Going to my boyfriend's tonight for netflix and chill

world war 2 with boats

i hate women so much i want to kill them all haha

even your own mother?

Generic white guy saves the world #4826

>she

The race cars one.

Master and Commander

Lolita

me myself and irene

The Mummy Returns

Rush, and the boyfriend beats the shit out of her for not being interested in the movie.

Das Boot
Master and commander
The hunt for red October

>implying he didn't already cancel his netflix subscription like millions of others this past month

I literally can't imagine a black man saving the world. Maybe an Asian guy if his honor was at stake but in my heart of hearts I just can't see blacks as heroic.

Cowboy Bebop

all women are whores

based

Black Sea. The gf hates it because it's all about men. She doesn't understand the crushing oppression of the ocean or what men would do to once they've lost everything. I'm considering dumping that useless slag and getting a boyfriend instead who I KNOW will appreciate true Jude Law kino.

I don't like watching blacks

Blade Runner

Crank and Crank 2 right after

This

Based.

The Expendables 3

S11E5

Some capeshit

Bram Stoker's Dracula, because there are so many scenes I can use to seque into erotic activity:
>"mmmm, I'd like to impale you on my pole"
>"get those tits out like Monica Bellucci, girl. Wish you'd brought two friends"
>"you'd look great with red hair, I'm gonna fuck you like a werewolf"
>"I, uh, want to chop your head off."

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I make my bitch watch "My Dinner with Andre" every night

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Fuck, I'm the reverse. I'm the girlfriend and I'm always trying to make my bf to watch all that shit that I like, he doesn't want to but sometimes agree. We watched my favourite 'Whiplash' together and he said it was ok. Now I want to watch 'Handmaiden' with him, hope he'll be baited by lesbians. I don't insist on watching it twice though.

Amadeus

>The sextape I made with your cousin, of course

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>I'm gonna fuck you like a werewolf
explain

>no romcoms that he says he doesn’t like but secretly enjoys
The fuck femanon

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Did you not see Bram Stoker's Dracula?

Boats II is better and a lot boatier

If you like romcoms you should have your head chopped off.

>you don’t make him watch romcoms featuring boats
Not wife material

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Say that to me face ya poofer

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>mom mocks me for watching House
>she unironically watches Handmaid’s Tale and Netflix shit
Why do women have such shit taste?

>Jerry McGuire
If enjoying Cruisekino is a crime, then bring in the guillotine

I'm not into romcoms, only exception was La-la-land cause it was filmed by the same director as 'Whiplash'.

>op thinks netflix and chill is about watching movies

oh...oh no

Because House has an incel mentality

shut the fuck up

>C'mon Becky, I wanna watch Batman v. Superman again

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A guy who likes romcoms shouldn't be calling people names.

SINNER
SINNER
SINNER

The Hobbit

Why so upset?

Did this happen to you?

Haven't watched it. Its been in my movie bucket for a few years now. Saving it for a rainy day. Funny thing is I have been to Coppola's winery where he has a museum of his movie stuff. So I have seen some of the costumes and props in person already.

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The Big Hit.
Because you'd be surprised how many homeless people buy computers.

>I'm the girlfriend
you forgot (male)

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It got me even hornier than some of the Friday the 13th movies as a kid. Plus if you cut out the reincarnation bullshit which makes no sense, it's pretty faithful to the book.

>good lucking guy
>has a well paying job he likes
>attracts lots of women despite being an asshole
House is Chad, not incel.

Well ull just have to watch it an find out ;)

Doesn't he get cucked by a nigger who is inexplicably in med school?!

>needing scenes to seque into erotic activity

step your game up, incel

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The world at war episode 3

It's called tits or gtfo

Not that I remember, although I haven’t seen S7 or S8 in years.

Hey, it's hard to find bitches into getting denogginized.

>sneeding feeds to seed into gucci superstitions

step your game up, city slicker

>watching movies with your gf

no purpose

Das Boot

not

>I vant to suck your blood
>BLEH

Twin PeaksS03E08 3 times in a row

what's it like to watch movies with a cute boy

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What were tomboys for again, Yea Forums?

>going to my boyfriend's tonight for netflix and chill.
hahahahahahhhahahahaha it's not 2013 anymore jesus christ go read a book or something hahahaha

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Remember to dilate

Marriage. and licking their sweaty pusy and armpits

Oldboy

ZULU

isnt that Elizabeth from Bio Shock 3

Foreman isnt in med school and he dates 13 but that isnt cucking House

tits or gtfo attetion whoring roastie slag

annie hall

Platoon

who cares if anal's on the table. and if it's not you will likely be dumped soon enough and never have a stable or long lasting relationship. best prepare yourself for a lonely existence.

Vgg

>not putting Sleepless in Seattle and You've got mail, back to back

things my gf hated that I tried to watch with her:
>Eastbound and Down (too sleazy)
>Hellsing Ultimate (too scary)

Bourne Identity

>Tomboys

So they're girls who aren't very girly, right?

Mimic

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I also tried Eastbound and Down with gf. She hated it as soon as she thought it was about baseball.
>I don't care about sports
Alright, let's watch this soap opera about an American Italian family.
>Eugh, babe. I don't want to watch any more Sopranos
I hate watching things with my girlfriend

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Hellsing Ultimately is probably the most Nietzchean thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t think it’s trying to be deep. It just inherently embodies the philosophy.

why do "philosophers" have to try to ruin everything with their gay shit

>he likes romcoms
Lol faggot

Das Boot

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if the movies good cute boy will pay attention to movie
if movie bad cute boy gets bored and wants your pusy to entertain him

>what is it
fine wine

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Do it user, I took the fag pill and I aint never coming back

Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

Blade Runner 2049
And then tells her to go home.
youtube.com/watch?v=RDVQc5OXPqo

TIME TO WATCH

TRANSFORMERS

Have you never seen a Will Smith movie

you have to go back.

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>He can't just grab his girlfriend and fuck her whenever he wants

Honestly whats the point of having a gf if you don't have it like that

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>tried watching it with gf a couple nights ago
>halfway through see her eyes are closed
>ask her what she thought of it
>"pretty cool user, I like it"
don't lie to me woman

Ocean's eleven

>Chinks
>Heroic
Lol never

Shut up virgin

Der ewige Jude

Alita

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he expecting to pond you in the ass, you stupid whore do you really think he wants to see movies with you?, so whatever you want and dont matter i would say, just get early and ready take it from behind

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>being this new

I hope you get your head chopped off, asshole.

rude

40 virgin

house fucks with him and the jew every episode

The house that jack built

Boat Trip

Thought I heard an oldfag say that, but you act like a newfag

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Anyone else get too sucked into the movies to do the chill part? Even complete shit. Like a girl put on this movie "Unfriended" or something, an awful horror movie about kids being harrassed on social media by a ghost. And i felt the need to watch it all the way to completion. Shut the girl down on all her attempts, so that i could finish the movie first. And I didnt even like it.

Reddit is that way

the last black hero we had was etika

The 40yo virgin

u missed out on some good kinos