BTFO LION KING

Based

Hi, reddit

Based and redpilled, fuck Disney

You know this guy is considered a laugh stock, right?

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based king of the blacks

For once I actually agree with him

I never realized the Lion King cast was so black.

Fuck disney

the fuck have they done to "Be Prepared"?
They butchered it. Like, with the amount of PC stuff, they'd have no problem making scar hitler literally and have the hyenas goose step and shit

i hate nu-disney.

>NOOOOO!!!! HE DOESN'T LIKE MY FAVORITE CAPESHIT MOVIES!!!!! *sniff*

armond haters in a nutshell.

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Any grasp at straws of this movie set in Africa being "too PC" is not even close to the problem.

The problem is a shot for shot remake that is worse than the original at anything resembling heart. I thought beauty and the beast was bad but at least that tried to change some character motivations and expand on some lore (and I hated that movie) this one is just that much worse.

of course this namefag hates Armond

>soulless moneygrubbing remakes are terrible
stop the presses

>that its “live-action” selling point misrepresents the fact that the real-looking animals are actually digitally generated images
omg no way who knew???

Citing a bland and soulless clickbait channel, lol ok

>Antifa-in-waiting

Yeah this new afropunk/afrocentrist push from hollywood is kind of weird.
It's like europeans would start to believe their own fairytales, only this time they are force fed this bullshit by megacorporations.

You burgers love to burn money. Why don't you finance some school trips to real africa iinstead of painting it as the lanf of the future through msm bullshit?

It has nothing to do with that. He makes everything political and always defends movies by Adam Sandler but hates on classics like Toy Story 3 and Fight Club and The Dark Knight. Most people in the comments agree and so did Roger Ebert

There is a certain level of remake I will tolerate. But this is on the level of that fucking Psycho remake

>there are people in this thread who don’t know the real Armond White is in the black lodge and this is just a doppelgänger

>Most people in the comments agree and so did Roger Ebert

oh no, shills agree.

Those movies are garbage and he's right.

see

Absolutely based.

Most people agree he's a troll. C'mon you know it's fishy how he praises shit like Dawn of the Dead remake but then calls The Lion King remake or the IT remake soulless. He likes Snyder because he's conservative and will hate on Disney or Stephen King cause they lean left. When will you admit Armond is predictable

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Probably because Dawn of the Dead was made by a real director

>he makes everything political
The fucking irony. Lets not even consider movies now adding political messages or undertones at all. Nah. Lets totally forget how many movies now are promoted for their "diversity" and poltical "wokeness"

Seething youtubers lmao kys

what pisses me off about armand is not his opinions. I can wrap my head around his idiosyncratic taste. I'm constantly touting National Lampoon's Senior Trip as an underrated masterpiece. Some trash resonates with people.

But I hate his National Review trying-to-be-intellectual gobbledygook. It's trying to be accepted by leftist elites rather than trying to connect with the general public and convince people of the superiority of conservative ideas. Speak English instead of speaking New Yorker.

I thought the movie was really great. Looked fantastic, had really gripping scenes and despite the director asking for more realistic animal emotions/interactions it didn't hinder the movie too much. The lion king has already been redone in media of different mediums and this has its own place..

I particularly thought zazoo and Shenzi were very cool.

By who?

>he got armand blacked
OH NONONONONONONONO

the FUCKING irony
>nah nah nah
>nah nah nah
>hey-hey-hey
>

believe it or not he's actually with the consensus more than 50% of the time

>Toy Story 3
>classic

Go back.

>might as well be New Wakanda.
kek

...

>being a critic
>having set standards which dictate opinion and understanding
>said standards differ from norm
>critic must be bad instead of insightful
if you like reddit tier explanation, watch dunkey explain how white is a good critic in that he is consistent in his critique of tv and film
youtube.com/watch?v=lG2dXobAXLI

Based reddit

>Most people in the comments agree
You know where you belong.

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>Toy Story 3
>The Dark Knight
>good

>Why don't you finance some school trips to real africa iinstead of painting it as the lanf of the future through msm bullshit?
White people aren't the ones pushing this, but I can see why you're confused, because the people who are pushing this have skin that's the same color as white people.

>keep saying it

>classics like Toy Story 3

>classics like Toy Story 3

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>dunkey
I see you’re a man of culture. My upvote goes to you good sir.

These "YouTubers" make more money, have more subs, and are well received by people. When you spend your career praising Sandler and Synder, then also claim Tarantino and the MCU and Nolan have ruined cinema then yeah people think you're full of shit

So Armond doesn't like it, Kermode doesn't like it and even that Stuckmann faggot doesn't like it.

Does anyone like it?

>appealing to popularity this badly

Tarantino, MCU and Nolan DID ruin cinema and that can be backed up unlike Snyder "wahh he ruined batman :("

yikes

Most people. General audiances and film buffs.

>Tarantino inspired nihilistic teens to make edgy disjointed films with no purpose other than to look cool and his cynical outlook infected all of film since then
>MCU made vapid assembly line films acceptable in the critical circle and has eradicated all competition
>Nolan took all the fun out of blockbusters by appealing to pseud Redditors

but oh no, Sandler has fart jokes.

Disney’s whole legacy in animation is creating countless cinematic masterpieces. They’ve also already made three Toy Story movies that are all damn near perfect. Toy Story 3 was even nominated for Best Picture. And the fact that they’ve only made four of them over 24 years, this one coming 9 years after the last one, certainly implies that they are only interested in making them if they can live up to that lineage.

Toy Story: 100%
Toy Story 2: 100%
Toy Story 3: 98%
Toy Story 4: 98%
Of course, it could still change but just look at that consistency. This is fantastic. It’s like the greatest movie quadrilogy of all time. I can’t think of any other that made it this high.

>noooooooooooooo don’t insult my capeshit
Cringe.

king of Yea Forums

remakes can be ok when they offer an interesting new interpretation of an idea. Which this one obv does not.

>dubs thinks he can beat quads
kys cuck loving faggot

reading his articles is always at least interesting

>The Christopher Nolan Batman movies are not exactly life affirming, so why do pundits refuse to connect those films to last week's Aurora, Colorado, massacre at the midnight showing of Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises? Instead, the problem of the films themselves has been swept away by a torrent of political distraction over gun control. After this clash of cinema and reality, have we forgotten that culture either dooms or defines us? Over-smart responses to the shooting resemble the mindless state of most contemporary cultural commentary. It takes escapism?whether in movies or journalism?to a maniacal extreme by uniformly ignoring the causal relationship between the Christopher Nolan franchise and the murderous actions of James Egan Holmes (12 deaths and 70 injured persons) whose disguise resembled the role that Heath Ledger played in 2008's The Dark Knight; even referring to himself as Ledger's character, The Joker.
>Holmes' joke made the connection plain. Yet, standard-setting media consistently ignores the effect of movie content and idly promotes film as product. In the case of The Dark Knight Rises, confusion began with Roger Ebert's misleading reaction in a New York Times Op-Ed on July 20. Evincing sociological and cultural denial, Ebert turned "I'm not sure there is an easy link between movies and gun violence" into a meme for his followers. Once again, tolerance for movies without substance or morality bled into social discourse. Another publication defended Nolan's franchise, claiming Holmes "was not driven by those movies to slaughter?His actions needed no model in a fictional monster." But facts, such as Holmes' guise and diabolical plotting, prove the exact opposite.

SEETHING

>Disney’s whole legacy in animation is creating countless cinematic masterpieces.

That's a fucking lie.

If you were talking about Walt Disney the individual that'd be true, but since he died the only thing the company has been good at is marketing themselves to make people think they're the greatest even though they lost their touch. Oscars and shill critic aggregations don't validate shit.

Because he's not contrarian and never has been, that's just a marvelcuck anti/tv/ shill narrative

Anyone who isn't a mindless sycophant is a contrarian to you people. Armond has well-defined standards for judging art, and for the most part, he has a great disdain for commercial schlock designed to make as much money as possible (especially pandering crap).

but he's right in that case, DotD remake was bretty good and the other two are inferior versions of originals

ITT: single child autists finding their replacement father in the form of a 67 year old homosexual black man

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>classics like Toy Story 3 and Fight Club and The Dark Knight

These are not classics.

>White people aren't the ones pushing this
Pretty sure they are dude.

Tarantino and Nolan are fine but the MCU is bottom of the barrel trash and everyone who knows ANYTHING about cinema agrees. Armond is hardly contrarian in that regard

that's fukken based.

>because the people who are pushing this have skin that's the same color as white people.
So that means that they're white then?

Oh look another shill SEETHING

>convince people of the superiority of conservative ideas
Good thing that he isn't trying to convince you of something that doesn't exist.

>some nerdy looking gay ass literally-who faggot on youtube has some personnal beef with they guy
>h-he's "considered" a laughing stock
talk about bad faith

Tarantino stands for everything Yea Forums loves but you hypocrites hate him because he got popular
>Foot fetish
>Tons of blood
>References classics
But then you so many threads are made saying "based Zahler" when he is just a discount Tarantino

Also, Nolan has great cinematography. Inception and Dunkirk and Interstellar look stunning but yet he gets shit on

And the MCU has problems but it mostly good than bad

Based quads has spoken

If this guy thinks the movie caused the massacre, he's a dumbass. It's not the means, or the venue, its the perpetrator who decides.

Don't criticize The Lion King or Tarantino for being nihilistic and soulless when you visit Yea Forums which is very nihilistic. I like this place for memes but even I have self awareness

>shitnight
>toy cashin 3
>classics
is that you Armond?

Adam Sandler movies are usually competent so not much issue there.

Toy Story 3 I'm guessing his issue is with the emotional gravity being placed on the children's movie characters, kinda age issue there.

With the Dark Knight, there were a lot of problems. Heath Ledger did a nice job, but outside of him you had the silly shit like the cell phones letting you see into everything everywhere and Two Face just not having much purpose for even being there.

Armond does have some retarded criticisms at times, but is pretty great for giving a different perspective on how to look at a lot of movies given 90% of film critics are ridiculously far left.

only the /r9k/ rejects that post here are nihilistic.

Actual Yea Forums culture is more campy (i.e. Tuxedo Pepe, Sneedposting)

Nooo mr. Goldbergstein told me he is a bad goy! You can't call him based!

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projecting much?

nigger

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ah-bloo-bloo

>classics like Toy Story 3
I thought these people had all been purged from this site.

I can't make heads or tails of this guy. Sometimes he seems pretty based and other times it seems like he's just fucking with people.

There just is no way to genuinely and unironically enjoy Jack and Jill. This is where the line has to be drawn.

nigger

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The nigger liked Hidden Niggers
He's just a nigger with a thesaurus

who cares that he gave a positive a prestige movie from 3 years ago.

What you should really worry about is the Saturn Awards giving Hidden Figures the prize for "Best Action/Adventure Movie"

>whataboutism
nigger

Have sex

Really? Explain these standards lol
Please tell me how the fuck he thinks Mr Deeds and Artificial Intelligence are better than The Dark Knight and Infinity War and Fight Club and Toy 3 and Pulp Fiction

how about you read his reviews you mongoloid

have a father figure, nigger

that's irrelevant, you have to see his recent favorites.

>reducing thought-out reviews to HE LIKES X BETTER THAN Y

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Does anyone remember that Armond hated Drive and Only God Forgives but liked The Neon Demon? He said Refn doesn't understand how to make masculine characters

>Ryan Gosling plays DiCaprio to Nicolas Winding Refn’s Scorsese–acting out an adolescent idea of manliness in Drive and now Only God Forgives. But sulky Gosling lacks DiCaprio’s hammy brio just as Refn lacks Scorsese’s flamboyance, so he mopes and broods; practicing a weak swagger amidst Refn’s brutal, grotesque, nihilistic stagings

Depalma, Godard, Zahler

No problem here.

If you read any of his reviews you'd realize that's one of his MOs

Reductive again. That academic film expertise from watching Toy Story 3 is really paying off isn't it?

First off: Stuckmann is a Channel Awesome kiss ass. so his opinions are out the window for me.

second off: He gave it a C which means he thought it was average. not that he hated it. get your fuckign facts straight and site some better critics and not channel awesome trash.

Yes, apparently a lot of people do

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based retard

So you've never actually read his reviews, right? Every single one has at least 3 comparisons tossed in. Sometimes they don't even make sense, like how he compared Suicide Squad to the 300 sequel.

Nice deflection. He has no standards, he just hates popular stuff

oy vey, the apollo program was too white
subscribe to national review and donate to israel

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No one's perfect

>t.mindless

>Jon Favreau (Director): After turning Marvel’s Iron Man to visual dung, he is now Disney’s fake-reality hack and is key to understanding how this digitally rejiggered Lion King (like Favreau’s Jungle Book) continues the con job of Marvel’s Black Panther. Favreau’s unnamed African veldt might as well be New Wakanda.
Holy fucking based

Savage

Holy Based, the return of the king

Appealing to authority

Constantly referencing money and how well a movie did because you can literally not talk about anything else
The movies are vapid pieces of shit, and you haven’t watched them more than twice.

don't use vulgar language

Seriously, get the fuck out of here you fucking faggot

>He makes everything political
because thats what all movies do now?

You first fucker. Yea Forums always dragging politics into a fucking movie. what a bunch of losers this place has filled up with.

life is about money

It's so black that you'll be in theater wondering if you're watching BET.

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Adam Sandler has produced better movies than any of those things you just described
50 first dates is better than all three of those flicks

>audience scores
But disneybros told me those didn't matter when Captain Feminazi's corpse got pissed on

but movies ARE political nowadays, haven't you been paying attention

disney fags and marvelfags everyone. Give this wageslave a hand

This, Aquaman is just BETTER than Thor Ragnarok just like Suicide Squad is BETTER than Winter Soldier. Speaking of Suicide Squad, it made more on the home video market than The Last Jedi, quite a movie I tell ya!

>all these SEETHING discord mousecucks
Someone post the Endgame one, that was just showing off

No not really because I could care fucking less if a movie has one or two signs of some political agenda. I dont go to a movie to sit down and right down every single detail about what agenda it has..I go to watch a movie for the story...for a proper cinematic experience...Im not some tinfoil hat wearing faggot like most of you incels are.

Lmao he called it soulless and he is a giant faggot so he doesn't use shitlord memetalk lightly. At this point Disney might as well make an effort to see if he can call them cucks.

EVERYTHING is political you dumb cunt

that's nice that you don't want to think about them politically, but it doesn't change the fact that creativity is still politically charged for the most part
it's ruining the medium

>t.postmodern

>Be Prepared
youtube.com/watch?v=kLQ6SRH90s4
Holy shit that is terrible.

>youtube.com/watch?v=kLQ6SRH90s4
In the name of jesus christ of nazareth who died for our sins what the living FUCK is this abomination?

link to article?

spicy digits

nationalreview.com/2019/07/movie-review-the-lion-king-fake-live-action-pc-agenda/

It's actually laughable how blatant this song is. It's just straight up propaganda. There's no other possible way to view this piece, it's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard that's aimed at children.

could care less for the villian song. but at least this kept this classic and kept it classic rather then putting a new spin on it

youtube.com/watch?v=CF-c1K3WWg4&list=PLGYGe2PKknX2kydiv28aq8dBXBWeJfxgg

The very last "be prepared" was the only one that sounded even remotely right and even then it was nowhere near as good. I really hope this shit bombs, but it probably won't because people will watch literally anything if you slap disney's name on it.

>could care less for the villain song

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LOOK AT THIS DUDE OH NO NO NO NO

The Synagogue of Satan.

SÖYTHING

Why are people ITT defending Sandler movies? They are the lowest form of 'comedy' there is, are as formulatic and repetitive as MCU films, and they always have that Rob schneider motherfucker in them. I fucking hate rob schneider so much.

>No one analyzes art better than he does
ho please. He says a lot of shit that sounds clever to the uneducated but it falls apart real quick under scrutinization.
>Her rhythmic diction on “You’re not the Simba I remember” is pure Destiny’s Child
okay, what the fuck does that even mean? Is it good or bad and why? He doesn't qualify anything, he just throws clever-sounding concepts at you and hopes you'll be too distracted superimposing you own meaning on them to catch the scam.

What is it with remakes? Would it kill them to make a new story with lions and hyenas and stuff?
>continues reading manga about lion-girl fighting hyena-girl over the lion-boy

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>All these seething youtube capeshit faggots

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Is this bait?
Please tell me this is bait

>Most people.
>General audiances
>film buffs

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