DON'T WATCH MOVIES ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE!!!
DON'T WATCH MOVIES ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE!!!
He's not wrong
He is retarded, though.
I only use movies on my 3rd monitor as background noise
sorry mr lynch i won’t do it again
Retards can be correct sometimes.
I have watched 400+ movies on my iPhone 7, its very comfy
what if I watch a tv show on my flippin' phone?
shut the fuck up oldfart
10 yearas to go until your 6 feet under
Why not I can put the screen really close so I can see everything very good, maybe even better than from my laptop screen. It's like I'm in the movie itself. Also it's pretty comfy when I'm lying in bed
But can I post on 4channel from my phone?
donald lynch jej
I've watched Eraserhead, the elephant man, blue velvet and Mulholland drive are there any other kino of his that I'm missing?
What kind of boomer incel watches movies on anything else than their smartphones?
>Iphone
the other ones
Fuck off, boomer.
yes you can
Here we are
Praising all the films of greed, and Jews
Break the syst. then we find out
Oh it's not kino if you don't FEEL it
Subverting expectations
Ideals that we make art with
Lynch finally made good films for us!
What's good enough for Lynch
Is good enough for me
IT'S GOOOD ENOUUGH
It's good enough for ME
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAHHH
Now you'll say
You're startin' to feel real bored, and dumb.
There's no story, and no damn quips
Don't meme on me, ramblin' about those
Old fashioned flick traditions
You're just too pleb to break
Oh baby, you just got LYNCHED!
What's good enough for Lynch
Is good enough for me
IT'S GOOOD ENOUUGH
It's good enough for ME
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAHHH
cool thanks
My 19 year old younger sister lives on her own. She doesn't have a TV or Laptop in her home. The only thing she owns is a smartphone.
Meanwhile I'm 26 and live with my 25 year old girlfriend and we still own a Television (although almost never use it) and both of us primarily use the laptop and almost never use a smartphone.
Our 50 year old parents still watch cable television and barely use computers and smartphones.
There's a clear divide in generation. My little sister only watches netflix through her smartphone and it's the only device she ever uses. Doubt she can even type on a physical keyboard properly.
I wonder if the next generation will consider smartphones to be outdated trash and only connect to the internet with their neuralink brainchip or something like that.
this so much, I watch my all kinos on my Samsung Smartwatch, no biggie just put it half an inch infront of my face and it's all good, basically the same as 70mm IMAX literally no difference
>dark theme
Patrician
>not buying two and framing them in lieu of lenses in titanium glasses
lol the ipod mini is for girls
Wild at Heart is fantastic, watched it yesterday. Nick Cage is born to play his role and Laura Dern doesn’t seem like she’d be a good choice for a character who’s a total whore given her other roles but her performance is brilliant. There’s a little too much overacting for me, mainly from Lula’s mother’s actress whose name I forgot, but overacting is basically a staple of Lynch’s filmography. Replaced True Romance as my favourite road trip movie
Wild at Heart and Lost Highway
Lynch isnt too picky, he just asks people watch his films in a dark room on a tv. I watched The Return on an iPad and sucked compared to a large tv a reasonable distance from you. It’s about replicating the experience of sitting in a theater.
Projectors are honestly the way to go though, there are movies I’ve seen in theaters I would not have enjoyed as much on my laptop.
I have a 21:9 phone, fuck off boomer.
GET REAL
My smartphone has a 4k resolution OLED display. How the hell is a normal screen going to compete with that? Especially if you watch it laying in bed with the phone set next to you on your pillow with in-ear earphones in.
TV can't compete with that experience.
It's still a tiny-ass screen that gives zero immersion.
>he doesn't have a projector and a screen
lmao
Also films are mixed for a 7.1 or 5.1 surround sound system, not a stereo channel output.
Even if you get the most expensive Audeze headphones and a headphone pre-amp, you still have an infinitely inferior setup because the 5.1 audio source file needs to be downmixed into a stereo channel to be reproduced from your cans, and that never sounds good.
Not to mention the fact that with headphones you just have two tiny speakers farting in your ear, compared to actually feeling the sound throughout your whole body as if the events are happening all around you.
I can asure you an actual sound system will improve your viewing experience far more than a bigger brighter screen.
If a movie is good it can be played on any screen and still have the same weight
It's closer to my face so it's actually "bigger" than a TV at a bigger distance.
Absolute cope. 2001 is barely an experience at all if you would watch it on your phone.
I mean you can pretend like watching a small ass pixel landing somewhere for 5 minutes looks just as good on your phone like in the theater, but that simply isn't the case. And that's just the visuals, the audio is a whole another part.
...
Fucking no you fucking pleb, it's the opposite.
If watching it on a tiny screen with shitty earbuds doesn't take anything off the experience, then you're watching garbage. I wouldn't expect a phonewatcher to like anything but capeshit tho, so...
Ive seen Eraserhead twice, both times on my phone in the middle of the night in bed. Very comfy experience, Lynch doesnt know what he is talking about.
Watching Eraserhead is not supposed to be a "comfy experience", get real.
People watching movies on their phones is why every Netflix original looks like a made for TV movie.
I watch movies in my oculus go
Do you think he'd hate me for watching all his movies on my desktop?
i dont care about pedofaggot hack opinions
lynch and his movies are reddit
Absolute cope. If the "experience" is all that matters to you faggots then you could just put gay-porn in a theater and it would be considered kino to you. But that's what's to be expected from Lynch/Alita fags
Seethe more, capeshitter. If you watched it on a phone, your opinion does not matter. Period.
Why wouldnt I want to? its an oled screen that I can connect to my surround sound setup
>If the "experience" is all that matters to you
???
That's literally what art is about. The experience you get from listening to a composition. Watching a painting. Reading a novel.
Nice to out yourself as a plot point mental midget. Pulling out some bullshit like Alita out of nowhere is even more pathetic.
How are his movies reddit? TP definitely is, but that's because of Frost.
>getting even more retarded with the coping
If you had the option of playing on a large true OLED screen instead of your smudgy ass phone you would pick the TV always, but you are a coping poorfag pretending that you have a surround sound setup that you hook up to your smartphone everytime you watch a film so there' no help for you anyway.
By "experience" I mean watching it in a theater. If you have to play something in a theater your brain will automatically have bias towards that movie, it'll make it seem better even if it's not. If you watch it on your phone you can enjoy a movie without that bias. If a movie is quality it'll be just as good without the "experience"
surround sound was a lucky cheap find at the thrift store. Oled tvs are $10000 user, a phone is a good compromise to that. Im sorry you need a expensive ass tv to enjoy some faggot who fucks children and makes shit movies
That's exactly what a plot point mental midget would say. Capeshit is still mind numbingly boring even in a theater, but pretending that films like Lawrence of Arabia or 2001 are the same viewed on your tiny ass phone as in a 70mm theater, that's just straight up lying.
If you really believe the playback of the visuals and the sound doesn't matter, why even watch films at all? Why don't you just read the plot synopsis on wikipedia and be done with it?
Yeah watch all his movies, but make sure to watch the Spicediver edit of Dune. The studio tore Lynch's original version apart and the fan edit is the closest thing
So you admit that you're just a coping poorfag?
lmao case closed
fuck niggers
what app is that?
>itt: coping lynch fags
also I never said I limed capacity, and you're telling me im making assumptions about you watching alita. Neck yourself faggot
Sorry i don't listen to hacks
>this