Gordie is holding a gun to your head. He's going to bash your brains in unless he likes the last thing you ate

Gordie is holding a gun to your head. He's going to bash your brains in unless he likes the last thing you ate.
Do you survived?

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Why would he bash my brains in with a gun?

Yeah, my wife is a fantastic cook and always makes sure I have home-cooked meals to take with me.

Rice, beans and sausages. Pretty shitty so I'd probably die. Just be quick, Gordon.

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The gun's just to make you sit still so he can aim properly, you fucking donkey

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I had a gyro and onion rings from a greek deli down the street.

>Deli bacon ham and cheese sandwich
Uh, I liked it but I have shitty taste.

Make a scrambled egg with a single pepperoni on it. Gordon has shit taste, he'd probably praise the simplicity

tell him i ate a massive undercooked pizza and hopefully he ends me

>Instant ramen cooked in sriracha sauce with green onions and boiled eggs
I'll just say a kid made it and he will love it even if it is shit

>homemade Gado Gado
He’d probably like it.
Currently pickling carrots for a Banh Mi

even Gordon would enjoy a poutine

Then I could easily disarm him if both arms are busy holding something, and you said nothing about being tied down

Shit thread and shit OP

Ground meat, tomatoes, young potatoes -stew

BUT IT'S FRESH!!!

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Some roasted cashews like fuck off Ramsey if you don't like them bash my fucking head in anyway

>chipotle
I'm probably fucked

i've been poor for the past few years, i miss sausage and beans. i have a lot of rice but it sucks.

>scrambled eggs and coffee
I think I might survive.

I had a granola bar from aldis, was pretty good.

Wrong. Rice is great (and cheap and healthy). If you can't eat it by itself mix in some kind of meat and corn.

>THIS MENU HAS TO MANY ITEMS
>BURGERS AND FRIED FISH ONLY FROM NOW ON

every time

i can't, i'm poor. once in a while i can find a can of dented tomatoes that's marked down and i cook it with that

it makes sense - if they can't cook anything well, he has a better chance of teaching them 1-2 simple dishes rather than a huge menu

>TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT RESTAURANT GORDON RAMSAY NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

Pork, onions and potatoes slow cooked in a cast iron pot for 9 hours.

I fucking skippedthesdishes.com some McDonalds.

NOW PULL THE TRIGGER YOU SCOTTISH CUNT

plain mcdouble, fries, coffee and a glazed donut

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>donut

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i love their mcdoubles
but i used to be able to get a double cheeseburger for $1, now it's $2 for two patties and one slice of cheese. fuck that

before throwing him out of a plane