Can you sing, master hobbit?

>can you sing, master hobbit?

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doctor pavel i'm cia
he wasn't alone
you don't get to bring friends
they're not my frieeeeeeeends
don't worry no charge for them
why would I want them?
they were trying to grab your prize
theeeey work for the mercenary
the masked maaaaan
B-B-B-B-BANE

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This is my favorite scene in the Jackson films

Why were these movies such kino? Is it because they were a thoughtful adaptation made by creative people?

SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

ay huh, eh wut
ring be trippin, Yuh
shire be poppin', uh
orcs be jelly, yuh
we mad ballin' shiieet
hobbits be cracking shiieet
Helm deep in that elven cheeks, Yuh

My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo,
We washed our hands in niggers blood and all the mongrels too,
We're bringing down the zog machine jew by jew by jew,
The white man marches on.

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SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAANG

the cast is all white

WHERE ARE YOU (Merry)
AND I'M SO SORRY
I CANNOT SLEEP, I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT

ok, now THIS is based.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

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GONDOR IFFY UHHHHH
SAURON GOT A STIFFY UHHHH

Pop these orcs like a wheelie, nigga, you a silly nigga
In Tirith with them Gondor niggas and them Hoover niggas
You run up and they cuttin' niggas, we ain't hoopin', nigga
Yo, Aragorn, you a loser, nigga, up that Anduril, nigga
On the stoop, crills in my drawers, Arwen on my phone
She wanna fuck, but keep her clothes on, I only want the jaw
Man, that's really all I use her for, then kick her out the door
I don't want her, you can keep the whore, she fiendin' for some more
In Rohan, my niggas don't Milly Rock, my niggas horse bop
Blow a case, a nigga throwin' shots, I run 'em off they block

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why didn't he eat the cherry tomato with one bite?

DON'T CALL ME DAUGHTER

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Noooooooobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nkooooooobody knows my sorrow

I'M CRAZY
CRAZY FOR FEELING SO BLUE

kek

>bringing
isnt it tearing?

Making my way down to my feed and seed
Formerly chuck and im homebound

*AHEM*

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
Check it out

no. but I've heard it sung as taking/tearing also

>can you shortsell, master hobbit?

WE HAVEN'T SOFT-INVADED A WHITE COUNTRY IN 3 STINKING QUARTERS

uhhhh

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have you ever eaten one in one bite while trying to maintain a perfect mixture of vegetables and cured meats? it's too much tomato.

Maori are white, Hitler said so.

Why do olden people call each others master
the hobbit wasnt his master he was the king

MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN
HE WORKS FROM 9 TO 5 AND THEN
HE TAKES ANOTHER HOME AGAIN
TO FIND ME...
WATCHING THE MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL TEAM
EH?
THE BEST FREAKING TEAM IN ALL THE LAND WOOHOO!

*SCHLOP* *CRONCH* *MONCH* *SCHLOP*
>breaks crab leg
*CRUNCH* *MUNCH* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*

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It’s what you call a child instead of sir

did someone say

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it's a domain of competence, but king was being sarcastic and hyperbolic

ICKY BLICKY UH LICKY ON MY BLICKY UH

Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem, bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa

Imagine Pippin flying around the table on an invisible bike

christ UUUU has some fucking well-crafted songs

Denethor wasn't a king

>Astrid, where's the cortexiphan?

it's taking

CHOMP SCHLOMP OP CHOMP MFFF CRUNCH CRUNCH

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[Hoes mad] x24

That feeling when that guys son used to be my boss

Feels weird man

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>Do you invest, Hobbit?