Terrible Twilight tier romance

>terrible Twilight tier romance
>laughably bad dialogue and awful acting for the most part
>main protagonist is a spoiled brat
>action straight out of a PS3 game
>sequel bait ending that will go absolutely nowhere
Why do we like this again?

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its an adaptation of a cartoon, what did you expect

>we
Who said I liked it?

I laughed so hard when Edward Norton was the villain at the end. WTF??

>straight out of a PS3 game
This whole contrarian thing Yea Forums has going on I so fucking overdone...
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>all posts in the same minute nearly
What I also don't get is why (you) guys treat hating on Alita like its a Job, you got nothing else better to do? But what's even funnier is the fact that all the work you do to discredit Alita is totally fucking useless in the long run.

Seething

calm down, incel

I LOVE ALITA AND THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING SHILLS CAN SAY TO CHANGE MY MIND

samefagging this hard

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>about to get BTFO in Alita thread
>make a new Alita thread

what did OP mean by this

This reply is exactly why they do it, user.

based and checked my nigger

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>GoT memes

>Implying you redditors don't slurp that shit right up.
Never see shitposting in those threads. Highly suspect. Upvoted.

A face to die for

>The face that launched a thousand shitposts

Waifufags, ladies and gentlemen

Go back

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Based

I'd rather be a redditor than a mass replier

They like it because Alita is cute.
Literally the only reason.

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Honestly ive had enough of game of thrones fags, they keep posting pictures of some fat guy yelling about a pig, it makes no sense

I love the character. She's just adorable. The movie turned out to be a bit shit after watching it a second time though.

>Why do we like this again?
Because Captain Marvel bad

Because it has SOUL, unlike formulaic focus-grouped capeshit.

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Captain Marvel is better than Alita

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