Bros I just woke up from a 20 year coma, the doctors actually can't believe I'm alive

I wasted the last 20 years of my life. Might as well have been in a comma

edge of tomorrow is pretty cool I guess

user, I hate to be the one to break this horrible news to you, but, while you were in your coma, I'm afraid that... there was a black president.
I'm so so sorry.

Jack and Jill.

Star Wars episodes 2 and 3

>wake up from a coma
>use library computer because there isn't one at home
>someone there tells you that Google is still a thing
>search "tv and film discussion"
>find 4channel.org
>look around and fnid everybody posting an image of a cartoon frog
>search "cartoon frog" into google and click the images tab
>find a moving image
>wtf.dialupconnection
>ask the good people at 4channel for recs
>look at other boards on the site while waiting
>get distracted by anime, blacked, and traps
>OP is now a faggot

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CATS in theatres December 20th 2019

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I'd give you a sincere response, but unfortunately time has been cruel to me as well. I've lost both my hands in a gardening "incident" and I cannot type.

>2019-20=1999 Im gonna larp as if this were real
Hahaha you lucky bastard. You missed like 3 years of culturally relevancy at most. Go read up on Y2K, 9/11, watch the LOTR trilogy, Cornetto trilogy, play The Witcher 1, 2 and 3 and you're golden.
Or don't, the last decade and a half has given us nothing else of lasting cultural relevancy.
Kanye West somehow tricked everyone in North America into thinking he was a lyrical genius.

>mfw I had to look at the calendar to realize that it's 2019 and that 1999 was 20 years ago
I'm so far gone.

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there's a new star wars trilogy. it's really bad.

Fight Club, A Serbian Film, and Alita: Battle Angel.

requiem for a dream