Let's say you're a director with unlimited budget. You can hire anyone. All you have to do is to direct a masterpiece. Not just for the Oscars, but for film history itself - make a film that people will remember even long after your death. A (cult) classic.
Tell us about your ideas.
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A Yea Forums poster couldn't direct a 5 second long Vine video with three of his acquaintances, let alone some kind of 300 billion dollar ultimate absolute film where the director should be able to pinpoint direct and coordinate an entire army of people to precisely fulfill his vision.
A sci-fi that doesn't suck. Full of action, well-made CGI effects and with non-meme actors. Like an Indiana Jones movie, only in space. No quipping, no cringe tropes, just a comfy adventure that people can enjoy (all people, not just zoomers).
This, in a nutshell. We're short of good sci-fis.
Get Hertzog to direct
Spielbergo to produce
Charlie Kaufman script
Starring Bill Murray and Bradley Cooper
An actual good Superman movie, like the old Christopher Reeve ones. A film that shows Supe's human, kind side, and that he actually saves people, not just beat the shit out of aliens or play lame fights with Batman.
An optimistic, nice Superman film. I would like to direct something like that.
superman is boring
You don't make films by thinking "I have to make a le masterpiece cult classic with a strong fan following", you make it by truly expresssing your views and emotions.
Anything else is dishonest.
That said, a 4 hour long epic about the Byzantine Empire.
I cast Hugh Grant, Robert Pattinson, Jeremy Irons, Lesley Manville and Florence Pugh. I will make a nice posh film, Robert Pattinson will play the titular character. It will be about how the society represses and suffocates the basic human urges. Robert Pattinson will be torn between marrying a young woman (Pugh) who he doesn't love but she loves him and his desire for an older woman (Manville) who is in an unhappy marriage with a famous doctor (Grant). Runtime: 180 minutes. The film will be a critical hit and audiences will be split on it. As the times goes on more people will like it and pretend to like it to appear sophisticated. The film will win multiple Oscars. Main actor: Pattinson, supporting actor: Grant , supporting actress: Manville, director: me, scripwriter: me and of course the best picture.
>That said, a 4 hour long epic about the Byzantine Empire.
10/10 would watch.
Any ideas for actors?
Real similar to The Age of Innocence
>That said, a 4 hour long epic about the Byzantine Empire.
K I N O
3 hour Maximilian Robespierre movie. Him getting his jaw shot off has to be a mostly practical effect.
Jesus what a shitty combo that would be. Herzog and Speilberg would be at eachother's throats. Herzog would be fuming over having to direct some "lol soo deep" indie flick Kaufman wrote. Bill would want to be sitting down every scene and Cooper would just overact the shit out of it.
That's it. Although it would have a different ending. It would be a cross between Il Gattopardo, Age of Innocence and Barry Lyndon.
I’d make a movie about one of the degenerate Roman emperors, with (probably Caligula) and play him. Then have all the famous actresses I hire blow me on camera then get thrown off a massive practical effect palatine cliff into a snake pit or something.
I know, it would be epic
BDH sitting on my face for 3 hours whilst playing with my peanus
Why? Superman is literally the worst superhero because absolutely nothing can fucking kill him, and all his arch nemesis ever does is elaborate real estate scams
Choose Nero instead. And make the viewers mad by showing how normal he was and that he wasn't the one who burned Rome down.
A 70s-style erotic lesbian explotation film taking place in an upper-class 16th century Catholic girl's boarding school. It follows the new girl, an orphan & devout Christian who got in on a scholarship. Her two new roommates, friendly at first, are secretly satanists & rope her into causing chaos & various sexual encounters.
Cast includes-
>Mackenzie Foy as the new girl
>Dafne Keen as her roommate, the charismatic head of the drama club
>Sadie Sink as her airheaded best friend
>Jodie Foster as the headmistress
>Elle Fanning & Anya taylor-Joy as the girl's strict prefects
>Eva Green as the sultry French professor (with Lea Seydoux as her assistant)
>Natalie Portman as the nervous & clumsy arithmetic professor
>Alexandria Daddario as their demanding PE professor
>Winnona Ryder as their scatterbrained visual arts professor
>Emma Stone as their young but passionate science professor
>Meryl Streep as their drama professor
>Nicole Kidman as the head mother of the nunnery
>Emilia Clarke as a newly ordained nun & whimsical music professor
>Bryce Dallas Howard as the loving and motherly groundskeeper
>a plethora of hebes and lolis as the other students/drama club members (Kiernan Shipka, McKenna Grace, Suri Cruise, etc)
>and, obviously, myself as the only male character (Mackenzie's good-hearted older boyfriend)
Most of the budget will be used on the undoubtedly ludicrous paychecks of the star-studded cast. I'll also spare no expense in hiring absolute titans of the industry as crew (Emmanuel Lubezki as DP, Walter Murch as editor/sound designer, Johnny Greenwood as composer, etc). If no location can be found with interiors suitable for the film, sets will need to be built. It will be shot on 70mm film & will have a 3+ hour runtime (including an overture and intermission).
Sex scenes will be scattered throughout the film (& of course cover every character). They'll be tasteful, but unsimulated, and completely unflinching in their photography.
W-when do you start filming? Asking for a friend.
>superman is boring
Only if you focus on his powers. Here, let me help you understand his character: youtube.com
in my dreams :(
>Nothing can kill him!
Based retard
I'd film the original Star Wars 7-9 movies - they'd make the Disney ones non-canon.
Incel science fiction movie. Universe in which Incels have won and rule the world. Internal struggle and old enemies shake whole system, leaders are corrupted. One Incel hero fights for unity and progress.
Make a Marvel movie but actually let David Lynch direct it.
I think we have enough Marvel movies already, user.
Which is exactly why we need a David Lynch one. The surprise wouldn’t be the same without an already established expectation.
He'd never agree to something like that. He's told the story of turning down Star Wars after George Lucas offered it to him, I think Marvel would be in the same boat to him.
But if they could somehow rope him into it it'd definitely be interesting. Probably not good, but definitely interesting.
I make a movie about Green Lantern fucking the Flash while Spider-Man watches and jacks off. Nobody will forget that
>Universe in which Incels have won and rule the world.
So there would be no women in your movie? How could an incel civilization even exist without procreation?
why wouldnt there be women ? there would be all kinds of characters, woman could play the lead even