Hey, this is Henry Rollins. I was in a band in the 80s that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. I'm a vegan, man. Can you handle this? Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now, and wise. Being older means I'm smarter, even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager. Can you deal with that, America? I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough-guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity. I regularly donate to the Southern Poverty Law Center. I really can't stand Southern poverty. Hopefully we can wipe it out one day. See, I'm a white guy, but I can't stand white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making. I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that burst your bubble honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.
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I like fugazi
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Hi Sven.
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It's an old Daily Shoah bit. Probably the only funny thing TRS has produced, 2bh
He's a giant douche but I liked that mutant killer ants flick.
It makes me angry that this stupid faggot made a song I liked before I learned it was Henry "Ass-fucking men because I'm straight" Rollins's band.
It's that song What's the Matter Man from THPS.
closet homo
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Reminder Henry Rollins was on the tv show Total Blackout.
This faggot tattood his own birthday on his body. What a fucking poser.
Rollins has always been a huge pussy faggot
>running away like a little bitch after your friend gets shot by some nig
yeah, he should have sodomized that nig on the spot
kek is this real? one bitchslap and he went down.
>get in the van man
I liked him in that film where he was caine
this and ben shapiro are his best bits
>kek is this real?
100%
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Well, it was that or get smoked by some nigger.
Victims aren't ever prepared for that shit. They often cooperate thinking they'll be let alone afterward. What anyone needs to know is niggers will always kill you anyway, being dumb enough to think it conceals evidence of the crime. It just turns a property crime the cops won't investigate into a homicide they will likely solve. But you'll still be dead either way.
In this case the shooting was likely accidental. Niggers do that a lot, fuck up and pull the trigger before actually executing the theft. These three street niggers in Milwaukee last year tried to jack a city inspector for his Ford Mustang and probably would've gotten away with it except one of those thick-lipped, big-assed groid bumblers blew the guy's head off with a shotgun before he got the keys.
Yes Henry Rollins is a bit of a goofy fella but I don’t get why he’s such a meme around here
Yeah, the dude that hit hi wrote a book about it.
now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
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Punk rock is dead and heavy metal only has a small subculture of rebellion left. They've all become agreeable, politically correct yes men. Rap will always be a tool for propaganda and country music has been taken over by the pop industry.
When will we get a new counter culture in music?
>I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity.
>I regularly donate to the Southern Poverty Law Center. I really can't stand Southern poverty.
these are golden
how else is he going to remember it, dumby?
rollins
he was always a fucking retard and the kid wasn't intimidated by his pathetic bullying
why do people think he's a homo?
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he never married or kept a girlfriend or something like that. there is an old clip of him talking about why he doesnt like women, its actually pretty politically incorrect for today, he just calls them fat and lazy and needs them to work out.
LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING (X5)
A fellow kinosaur incel?
might be the tough guy tact, my old man is a legit tough guy who did all sorts of tough guy shit (not killing people) and he's just this really humble quiet guy that for some reason really likes visual art, history and fluid dynamics.
>imagine thinking this is important or funny enough to transcribe
IMAGINE
ACTUALLY IMAGINE L O L
IMAGINE
I liked you in Heat and I had PhD in Bullshit on cd.
fuck off redditard
>When Rollins was three years old, his parents divorced and he was raised by his mother in the affluent Washington neighborhood of Glover Park.
True punk indeed
>daily shoah nigger
pathetic
>runs away as his gay lover is killed by a nigger
>I was in a band in the 80s that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to.
Who the fuck feels compelled to say that and fucking why?
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did he hit him? didn't seem like he hit
whatever danzig is the worst among manlets
Well parodied.
Anyone got that utterly shit "argument" he made against guns when he says "if you use guns, you're weak".
Like, um, that's the point you dumb dork. A lot of people are relatively weaker compared to other things and greater numbers. That's why people use equalisers.
Good post OP
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wtf i love henry rollins now
>you just KNOW
>that Lexi pegged his boypussy with an 8 inch rubber cock
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this is good too
most people don't know he was in Fugazi, they're talking about listening to the other one
It would never have happened with gun control you racist. Poverty is the number one driver of crime.
0/10 weak bait
Listened to him on Joe Rogan and he sounds surprisingly dumb, also a manlet which is not a redeeming quality.
>surprisingly
BASED sven
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