The Dead Don’t Die is a shit movie, don't watch it.
The Dead Don’t Die is a shit movie, don't watch it
Jordan Perez
Easton Lewis
whos this sexy mamacita
David Myers
when did selena get that thicc
brehs...
Isaac Lopez
whats wrong with her legs?
Andrew James
>legs already in the state of flux
Its ogre
Michael Collins
That's a bummer
Brayden Jones
Absolutely nothing
Jeremiah Harris
I wonder why op thinks that way
Nicholas Moore
she's gotten fat then lost the weight like 3 times over the years
Jonathan Young
In all honesty, it wasn't the worst waste of 3$ I could have done anything at all with, it had celebrities and a couple moments. I think it was an unfinished script that the guy heading the movie pushed forward with meta humor filling the holes along the way and the ending. Also what the fuck was the point of Tilda swintons character and the UFO?
Gavin Roberts
Steve Buscemi plays a racist in a hat that says 'Keep America White Again' and he complains about his coffee being too black in front of Danny Glover.
And the zombies say shit like 'wifi' and 'bluetooth' instead of brains.
It's not good.
Samuel Foster
>black boy getting chadbeibers sloppy 3rds
yikes
Ayden Butler
>cottage cheese thighs
D R O P P E D
William Johnson
Lying, incestuous, drunk, queen of the casting couch, abortion and breast implant getting, ewok and Speedy Gonzales look-alike, hairy twat, negative ass and cancerous breast having, born into poverty from an underage illegal mother, wigger loving, dog fucking, unborn sibling murdering, beached whale, herpes infected, pedo WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE!
>What? Oh brother. He’s little. He’s like my little brother. That’s weird to me.
Lies!
>I said, ‘Dad, I want a promise ring.’ He went to the church and got it blessed. He actually used me as an example for other kids. I’m going to keep my promise to myself, to my family and to God.
Lies!
>Selena Gomez Tries To Get More Boyfriends!…much younger ones that is.
>Selena Gomez tries to lay down the charm on a little boy as he stops by one of her signings at KMart for her new Dream Out Loud collection.
>The 19-year-old actress shared in the video, “One of my favorite things to do at my meet and greets anywhere is if there is a little boy under the age of 10, I like to make them feel very awkward. It’s the cutest thing in the whole world.”
>Selena added when one was so embarrassed he walked away, “What can I say? I scare the boys away (laughs).”
Pedo!
>Turns out that Not So Innocent was the queen of the quickie when it came to oral
Fake, lying whore!
>I was like, 'I want to be in your movie' and he auditioned me for like an hour or two hours and it was awesome
Casting couch whore!
Jack Stewart
Any Selena feets? Looked possible in the trailer
Jace Lopez
I remember her being a stick in Spring Breakers
Justin Jones
Shes also been MURRAYED
Robert Ward
Benjamin Kelly
She was a tall white. They're a popular alien said to exist in the UFO community. I don't think there was a point to it.
Caleb Cook
you just know bill Murray fucked her
Ayden Scott
Now that's old school.
Ryder Peterson
>all of the random out of town kids die to one fatass zombie
>all the extended scenes of zombies craving something besides brains that were only mildly funny at first and were boring after 5 seconds
>the comic nerd and hardware store owner die without having mattered at all with several scenes devoted just to them
>le drumpf racist farmer dude dies because he’s too retarded to stay inside even though he already knows there are zombies out
>all the dumb meta jokes that fall flat
>the mortician was an alien because reasons
Cooper Barnes
Damn bro, chill the fuck out
Colton Morales
And she loved every minute of it.
Jeremiah Brooks
Camden Perry
i won't
i was already fooled once by my dick by going to see spring breakers, probably one of the absolute worst things my eyes have ever had the displeasure of viewing
my dick cant be tricked twice, selena
Lucas Ortiz
Justin Lee
this wasn’t a bad movie necessarily, it just didn’t have any real reason to exist. essentially a waste of time and resources
Aiden Garcia
good lord yum
BREEDER
Jeremiah Sanders
My favorite part was when a zombie legit called out for "Siri". We'd all be lost without our Siri
Dominic Reyes
What's he whispering to her?
Adrian Rogers
Based
Aiden Bailey
I prefer her lewder doppelganger now.
Eli Morgan
Wew. Wished Selena did a shoot like that.