American Pie 5 when?

The eye make-up makes it look worse than it probably is.

Still would.

See. It's not ths bad.

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it was 1999, before the next dark age hit

>She was never good to begin with.
Nah. She was absolutely gorgeous in American Pie. Same with Tara Reid. Both unfortunately have hit a wall in their old age, but there was a time when they were two of the most beautiful women of the very early 2000s. The only American Pie girls who haven't hit a wall are Mena Suvari and Alyson Hannigan. They still look good today.

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>necklace of africa.
what is she really saying?

Was that livestream even possible in 1999? I remember trying to watch Pirates of the Caribbean on the internet in 2003 and it had shitty quality and loading was so slow that I think I spent 4 hours watching 2 hours long movie

last i checked they're humans, too

Shannon Elizabeth probably had plastic surgery done, anyways

Tara Reid and Alyson Hannigan were gorgeous, but Elizabeth's tits just ruined it for me personally. Tara Ried in The Big Lebowski was the sexiest she ever was for me.

She doesn't look that good

Oh, and I forgot to add, Suvari has a God tier ass.

>last i checked they're humans, too
Great detective work

I realize this is a common problem in Hollywood, but: Why does this high school exchange student look 25 years old? I would not doubt it if you told me she was 30.

Was there absolutely no 18 or 19 year old who could not portray the multilayered performance required of the part of horny exchange student?

I remember always fapping to stills of Tara Reid's nude scenes from a website called Mr. Skin (I don't even know if that site is still around). She was on the cover of so many fucking FHM magazines. Because I traveled a lot, I got to see FHM covers from around the world, and I spent so much money collecting them.

She was one of the girls who unfortunately began dipping in hotness real quickly. I remember her plastic surgery problems in the mid-2000s that were the start of her downward spiral in beauty.

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Was this pic taken before or after the boobjob?

This is true. They can go to bed one night at 32 years old, looking like they are 14, and wake up a 76 year old hag. It's amazing, really.

Apparently, it's from September 2003. I don't remember when she had her well publicized plastic surgery woes.

It's a bit of a difficult situation for a movie like this, since it portrays a story of teenagers having sex lives. You can't just go around looking to cast teens who are only 18 and haven't even been legal for a year.

>You can't just go around looking to cast teens who are only 18 and haven't even been legal for a year
You uh, completely can.

Damn.

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Yes, but even say 20 is closer to 18 and can still find young looking people rather than one's who'd have no trouble looking almost 30 in a high school when a freshman is literally half that age.

I kind of miss shit like FHM and Maxim. I haven't been to a newsstand in a while, but I can't imagine those still exist in this currently pussified cultural climate. When I was in the Navy, I had something like a five year subscription to Maxim, but got them sent to my sister's house, so every time I went home for Christmas, I had a huge stack of those things to go through.

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Lan != Internet

she's bogged a little bit, but it isn't that bad compared to some other Hollywood stars

i remember mr skin

Bog Edition?

You have to shoot around a kids schedule (they have to go to school) where as adults you can work 10 hours a day with no issue

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Hopefully never. 4 ended the series perfectly.

She bought?

looks like my ex in the middle

I would suck her pusy still !!

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