But is it as boring as a John Carpenter movie?

>but is it as boring as a John Carpenter movie?

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Name 5 boring John Carpenter movies

i... I cant do it

The Fog
Ghosts of Mars
Halloween

Vampires
Ghosts of Mars
The Ward
Village of the Damned
Dark Star

FAIL

According to the international boring index only 4 of those apply

Those 5 suck ass.

what movies do these fatfucks even like?

Evil Dead II, Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, The Rocketeer, Goodfellas, and once on a Pre-Rec stream I heard Jay, Rich, and Jack praise Shawshank Redemption

fugg its true