"Ever hear about the chinese godfather? Made him an offer he couldn't understand."

Was uncle jun right for getting pissed with his portrait

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Are Soprano threads on Yea Forums frequent?
I just finished the shit and I wanna discuss it.

Newfag pls leave

>newfag
I've been here since 2012 so you're correct on that assessment. But I was never interested in this show until I watched it recently

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If they were great painters they'd be in a museum.

you know, quasimodo predicted all this

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He looks like chase here

SOOOOOOOOOUTH OF THE BOOOOOOORDER

Blabbermouth was wrong

One of the major points of The Sopranos is to mock the hyper-masculinity of the mafia worldview. When Tony says “cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this" it demonstrates how their lifestyle frames 'feminine' influences as a corrupting influence [a major theme throughout the show] and their default response to having their manhood challenged is usually violence as they are all emotionally-stunted sociopaths

Was paulie right about cats and snakes?

That's nice, then what? fucking loser, you just couldn't fucking sell it, pay attention you just might learn something here. masculinity or femininity, which are we better off with?
You couldn't fucking sell it, you're not respected.
We're better off with masculinity, definitely.

take your meds

Funny you make this joke since Junior was a mafia boss played by Dominic Chinese

>doesn't watch sopranos
>makes convoluted bullshit fagpsychiatry post about it

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>doesn't watch sopranos
yet you sound just like Phil Leo(re)tardo

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>convoluted
Holy brainlet. Whether you agree with the sentiment or not, that is explicity what Chase was going for and if you can't see that then you probably can't interpret film on any level at all. is that way

Kek

I don't agree with their view on eating pussy but she still should have kept her mouth shut on principle, the man she was fucking asked her not to divulge the details of their sex life and she went ahead and did it.

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Always thought the second artist had more talent

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yeah but she's got tramp stamped on her forehead

youtube.com/watch?v=Zxgwf6JOwZE

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I think the point was more "how have you not noticed all the threads and memes talking about the sopranos by now despite having been on Yea Forums for 7 years?" I've only been on this board for like 5 and I knew right away

In this particular case the point is their masculinity is toxic to the point of hyperviolence and not going down on your gf, which is a nice thing to do. Masculinity also encompases things like honor and duty so you can leave the bad bits and act more like a well adjusted human bean who is plenty masculine just fine

no man should be lying on his belly or sitting on his hands and knees like a faggot. I don't care if people say it's toxic masculinity or insecurity, you just don't do it.

How shitty is the movie gonna be?

You sound like an insecure closet faggot

Corrado nooooo

A smoke he hires for his own mudda

Was that scene inspired by this?
youtube.com/watch?v=LmZfJuS4sVc

>husband comes home with a boquet of flowers wife says to him what do you just expect me to open up my legs? husband says to her no honey a vase will do just fine
uncle jun was good at jokes especially pic related

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>Sopranos reunion in January
>the absolute state of Paul Sirico

>a chinaman goes to see the eye doctor
>after the exam the doctor says i know why you're having trouble
>chinaman say why?
>doctor says you have a cataract
>the chinaman says no i have a lincoln continental

You sound like a beta faggot who likes taking loads up his ass. Women respect dominance, aggressiveness and assertiveness, which is why Tony was still able to snag prime pussy despite being old, balding and obese. Hell abused house wives will usually cover for their abusive husbands, not out of fear, but because deep down they're programmed to respect assertiveness and a husband beating his wife for displeasing him is registered in their subconcious as him establishing dominance over them, something they respect. Women are like horses, once you break them they're yours forever. Which is why beta faggots like you will be cheated upon by your holes and then go and post cringey crap on reddit while the real Giga Chads are too busy getting their dicks wet to be bothered about gay shit

>did you get it?

t. Vito

t. never interacted with another human being in his life

I get it, he drives a lincoln

I get it. He drives a Lincoln.

t. virgin

Based af

Nostra Damus, Nostra Damus predicted this.

It looks like they instructed the artist to draw it wrong, maybe even in the show

Yes. Tony died

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER

DON'T STOP

She was in the wrong for doing the one thing he specifically asked her not to do. He was already giving her what she wanted, all she had to do was not embarrass him. Regardless of what their opinions on the matter were, he was an important figure in an organization that is ostensibly very traditional and runs on masculinity and gossip. That being said, he was in the wrong for not big dicking everyone talking shit and calling them out. He was the boss of that gang, he could have called everyone out on their hypocrisy or outright challenged them to talk shit to him personally. Make a move, faggots. That would have been a way to gain back their respect or at the very least clear the air.
He also fucked up by not apologizing his girl. His whole sad arch during the last few years wouldnt have happened. Even if he did get dementia he would have had his girl to take care of him.

>You know SEELE predicted this

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Perfect choice of words.
He was the blabbermouth
He was blabbering his mouth all over her pussy and clit.

go to bed phil

>the incel mind

heheh.

fuckin box eating fanook

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Based and redpilled

How do you even "eat" pussy? Is it just licking or do you have to ingest something?

haha don't be weird dude

kek

you eat her genital warts

Damn. That's really sad that you have to ask this

Anyways, $4 a pound

This is inceltown, normie. These are the questions.

>He thinks Tony was happy and not just trying to fill a hole in his life

*Rincoln

>Anglo
I prefer to be italian than a Bong any day of the year.

Guys...you know he was changing a Junior quote to mock you right? You're not smart for being able to pick out subtlety in the Sopranos.

Literal virgin

Big if true

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This, Tony engages in addictive and destructive behaviour to fill the void left by his unloving mother which causes him to feel worthless no matter how successful he becomes.

you sucked it and drink all their liquids

Yes licking and once in a while a light suck

For the love of Christ DONT DRINK THE LIQUIDS IT MIXES WITH YOUR STOMACH ACID AND MAKES MUSTARD GAS

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If they have a 20 year old Tony in 1968, it's over.

>Retconning a series lauded for it's realism and accuracy

It was over before it began

Someone AI this portrait

Tony rejected Instumentality prove me wrong

He shouldn't complain

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CAZZATA MALANGA

Yeah. Though it would work out if they showed the rise of Tony in the late 70s-early 80s (card game robbery, Willie Overall hit, Meadow's birth). Then contrast it with the downfall of Dickie in the 60s. It could almost be Godfather II-esque if they did it right. Though they seem to have changed Dickie's character from a junkie to a 60's Connery type.

They could even have Paulie or Carmela reminiscing in the present day and finally confirm that Tony was indeed killed in 2007.

There's ways it could still work, but they'd have to stick to the established history and not fuck around with an adult Tony in the late 60s.

>another reason to be proud you're Anglo is that you submit to a woman sexually with no shame

You have to take the secreted smegma from the open ripe pussy into your stomach.

Same goes for anilingus, but with ass-crumbs obviously.

t. nigger

Lol women banged Tony cause he was rich af, if he wasnt wealthy he'd be in jail like you should be. Have sex.

based and moneypilled