You get intercepted on your way to the kinoplex this weekend and asked what you're seeing. What's your response?

I only go to the movies on Tuesdays when they're cheaper

I'm married, but my wife likes watching movies at home. We're also poor so it is unaffordable.

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based, any good user?

>We're also poor so it is unaffordable.
I'll give you $1000 to let me fuck your wife

AM I BEING DETAINED

I'll give you a dollar to fuck off, you cunt.

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yeah it's pretty funny
all the more impressive because I hate jessie eisenberg
I'll give you $2500 to let me fuck your wife

That's pretty bold for not having seen his wife yet.

$3000, one night with your wife. Deal?

seething

Post wife.

You thirsty fucks. We're poor but we'll soon change that, just leave us alone.

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Imagine getting married

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i’ll give you my entire life savings if you let me fuck your wife

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>We're poor but we'll soon change that
As soon as you let me fuck your wife for $5000

Pay me $500 and I'll fuck your wife

Oh, I'm not going to see a movie

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>"u mad"
based retard

based

What's going on? Had to check and see if i was on /k/ or Yea Forums

nice walmart dad jeans faggot

samefag. (post wife)

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Wrong.

And fuck you, I'm not posting my wife.

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nice dubs
post wife

Nice use of inspect element. Just post your wife bro

>he has to pay to get laid
pathetic desu

you should hire Liara for that money

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Detective Pikachu

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Wow, she used to work in tech and now she's a literal whore.

what's her real name?

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