All the normies are hating on Cats, but can we agree that it will be probably KINO?
Every year we have these generic movies for manchildren, and when we suddenly get something extremelly different and unique, people start complaining. I don't get it.
Take the catspill, user. You know you want to like it.
CATS GENERAL
Benjamin Sanchez
Justin Harris
post your feet and I'll think about it
Nicholas Miller
You just posted this for furry tiddies and I absolutely agree with such reasons
Carter Perez
furries yiff in hell!
Xavier Nguyen
Cats is literally the most normalfag musical in existence. It's basically the MCU of theatre
Mason Walker
furfag shit
Nicholas Campbell
...
Zachary Peterson
Judging by all the other movies Yea Forums has called "Kino" yes it will probably be in the same league as those
Adam Perry
look at how crazy /trash/ is going for this, that really sums it up.
Luke Ortiz
>he doesn't realise we ARE in hell
Brody Young
Thats some creepy shit
Thomas Gonzalez
Someone hasn’t seen the Dear Evan Hansen fandom,
Angel Foster
>something extremelly different and unique
oh please. Nothing is more normie tier than modern Broadway. Faggots belting out show tunes about how they're going to fall in love or be someone.
You want something different and unique, look at Long Day's Journey Into Night, or Waiting for Gadot. You won't find those playing in New York for 20 years.
Dominic Diaz
I want more of the THICC cat
Justin Foster
Who here getting cheetah flashbacks
Jayden Reyes
>different and unique
more like horrendous and by the numbers
Xavier Barnes
AND unique.
Julian Torres
it looks like shit lol
Jaxon Allen
Taylor Swift plays an naughty mean cat named "Bombalurina" who has the hots for a bad boy cat named "Rum Tum Tugger" who is now played by a black guy named (Jason Derulo). He rejects her during his musical number, but than hooks up with her later on in the movie. Taylor will get BLACKED in CATS.
Logan Nguyen
>now played by a black guy
He's a cat. The role is literally a cat.
James Robinson
> look at Long Day's Journey Into Night, or Waiting for Gadot. You won't find those playing in New York for 20 years..
Maybe not for 20 consecutive years, but if you add up all the times they've been staged, it's probably 20 years.
Leo Cooper
tay love interest
Thomas Cox
>You have my respect, Old Deuteronomy. When I'm done, half of the Jellicle Cats will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
Asher Bennett
Rebel Wilson? eww gross
me too
Lincoln Cooper
>extremelly different and unique
>the longest running musical on Broadway
>extremely safe
Wew lad.
Elijah Ramirez
Shit nigga, they need to do an adaptation of Great Comet. That was the bomb and tanked after 8 months because Josh Grobin's replacement was supposed to be black, but they changed it last minute and SJWs reeeed
Cooper Smith
...w...what if Batman and Cheetah entered into a respectful monogamous relationship?
Elijah Mitchell
I'm just enjoying the comment section. they buried the steve buccime quote from spykids after a few thousand likes.
Mason Hall
It wouldn't have been that hard.
Adrian Long
Poetic how hfy is literally the equivalent of muh white power
Pale furless needle nosed christcuck monkeys with piss colored hair giving the rest of the planet a hard time
Owen Gray
they fucking the cheetah up too aren't they...
dammit hollywood..
Adrian Reed
One needs money to continue her revolutionary research, work that could literally enhance humanity for the better
The other, has a fuckton of money
They'd be an unstoppable force
Jeremiah Sanders
Literally this
Hudson Gomez
>can we agree that it will be probably KINO?
Jack Hernandez
Caleb Brown
Christian Kelly
is it wrong that I unironically want to go see it?
Ryder Green
>will be probably KINO?
Sebastian Collins
...
Daniel Torres
>Anonymous
Luke Sanchez
Why would that be wrong? How fucking young are you people?
Noah Davis
Fuck off taylor.
It's furry trash and the play was just ok to begin with.
Oliver Hill
His name is Bustopher Jones.
Evan Taylor
you can look at the "cats" face and clearly see its a big gumbo lipped squished nose nigger
Ryan Collins
imagine it is literally this
Xavier Turner
Khajit have wares, if you have coin.
Robert Wood
>implying cats can't be black
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM BLACK PANTHER?
Aiden Martin
Isn't taytay in it? Normies will at least see it
Charles Richardson
CATS
Joshua Hernandez
wew
Leo Hernandez
Taylor looks so sexy it makes me question my sexuality. She's almost creepily beautiful
But then the others show up and my dick retreats to my abdominal cavity. The others look *bad* like shitty deepfakes from worst nightmares What the fuck is going on here?
Ethan Wood
I will masturbate to Swiftcat.
Christopher White
kittyno
Dylan Reyes
Wicked exists but yeah. This is still just normalfag nostalgia exploitation, it's just the people this is exploiting (middle aged women) don't have a very large presence on the internet.
Brayden Cruz
Sure is furfag in here.
Parker Green
Excuse me, but would someone please explain what the FUCK is up with this bitch's eyes? Fucking bitch has got Chinese eyes. Open your goddamn eyes already!
Benjamin Martinez
she's stoned
Grayson James
I like these threads because there's always someone to put down the furgins if they get too rowdy
Hunter Bell
>be a furry
>not really into movies, especially new ones
>laugh at the horrifying shit they put into trailers
>go jack off to some sergals
>mfw
Alexander Fisher
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
Kevin Allen
Holy fuck, swiftfags are just such pitiful creatures right now
Joseph Evans
im not sure whats worse, the faces or the human hands and feet, like they couldn't even give them paws?
Brandon Sullivan
>All the normies are hating on Cats
Well no the musical has some nice songs. What this abomination is who knows.
Caleb Wood
>Universal
Adam Scott
FUCK ALL NORMIES