How can i make girls like me

how can i make girls like me

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It’s genetic. You either have the pussy slaying gene or you don’t.

Just be yourself bro

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First step is probably quitting to visit japanese image forums all day and actually do something interesting in life that invigorates you and automatically makes you attractive to other people

I can only show you the door, it's up to you to walk through it.

just bee yourself

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Start by asking yourself. Would you like you? Would you date a clone of yourself, want to hang out with yourself?
If you don’t love and admire YOURSELF, how the fuck is anyone else supposed to?
Women aren’t the goal, they come along when you’re doing the other things in life correctly.

They either like you or don't. I guess also maybe lower your standards.

>socialize more with people who know women (extremely important)
>dress even marginally better than cargo shorts and a grease stained shirt
>lose weight if you're a fatass
>shave if your facial hair is ratty (ask someone who's truthful, not your mom)
>make an effort to talk to people at social settings

80% of the time, barring deformities, you'll make it. It sounds like shitty meme advice, but I urge you to try this stuff before writing it off

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You can't "make girls like you" but you can make yourself attractive, and then they'll jump in your arms

All your ancestors managed to slay pussy

Like what

all my ancestory procreated through rape

Then you know what you have to do.

Like being a janitor to an American anime image forum.

Have sex with them just blatantly offer to go down on any girl you meet you could even start just by offering to eat their ass

Be yourself. It's that simple.

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This is the best advice you're going to get OP

Native American, got it.

Use the paychecks the government sends you, and show off your father casino.

>how to get put on a list

You won’t. Give up and do something else

Stop being mr. nice guy.
Start going out.

Simple as that

How do I make HER love me and want to be with me?

my dad barely managed to breed. He had me at 40 years old and my mom is pretty ugly, they were both just desperate to not die alone. If he was just a tad less attractive/ less clout he would remain an incel virgin and my pathetic sad life would never exist

You can't bro, she's in commercials now, she's universal

Stop with this meme, thousands have died in history without being able to breed, this isn't a new thing

>Would you date a clone of yourself
I'm not a fucking faggot so no thanks

user...

>thousands have died in history without being able to breed, this isn't a new thing
how many of them are your ancestors?

Absolutely, unequivocally yes. The more I think about my perfect woman the more I realize I basically want a female version of myself.

What?

You cant make anybody else do anything.

You only have control over yourself.

If you were super rich and accomplished women who used to think you were nothing all would seem to take an interest in you. It may seem shallow but it's true.

So work on yourself and get rich, get fit, get good at something.

That ugly troll casey neistat has a wife 3-4 points above him because of all of this. And i'm sure that if he werent married he'd have lines of women messaging him because he's 'that youtube vlog guy'

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If you're asking this question then you already lost.
Also not television or film.

>Would you date a clone of yourself
I actually had a chat awhile ago with a woman and this came up, she said thats retarded idea.

based user.

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You need a group of friends; branch out from there

Like I dunno play a fucking instrument.
Girls will literally jump on your dick if you play Wonderwall on a guitar

>guitar
only people that play guitar are sois and roasties
pic related is an instrument for true chads

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Think of all the things you wanna do rn but can’t motivate yourself to do. Now imagine a relationship where your partner shares that exact same lack of motivation.
Would be a feedback loop of hell

>people tell me to get /fit/
>get shredded
>still don't have friends

i'd still recommend lifting to everyone

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daily reminder that "virgin" is a state of mind, just look at /fit/

Ultimately, I reject sexuality because of the impurity of its reproductive process. The smartest girl I've ever met is a monkey compared to me, the smartest woman I have HEARD of is a child, and I am going to mix up the genes of my brain with THAT? The subhumans will find this outrageous, but the subhumans are addicted to a bunch of chemicals in the brain and can't see beyond an orgasm, so of course they'll be outraged; they have their eyes ON THE NEXT HIT, not on the future. And besides, their genes are so mediocre that the worst that can happen to them by mixing is more mediocrity, and if they are lucky they might even get a lucky hit. That's why sexual reproduction is indeed a sound strategy — IF YOU ARE MEDIOCRE.
Now it's true that in the long term, if I get a good wife, and if our children mix with other good children from good families and have many descendants, a higher race, or at any rate a higher tribe will result, as with the aristocrats of old. But there is no more higher caste to protect and nurture them today, and my son could very well pick up some plebeian slut because she is pretty. He wouldn't be compelled to find a wife FROM WITHIN HIS CASTE, because THERE SIMPLY WOULDN'T BE ONE. Also, I wouldn't have many children because it's not the custom anymore. What modern wife would agree to give birth five or ten times? Also, I want immediate results, if possible, not a hundred years after I die. Ergo, the only way forward for us is cloning.

Tell me how many chicks you picked up with a fucking bagpipe

>All this shitty advice ITT
im skeleton lanlklet with no jaw or friends but get laid weekly because i've made a lot of money from selling drugs

i went from 1 girl every 2 years to a new girl every week

women submit to money it's simple as that if you don't have a gf get rich

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The only thing I want to do but can't motivate is get a GF, and it's because I'm shy. I wouldn't see it being much of a problem.

just be black

how do I get into selling drugs pls give me a crash course

buy from darkweb
go to bars art students frequent
????
profit

My dad died a kissless virgin though.

That's some pretty good copypasta, where's that from?

yeah but where the fuck do you get them from on darkweb? Silkroad was shut down ages ago i heard

takes like 10 minutes of searching you brainlet

dark.fail

>go to bars art students frequent
okay but pretend I'm autistic, how does the interaction happen. How do I let people know I'm selling and how do I collect money, where should I keep the drugs it keep them safe

>thousands
damn user, you fucking got me good.

I’m 5’5”