"Uncle, please sit"

How would this scene have played out if GRRM was the writer?

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We will never know, because the last book isn't coming out.

I wish Edmure became king, now that would be based, What would the reaction from normies be?

One of the other lords would mention that Edmure spent most of the war in captivity and then try and claim the throne himself and then a large argument would break out where they all claimed they were best for the throne.
Sansa wouldn't even be at the meeting, or at least, she would have an entirely different personality.
She certainly wouldn't have refused to bend the knee to her own fucking brother

>tfw uncle doesnt even have leather pauldrons
how embarrassing

GRRM is a lazy fat fuck who will die in the next 10 years. What makes you think his take would have been that much better?

honestly it's just a retarded fucking ending no matter how you try to get there
>Why yes, we, the lord of westeros, really like the idea of a crippled stark child ruling all of us. His story is so interesting!

>I fought at the Yong Wolf's side when we turned the tide of the war against the Lannisters
>I was there when men with twice the courage you have were butchered at a wedding feast protecting the true king in the north, a king I could kneel to.
>I suffered through countless tortures and indignities while you sat on your pampered little arse doing nothing of note
>YOU sit down, Oh neice of mine, for you know nothing of true rulership nor anything of the horrors of war. You are not fit to stand in your brother's shadow.

"Don't interrupt people speaking, Sansa. Be patient. Wait for your turn, sweetie."

>Um uncle? Yeah I was raped so just sit down and have sex ok?

>radmure had to suffer this indignity
worst part of this shit show desu

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Just have sex and let the Jews take this one time.

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>"Uncle, please shit all over my chest"

Also remember while Radmure was fighting Lannisters and leading soldiers Sansa was betraying her family and marrying Lannisters.

They didnt drop during the raid, he keeps on farming but he keeps on getting Priest gear

>Nuncle

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Quiet, wench. You ugly wench. Used Bolton whore. I'm a veteran of two wars. TWO wars. I was trying to save my own people while you were getting hollowed out by a traitor's bastard.

It should be considered a privilege that they even deign you to sit on this council, to taint it with the foul miasma that emanates from between your legs. And you tell me to sit? Say it again. By my name, Edmure Tully, Lord of Riverrun and Lord Paramount of the Trident, I swear to separate your head from that whore body if you tell me to sit once again.

Know your place, slut.

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>mayhaps

I don't like how they used my boy as a punchline throughout the entire show.

>sit down uncle
>Wot? Oh Okay
>BOING! Oh, that's my sword hilt
>Trip. WAAAAAAH
>[CANNED LAUGHTER]

Fuck these guys, seriously.

>What would the reaction from normies be?
By the end the target audience seems to have been literal retards so they probably wouldn't even know who Radmure is.

Basado

"I've had my share of seats. I had a seat at the red wedding, where your brother was murdered and your mother's throat was cut. I sat in a cell for gods know how long, waiting for my life to end, contemplating the horros of that terriblewar. Now is my time to make a stand, niece."

fpbp

>no Edmure, you, as head of one of the few great houses remaining, with by far more experience in politics than anyone else alive anymore, don't even get to state your case for why you should be king
>let's make the retarded cripple who sat around in a cave with a weird old pedophile king, now there's a story!

>Yara sends Ironborn to the North to raid them for food and supplies, since they are no longer part of the Seven Kingdoms and Autistrya threatened to kill her, making her an enemy, but then fucked of to Westereros
>Sansa tries to go south to beg her brother to bail out her kingdom, but must pass through the Riverlands to do so.
>Edmure refuses to let her pass through his lands unless she makes her case to him. As soon as she starts to ask for help, he just says "Niece, please sit."

kek based
I had already forgotten half the retardation of that scene. Yara should have immediately drawn a weapon when that smug little cunt just openly threatened her.

I doubt book Sansa would disrespect her uncle like that.

After this the obvious only way of solving this conflict would be a duel between the seasoned soldier and the pinky cheeks girls.

>mummer's farce

Nuncle this mummers farse is like tits on a breast plate, your words are wind and mayhap winter is coming have sex

Mayhaps have sex nuncel

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TEATS ON A BREASTPLATE

Is that a jape? It's nipples on breastplate.

Sunrise found Sansa sitting on the chair, stifiling, bleeding Her moon blood. Every drip was heavier than the one before, and smelt fouler. By the time Tyrion arrived, she was flooding out brown water. The more she bled the angrier she became, and the more angry she became the more she bled. With her uncle's rise, the vapors rose to her mind, "Uncle, please sit", suppressing her female rage

He was being overly verbose and boring, so the entirety of the speech would have been given while they describe the lemon cakes Sansa was digesting.

KINO

She's not even the head of a more important house. Jon is still King in the North and the Northmen were devastated in their battle against the dead.

Putting aside the fact that Edmure is a male and probably would've told her to be quiet (he's not fucking Mace) he is the lord of a house and land that should be in a much better position than the North. All the Frey bannerman have probably fallen under him, so even with the civil war in the Riverlands he has men and power.

So fucking stupid.

>tfw Twitter loved this moment because it was a straight white man being "owned" by a stronk woman

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I will sit, you fat whore, on the throne of westeros.

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

>Sansa sat there, shatting in her poopy pantaloonies, shitty shat running down her legs, her butt a northern swamp of stinky farts. "Uncle," she said, "please sit."

>Edmure considered it, then thought better of himself, walked over to Sana and plowed her farty poopslimed butt with his godly mancock, dashing her head against the stone wall as he did so, letting out farty poopy wet shits as the did it all.

Why was the last episode packed with dumb moments like this?

fuck we need more time

SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING IN THE GRASS

Out of all the moments he left off on to take a near decade break from writing, this is the one he chose.

>Uncle... I like the sound of this *snaps*
>Riverland soldiers storm the place, stab sansa and all the other lords
>Sansa in a puddle of blood murmurs "t-traitor"
>Radmure picks up his sword
>Just call me uncle, Sansa *stabs her*
>Tyrion is smiling in the distance
>Your coronation is ready, your grace.

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Would be a much better ending than the one we got

I only watched the last episode of this because surely it would be an spectacle.
But it was so boring, with such atrocious writing and acting that I wondered if all other episodes were like this too.

Ironborn then get BTFO by superior Northmen

>superior Northmen
Uh, user ....

>southrons larping as first men
>superior
lmfao

Edmure is a joke in the books as well

He's not, and please don't pretend you've read them.

>the stark mom (aka good person) make fun of edmure so edmure dumb

>He's not, and please don't pretend you've read them.
I’ve read them. Twice

I´ve them memorized, shitfag

fpbp

the king we deserved

>I´ve them memorized, shitfag
You memorized them and couldn’t pick up that is a joke? You are a bigger joke than he is

/got/