Scene in Russia

>scene in Russia
>it's snowing in summer

I'M FUCKING FRYING HERE AAAAGHHHH

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same, I'm in Siberia and it's +30C

Oh yeah, 65°F, it must be Hell on Earth. I'm so sorry for you.

Faggot.

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apart from the fact films never tell you what time of the year it is lel

>MOSCOW, MOSCOW

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if i speak russian, as an american is there career opportunities for me out there in russia

Sorry user, I don't understand your countries wizard measurements.

>65°F
>translate to civilized unit
>18°C
Its fucking cold there

My screen's all dusty now from this ancient meme.

I live in southern Arizona, I'm lucky if I see snow once every 5 years. It's sad.

I'm fat and always find it hard to lose weight, still look flabby on a diet

I have been fucking sweating like crazy this summer and I went to weigh myself

I have lost 40lbs of water weight, my body must just fucking store the water

I am only 15lbs over my bmi now

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>I have lost 40lbs of water weight, my body must just fucking store the water
You got kidney damage my dude

>opportunity
>russia

you can teach English, I guess

If you're a girl I can offer you an opportunity to get your pussy stretched by my thick siberian cock.

brother that's nothing

If you are assertive tall /fit/ girl you can tie me up and bite my neck
Otherwise fuck off

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Not really, sadly. China is where it's at but fuck learning Chinese.

If you're single in eastern europe you're either retarded or a poorfag.

Jokes on you
I'm both

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>non-Americans post on Yea Forums

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ANOTHER SCHORCHER

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Yeah its pretty hot out. Plus the AC in my car is broke and I don't have the money to fix it because I make hourly and I'm a massive fucking failure

Nigger

As a CIA intelligence officer, yeah

>eastern europe
>poorfag

So, most of the population?

>opportunities in russia
Are you high?

>opportunities in Russia
This is epic
People are living that shithole by the millions for a reason user.

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Based global warming dabbing on Ivan

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>18°C is cold
THIRD WORLD CONFIRMED. GO BACK TO INDIA, GO BACK TO SOUTHEAST ASIA, GO BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE FURNACE COUNTRY. WHITE SKIN IS DESIGNED FOR COLD. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BEING LESS DARK, NIGGER.

>18°
>Cold
Nigger are you serious? How do you even survive the winter, it gets below -40° here sometimes

Its cold for a summer you fucking retards 18° in the middle of the summer its cold

>russia
>opportunity
Seriously though just get a job in the US that deals with the Russians you can climb a ladder fast with that skill

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