Who should play John McAfee in the future biopic?
Cast John McAfee
Logan Phillips
Aaron Bell
Eddie Guerrero.
Oh wait, no.
Jace Gomez
Tom Cru Idris Elba
Connor Thompson
Craig Ferguson
Nathaniel Cruz
Idris Elba
Jackson Gomez
John McAfee
Isaac Kelly
He should just play himself.
Logan Allen
Jon Boyega
Josiah Harris
He already did. He never ate his dick.
Jayden Harris
SNEED
Jonathan Morris
>John the "Scatman" McAfee
Elijah Baker
Theres a good docu about him, El Gringo
Andrew Jenkins
How has nobody said Al Pacino? They look exactly the same. Idris Elba is my second choice.
Colton Wilson
They already cast Michael Keaton to play him last year
Ayden Thompson
How come "they" haven't killed him yet?
Jaxson Jones
If he were to become president, will he make whale-fucking legal?
Andrew Bennett
bruh what happened to his face
Levi Nguyen
frank zappa
Robert Taylor
He's old as shit. It'll happen to you too.
Nathan Hughes
Landon Jenkins
this guy has a scat fetish. he pays girls to poo in his mouth. im not kidding..
they'll never make a movie about him because of how disgusting he is.
Aiden Cruz
Al Pacino
Christian Russell
Willem Dafoe
Carson Wood
John McAfee
Jaxon Lopez
This man should have been president.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg
Jonathan Robinson
matthew mcconaughey
Charles Mitchell
Bale
Dylan Scott
Peter Stormare
Aiden Diaz
It's unfilmable
>Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual
>Some call me "Whale Fucker". Alright. There's a private club of a few dozen Maori men and one butch woman - that meet in Molokai each year to fuck a whale. True. Men on padeleboards herd the whale while one tries to fuck it. Wouldn't let me in the club. Tried it alone. Epic fail.
>Please people . . This is NOT an acceptable way to fuck a whale. Those who indulge in compassionate whale fucking do so while the whale is resting on the surface, diving underneath to perform the deed."
Benjamin Roberts
Is the McAfee biopic still happening?
Juan Price
This alone would make it the film of the year. Unrionically, literally everyone would be talking about the film where he talks whale-fucking etiquette
Jaxson Cooper
i came here to say this.
Jackson Hernandez
stayed on his boat for like two months and not once did anyone shit in his mouth to my knowledge
Dominic Harris
Al Pacino.
Connor Reyes
His software is shit. The first thing I do to 'fix' a computer that is running slow that someone gives me is it to uninstall fucking McAfee
Owen Gutierrez
Hahaha fuck
Andrew Rivera
There is an alternate universe where President McAfee gives the state of the union speech in his boxers and sunglasses while wearing a shoulder holster and sniffing bath salts.