagine your crush and they don't know, and it feels a lot better than doggy or other positions where you're not looking at each other. Top choice Harley.

typo, i know

she's at BEST a 5 imo. lmao strange cope, but i'm far better looking than her

It was at like 2am aswell so no one was even about

HARLEY IS RANK

Ambers arse in them pjs wow

>"my depression"
kek stop it and start taking care of your body and mental health

Francesca is legit the sweetest thing in the villa

Fran is strangely one of them where she looks decent but ugly at the ssme time

Stop being a greedy cunt with food and digits you faggot

Will no longer be eating Philadelphia lads

so out of his entire what 28 year life he lived in america for at best 3 he puts on a cringey american accent
imagine if he was white and he did it

Post yfw Michael was btfo

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anna and her fucking horseface is turbodisgusting
and arabella looks weird and unfinished

Guinness lad

i’ll give you some dry roasted nuts ;)

Franny is an acquired taste. Personally I'm all about that posh horsey look

who are you on about

>Someone agreed to a date with you

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/lig/ what is your favroot sex position?

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would taking Valium weekly cause me to be depressed?

maura best girl

Fran would be OK if she didn't have those fucking teeth.

unironically reverse cowgirl

Me hand am a virgin

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why dont you overdose already

Calvin Klein model over here

regular cowgirl

almost certainly

Prone bone

you're such an attention seeking girl it's pathetic. Identical to my 'depressed' old flatmate who would leave her Gabapentin in the kitchen on purpose so people would ask her about it and she had a cue to whinge. Fuck off you pathetic nonce

prone bone

probably as much as drinking weekly. Actually less.

Maura has wide hips but no arse

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Another friendly reminder not to reply to the nonce. Let him talk to himself

proned and bonepilled

morning yall

masturbation

virgin here, is my fun-sized 5.5 incher enough for this position

prone bone or eagle

>hottest darkie eva

ayyy ayyy you kno she doo it

amazing

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very difficult to overdose on benzos

am I have a withdrawal? Haven’t done one since Saturday

Blog on

I’d eat ambers shitty arse and I don’t even like shit

BO SELECTA

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Fran is so ugly. did she get here just for diversity? id rather fuck maura without make up than with.

yeah but you might need practice, anything below that and you're fucked but 5.5 isn't bad, just not GOOD. You won't get mocked but won't get bigged up either

you have to share toilets with the girls you're trying to woo

grimmo

kek ovies face

Ambers CHEEBS

unironically prefer this look

Yeah just squidge right up into her lad

Has Amy hung herself yet?

oh right yeah I’ve drank a lot this past week as well

did benzos and drinking Saturday

>are you for real

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NIPPLE ALERT

the irony of you calling someone a blogposter is both hilarious and sickening. I take satisfaction in knowing your life is so empty and sad you have to post here with a name.

Ovie's a 28yo playing in the Spanish league
The boy ain't Premier League.
He's League 2
A Page 3 bint is his level.

>cute little squeaks and moans

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Depends on your thickness

How is Michael not losing any muscle?

>ywn see patrice o'neal on love island
it'd be the greatest thing ever

She sounds like a proper rich girl, probably got in there through nepotism

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WHERE?

oh nonono

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high test

glad you’re happy

Remember Amy ?

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Only her fake tits

Rank face has good feet like, at least that's something

He actually has in his neck. So much thinner. If you were jacked you’d know

look at her insta

shes clearly loaded

>what are you actually
KEK

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where you cunt

RIP

press Amber to name one House producer lmao

I actually wanma know the fucking biology of whats wrong with hurleys mouth.

BRING BIG JOHN IN ALREADY

From Newcastle and had work done

they're all mates of mates

def her pot noodle hair

all black girls are cripplingly insecure about it

Hope he shows up halfway through the episode to bash Tommeh up for kissing a fag.

This is a NO NONCE (YOU)'S ZONE

NO NONCE. NONE.

LMAO HURLEY DIDNT PUT HER MOUTH

gentlemanly to mention a non-issue rather than her mouth desu

Why it’s nice. I’m white by the way and amber is my favourite

ahh i speak to a gypsy in /brit/

an unhinged man that man

done a lot of time in prison, not a man you want to be around that man

tellin’ you

mick is fuming

Yep. He's def done a lot of roids in his time and that muscle can stick around a while

Nice digits

Callum chads report in.

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Most people don't like it but that's nice

michael so sour lol

checked & correct

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good lad

I shall not speak to the nonce.

Who?

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Iechyd da bechgyn

Mixed girls like white guys

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checked and correct

These Olay adverts are so fucking annoying

Imagine sucking on it

SOON

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Ahem, may I have your attention gentlemen? I'd like to make a toast. Kill all nonces! That is all.

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Lmao everyone likes white guys

Ask yourself, would that olay girl be with callux if he wasn’t a millionaire youtuber?

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What's your girth?

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Who /allnight/?

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Fuck you for giving me more information about that "man"

Anyone else agree that francesca is the pengest ting in there?

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He said white guys, not underage girls

Can confirm. Especially indians and jungle asians, drowned in them at uni. Easymode

Can we call Ovie Paul from now on

DAT SHIT DUNT

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4.5 inch

yeah i'm baby dickin over here, thank fuck for my handsome face or i'd have necked myself

TINY EYES LIKE TINY BUTTERBEANS

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not the best looking but the nicest and defo the most gf material

Jungle Asians are literally the easiest girls ever. A 4/10 white lad at uni could pull all year

What about gay dogging?

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U KNO WAT IM SAYIINGG

Tommy's island dream is about to become an island nightmare.

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100

Well this took a depressing and frustrating, and confusing turn

Any one else find Tommy and Molly the most boring couple now?

THESE PEOPLE ARE SUCH LIARS! OVER 100???

they're all lying dw lad

>he didn't watch the year the numbers were closer to 300

I’m a good looking chad, the lads are chatting absolute shit

If Tommy has slept with that many he’s never made the necessary sacrifices to be a proper pro boxer

What the fuck are these numbers

Is the average?

;_;

yes but partially producers fault innit

they don't give established/stable couples screentime

80/20 mate, 80/20.

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goin shower, y'all want anything?

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Divide them by 3 for blokes
Multiply by 3 for women

you lost your virginity a year or two ago (well into uni, i.e. 21yo) you utter neek, you told /brit/ in tedious detail

>having sex outside of marriage
The rapture can't come soon enough.

Stop talking to the nonce.

user..they aren't

Have sex

TOMMY GET YOUR ARSE OUT THAT FUCKIN VILLER! THERES TOO MANY QUEERS

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yes, less makeup on yer fake please luv

wtf does that mean

This is the official rule, American Pie taught us this.

>muh pol boogeyman
>posts marxism

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this is accurate, I've shagged 3 and I tell everyone it's 9

yeah if i cup my hands can you piss into them and spit in my mouth
ta

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I don't think he was that popular when they actually got together

>a little michael in the corner
Amber confirmed for watching cuckold porn

Muff

>confusing
It's not that confusing, the upper 20 percentile of attractive men drown in pussy, while the lower 80 percentile struggle with slaggy scraps

Michael made himself look like a proper weasel

>No dad, Curtis is my friend!
>NO SON OF MOINE
>gouges out curtis' eyes
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/father-of-boxing-champion-tyson-fury-853780

swear tommy fucked molly in the first week

DON'T FEED THE NONCE. NOT EVEN ONCE.

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loooool y u talkin road to me now f a m

I’ve never had sex lads

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see The nature of women

>ex on the beach
>ppl have sexual partners from 600 to over 1000+

>he's shagged one lass

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fuck Amber and Michael, and fuck black twitter

Get the michael look

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you just need to walk up to the girl and give her a firm handshake

Amber and michael are white twitter. Ovie is black twitter

I bet there are prostitutes currently working who have shagged less than 100 people

I thought 10 by 25 was a reasonable and respectable effort. I'm also planning on having kids with this one so it looks like there'll be no more slags for me. Fuck...100?

This. Don't forget to tell them they're looking good then walk away

But that doesnt mean over 100 at such a young age. Howdu even meet that many. 40 at 20? thats mental.

Chad gets whatever he wants while tne rest of us pick up scraps or become incels. Equality is a false God.

Michael is bitter as fuck

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Lads even tho Mike is a cunt

Vote for Fran

YER A SNAAAKE

horrid trainer. pure fucking deano

For me it's Murtis

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Vote for queen Franny

Never hugged a girl, never kissed a girl, never fucked a girl. I’m 23 and been to uni. What’s the point lads?

Holy shit, public vote, they're trying to humiliate and fuck Michael over.

Franny needs to stop dressing like a Roman because she's making my fucking dick hurt

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Shoot up a Morrisons

Fucking hell 100 in their early 20's. I've squandered my youth

>Forget about Tommy

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amass wealth, purchase prozzies

he's lying, my Chad friends range between 20-40 and I'd say I'm a solid Brad and have 13. 100 is just creepy

let me guess
>how many girls have you asked out
none
>how many girls have you approached in a club
none

maybe start by trying, a gf isn't going to magically appear

This is like rat poison for incels

right night lads (faggots) ..... oh and have a good weekend ..... coogan, chabuddy g, tyson fury all on 4 right now btw ..

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Final three couples:
>tommy and molly (white girl twitter)
>ovie (black twitter)
>curtis and maura (lig)

13 is not Brad numbers, I'm on 13 at 24 and definitely not a brad

True. Don’t do anything where girls are though mate. Can’t stand clubbing

Were they gfs? One nighters?

Unironically nofap. It will give you the primal sex rage that will make you bold as fuck. I went on my first ever date at the age of 20 after nofapping for a fortnight, and now at 22 I have a gf who I fuck almost daily.

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Been seeing same girl non exclusively for a few years, the rest were one nighters

Never had proper gf

>never had a proper gf
lmao, there it is

Yeah there it is, I said I'm not a brad