Why are Americans so easy to please?

*gets beheaded by a muslim*

*gets shot by a nigger*

Never seen a muslim irl,
have you?

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bible belt/hispanic breeding frenzies producing millions to work the factories and now they have nothing to do but watch lion king

>2 people versus 300000 shot to death. Your education system has failed

To be fair most if not all of audience scores come from smartphone users trying to kill time in the car. It's also an all black voice cast and they don't wanna be called racist for fear of losing their job, apartment, and children.

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You know you can vote too right retard?

*Gets beheaded by a mexican

most people in my country are really stupid movie watchers and they'd rather see something they've already seen than try something new
it's also why the hero in all american movies almost always lives at the end americans can't handle a sad ending even though it's more realistic

They both must leave

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>Unironically posts png that contains reddit spacing galore
Go back.

Our standards have been systematically lowered over the years

*gets hit by an airplane

OMG BEYONCE IS IN IT SHE MUH QUEEN

you’re a european phoneposter on a board about film which was pioneered by Americans

Probaby Disnes bots. Lots of movies have a high rating right when they come out.

It was genuinely good. Cry more pls

I liked it a lot. Its obviously not better than the original but it's pretty good on it's own.

(you)
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>woah, animal talked, better give it a positive score

>take kid to kid's movie
>they ware easily entertained
>ask them if they liked it
>they say yes
>give thumbs up on review sites

I hate the scots #cunts

Who put a man on the moon?
That's right, not your irrelevant yuropoor shithole

No one, you deluded amerimutt

>Who put a man on the moon?
Nazi scientists

>Who put a man on the moon?
A nazi with a dream?

Why are incels so pathetic?

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it was based
fuck (((critics)))

>t. Europeans mad the movie doesn’t contain 16 prayers to Allah

>t. /pol/ cringe

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To please an American audience, you just have to convince them that they SHOULD be pleased, and it's easy to do, since this country is a disintegrating swarm of braindead slaves who will pay you to tell them that being pathetic is a good thing.

I guess. Nobody makes kids movies anymore though nor are they allowed to. Studios make “sentimental films for the whole family” that are supposed to have “a poignant message”.
These rehashes aren’t even being marketed towards children.

I didn't like it.

Critics don't like it because it's shot for shot the same as the original. But people don't care that it isn't different.

Post the mufasa death comparison gif

Lmaoing at all the triggered eurotrash

>that last comment

If you want that feeling just pop the original film in your DVD player and watch it for fuck sake. Why waste money on a cash grab that likely won't come close to capturing the magic of the original (implying there's any magic to the remake at all) when yo can just WATCH THE ORIGINAL AT HOME!?!

What is it about the way these people write and think that is so rage inducing? They think like children but are smug and sarcastic adults... what is the word I’m looking for?

using ">" literally means you're quoting something, usually when people want to comment on a very specific aspect of a thing and not necessarily responding to it as a whole

Knowing is half of the battle

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>what is the word I’m looking for?
cunts

but the pic is right above and he's paraphrasing the whole point

Kek

In this context he is apparently telling us what he is reading from between the lines or perceives as exceedingly ironical

but he's not reading between the lines

stunted

Master commands and the golem obeys.