What did Emma mean by this?

I don’t remember this scene in Midsommar

let me guess, he spits the water everywhere

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Both correct.

Of course.
Has this EVER happened in real life?

This is what I'm talking about. This cheapening of discourse, where people become incapable of nuanced exclamations and instead just call everything "shit" and everyone "faggot".

She has been watching too much porn.

he gulps it, sighs loudly and nonchalantly goes "I've got next"

You ever stop and think about how many whores you’re probably descended from? It’s the oldest profession in the world there’s gotta be at least a few in your ancestry

>never been around a funny person
have life

Wipe the shit off your dick, faggot.

she's got that butthole itch that only dick can scratch

kikes trying to normalize degeneracy

Fucking retard

Can you imagine being that old and never kissing a girl? Haha

This movie was surprisingly decent.

Not as good as Horrible Bosses 1 & 2.
Also check out Game Night (2018). This one is pretty fucking amazing for a simple comedy.

He was 18 in the movie. Still pretty old but not doomer tier
>27 kv

Roberts is the perfect anal toy in many ways.

Imagine railing Emma Roberts ultra tight ass, as she grunts and groans loudly, you gripping her hips and making her your bitch. Spanking her firm little bum, as you pound her anus.

You sound like you used to kick over sandcastles but now you appreciate their architecture. But who is more mature than the ocean waves?

You sound like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Seriously though, I know exactly what you mean and I hope you're not taking the quote from Idiocracy above seriously.

>This cheapening of discourse, where people become incapable of nuanced

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What's the point of saying "many ways" if you're not going to list any? I don't mind if you get horny over your tap water waifu, but at least stop saying dumbass bullshit.

hey, off topic but, do you have autism?

No? I'm able to express myself. I don't know what you think autism is, but it isn't that.

what's wrong with his FACE

lemme kiss her pl0x

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that boy has some strange eyebrows

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she's lying

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what in the utter living fuck are you talking about, you pompous fagtron?

>emma... we're rolling..

where do you think we are?

youtube.com/watch?v=UrXfThLQzyg

>bored out of her mind
>begins laughing at him
black bois btfo

kek

>just broke up with a fucktoy slut
>never got to cum in her ass without a condom
bummer

Most women have done anal by 16

kys fag

>crying about manners on Yea Forums
>thinking this has anything to do with the topic at hand or is worthy of a serious reply
yep, you're a faggot

>never kissed at 18
lmao imagine being such a worthless piece of shit loser.

Uhh try 12 you boomer. Most girls have sucked dick by 8. Get with the times.

>female character says some sexual innuendo or explicit sexual
>beta male character spits/gulps...
>W-What?

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Watched Game Night on HBO expecting nothing but you’re right, thoroughly enjoyed it. Rachel McAdams is a qt

ura fag

Thanks user; have a good day!

It happens all the time mate. but the reality is that most of it shoots out of your nose.

fag

Your shit is all retarded

Kino. Better than anything I’ve read on Yea Forums in months.

I can't believe eyebrows got to make out with BOTH emma and Jennifer in the same scene. How many takes did that little shit fuck up intentionally??

>faggots do faggots things and get called faggot

maybe if you didnt act like a retard you'd get dick more and wouldn't be a sour cunt

cringe

genuinely laffed

This is true modern performance art.

>What did Emma mean by this?
she meant she is best emma
>Roberts is the perfect anal toy in many ways.
>
>Imagine railing Emma Roberts ultra tight ass
>Spanking her firm little bum, as you pound her anus.
its true. petite skinny thots with tight asses are best butt sluts. they rarely eat actual food, so never get shitdicked and since they dont have some big giantess ass, you can literally go balls deep all the way up in their guts, and unlike a vagina, which has a cervix wall, the anus goes deep and deep, you literally cant bottom out, even if you have a 8 inch cock like me. petite little skinny thots like emma also have incredibly tight spincters from obsessively doing yoga, pilates, and kegels all day long. i have had petite emma roberts tier girls get me off just by sticking the tip of my dick in their butts and having em clench/unclench on it over and over. I bet emma robert's spincter could literally rip the head off your dick, if she wanted.

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You have to be 18+ to post here and not be the big gay. Sorry for your chronic faggotry.

I think you tipped your fedora a little to hard but you’re right, and all these replies have proved that

Based.

rips yer dick off tier

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we're 15 replies in, so the contrarian thing to do is to kiss your ass, so good post dude, unironically made me think

When I was in grade 10 I was still basically a kid who just wanted to skateboard and play guitar and video games. I heard an older student talking to a girl who sat in front of me in Latin class, that he would set her up with his older friend but only if she did it in the butt, to which she replied “okay”

this is now a best emma thread

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>i have had petite emma roberts tier girls get me off just by sticking the tip of my dick in their butts and having em clench/unclench on it over and over
obvious lie, people don't have memorable experiences irl

>obvious lie, people don't have memorable experiences irl
obvious virgin who doesnt buttfuck cute girls in their butts

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I bet if you were rough enough Emma would gladly suck your cock clean after you pound her dirty guts. God, what a slut.

CHOMP'D

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>fullquoting

unf

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Haha imagine if she farted with every thrust

best emma doesnt fart

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>I'm devon stack

Based but patheticpilled.

Most have sucked 100 dicks when they are minus five year old

Haha what if she did though and your pecker popped out each time like it was a silly game

Like most teenage males, you just realized that girls were whores but not for you.

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Look at that subtle bulging. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god. It even has a pantyline.

>Yea Forums

>people don't have memorable experiences irl
Go ask the guys who used to be Chads when you were in HS and you'll see, they do. It's only reserved for the happy few though.

kek, hes literally looking RIGHT at her nipple. isolated intense stare on her left nipple.

I wanna fuck her so bad

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fucking
based

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LUCKY BASTARD!

> baiting this hard

People like to shit on this guy looks but then this scene exists

The fucking director was such a bro. Holy shit.

I only buttfuck thots in the face

I have never once had anal and not got a hershey kiss at the end of my dick. It's only hot in theory.

non potato quality

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>get legitimate human shit on your most important body part
>wanna try again?
Ru ok user?

You don't get shit in your brains or heart from anal sex, dumb virgin.

jesus her ass is THICC

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Good, devoted girls do anal because they want to stay pure until marriage.

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What about the quiet ones who sit in the back of the class?

no it isn't you stupid cunt

cringe

so hot.
i wish i could wear make up like her

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A lot of women and gays kill themselves when they reach their 30s and their buttholes are so worn out by cock that they leak shit everywhere. Certain (((people))) don't want you to know this.

>doesn’t watch woody allen films
Whoa, nice projection

>A lot of women and gays kill themselves when they reach their 30s and their buttholes are so worn out by cock that they leak shit everywhere. Certain (((people))) don't want you to know this.

thats why bes emma does kegels, pilates, and yoga for hours and hours every day. her spincter muscles are so strong they can rip your dick off. this has literally been reported by evan peters as the reason they broke up, she ripped his dick off with her butthole.

the anus is incredibly elastic
but keep spouting pseudo science
next you'll say farts propel turds!

Girls are whores for 1-2% of males and you're not in that 1-2%.

>the anus is incredibly elastic

true, but consider a dried out rubber band stretched too far. SNAP. that CAN and does happen to many older gay men who solely buttfuck and dont take care of themselves. girls understand and appreciate lube infinitely more because they got double the holes. a girl, like best emma, knows how to keep her brapper elastic, tight, and well moisturized.

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aniston's striptease scene was kino as fuck.

you'd know faggot

what

damn, how can I be like you?

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too little, too late

how elastic the anus is

Donald trump would know seeing how Putin fucks his was on the regular

Hehe it begins

so tight

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oceans don't have volition you fucking retard.

sorry for poor quality, but what can ya do

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umm this is a best emma, keep your dried up old roasties out of here. even if shes in a movie with best emma doesnt make it okay. thx

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That boy is insanely handsome.

Sam Ashe Arnold is insanely handsome.

I for one get what he's saying but still hope that you and him die very soon. Faggots.

BOOMER

>Clams Casino - I'm God starts playing

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I bet her pussy is tight like a vice

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that ass phat too

What is wrong with Will Poulter’s face?

Roberts is the apex of tightness.

looks like a chicken ass

faggot

Oh yeah. I forgot Molly Quinn was in it.

U probably right

>5'1

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The smolness.. I can't even imagine

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emma roberts brapper has been tested to have tightness of over 9000 PSI
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1358219
>Maximum anal sphincter strength measured by the solid sphere test and anal pressure profiles.

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Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.

UwU

>bogged in post
wtf

He gave up acting because they said he looks like Sid from Toy Story. He failed there.

gf doesnt like anal any tips?

change her for a bf

Drug her and do it anyway.
She'll be out the first time and you can loosen her butthole without her feeling pain, making it easier next time.

she's one of the rare wholesome girls in the world

break up so she can find a better man

rude

>He gave up acting
did he actually? He was the only good part of Bandersnatch and HEAVILY enjoyable in it

Big thinks

>the nuance of my exclamations is an enigma

kek

thanks user, still looks good.

Imagine her queefs

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well what is the context?

if a """woman""" said this to me i'd slap her in the face

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Hi Mohamed

wow a cute girl making a face.

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good lord you are a faggy, fedora-tipping cunt.

based. young americans talk like ghetto niggers regardless of their skin color or socio-economic background