Here's your delicacy bro

kek

any piece of flesh of dwarf fortress can potentially be reanimated by a necromancer and you could get attacked by a pile of scraps you threw away and if they cut your hand off with a sword then your hand will attack you

It's mojito.
Dried up bits of fish broth that are so lightweight and thin that the air in the room causes it to move.

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there was, in the 80s

this but the OP...not so much

that is high quality katsuobushi you fucking pleb, it's just bonito flakes taking in moisture from the pizza steam

what IS it

*bonito

A skinned deshelled turtle

what was that nightmare before it was skinned alive?

>no blood
>no bones
>not even a fuckin brain
>still able to maneuver itself off a plate
What the fuck, nature. You scary

They are known to bite people.

A turtle. Skinned and sliced. The nerves are still active for some reason. Look at the movement, you can clearly see what it is.

small group of nerves that have a charge of a battery of sorts

Could be turtle meat, being cold blooded means their meat can still fuck around long after death.

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Why haven't we genocided these "people" yet

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>think they're fine
>power goes out
>tons of parts thaw and crawl out of the freezer

those are some really cool special effects. WHY DID CGI HAVE TO RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING

the guy at the end is based, the other shit is just unnecessary

NO DON'T! ONLY DUBS ARE THE THING!

at least you know it's fresh.

>”omg chinks are so gross that’s so unnatural!”

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Yet another thread to make China look bad. Have sex incels

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It's 4:52am. Do you really need some (You)s that bad? Fine. (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

That pizza looks really delicious.

I've already fucked multiple Asian woman as a complete loser. I'd be the nuclear option if I had my shit together.

I'm fine with chinks eating live fish and lobsters. Who cares.
But eating dogs is cruel and inhumane.

based east coast chad

mother of fucking god

does anyone have the webm of the frog looking at the face of the diner as it slices it open and starts eating it's guts?

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A lot of seafood and seafood like things have a ridiculous muscle thing where the muscles will continue to expand and contract after they are dead. Especially when some form of acid comes into contact with it like lemon juice.

Same thing happens with most animals, including humans(ever see when they do that spastic leg thing after someone dies in movies?), fish muscles are just a bit more ridiculous.

Essentially, if you see something flopping around and writhing on a plate, it's dead.

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China doesn't need much help to look bad

the mcgriddle is a national treasure

it's called bonito and it's heat that causes it to move not air.

>American food

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this as I said in a previous post. I chopped up an eel into bits and it all tried crawling around. it was a monkeyfaced eel though, a type of rockfish so maybe that's different. that shit was beyond dead. it would've probably all squirmed in a blender.

why it's only asians that enjoy live food?

pretty sure that one was japan, not china

I've never had my McGriddle try to struggle and crawl away, plus it's delicious, and I'm sure whatever raw skinned alive creatures chinks eats taste like shit.

ching chong, ding dong. Whatever, does anyone have it?

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>I tried everything and I can't get thin!

you got played user, nobody would eat that shit

>American food
>Europoor show
Try again sweaty

That's from Germany. "Pures Leben" is a scripted-reality show in German TV where people laugh about fat and poor people acting like they are even fatter and poorer than they really are.
Just look at the size of the kitchen. Everything in the US is huge, only in a small and densely populated country like Germany people cramp things into their houses like that.

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G*rmans are basically Europe's Americans, that counts as American food.

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>user-san will you kiss me goodbye after our date!!?

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Her husband is German. She was from Texas and "didn't know how to cook European food"

that isn't going to oink at you or bleed on you

>that actress was 37 in the first harry potter movie she was in
how the fuck did she do it?

And other people think it's disgusting how much cheese and mayo you lot use on your food

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Jack had another stroke now and can use his arm. He has to cook with just one

Stop making up things user, she's German. My ex gf actually liked watching shit like that.

it's fucking crying inside of the plate as it watches it's pancreas get eaten for fuck's sake

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H E A P I N G

asians truly are part alien

did he eventually learn how to cook or is he still a fucking health hazard?

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if you've ever been frogging then you'll learn they're indestructible. you basically have to freeze or boil them if you want to humanely kill them. cutting them up doesn't do shit. you can stab them anywhere with a spear to catch them and most of the time your bag is still moving around at the end of the night.

Why are Asians like this?

proof of freshness I guess.

They like things 'extra fresh'.

Why are you "frogging" in the first place?

I can't even imagine such fucking horrors, much less eat them with a smile

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This one is my favorite.

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>you can quite clearly see he's sticking his knife into it's neck in order to kill it before gutting it
>WHY ARE THEY EATING IT ALIVE, WHAT MONSTERS!!!!!!!

are those kittens?

it was an old white trash thing. haven't done it in a long time.
they taste good though

So they're clearly alive.
Why aren't they running away?

Dead mice.

are chinks human?

>dead

Because they are quite clearly dead.

i could care less about some dumb fish, they have the intelligence of a bug, but that shit with the octo don't fly.

Newborn mice.

>dead

Why must humans be so cruel, fuck, this is making me want to be a vegan. Fuck all of you, this is literally animal cruelty, imagine an alien eating you alive,it's the same fucking thing bastards

I dont care much for reptiles, amphibians, fish or even insects being devoured alive but I dont like the idea of mammals suffering.

Friendly reminder that American chickens are so filthy and injected with steroids they must be washed in chlorine before being sold to supermarkets

They're moving, retard.

Literal s o y fag

funny you mention that, want to hang out sometime? I'd love to learn all about your species

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>chinks
>humans