WEEEE ARRRRE WEEEEE ARRRRE WALLLLMAAART!

Good thing 90% of walmart workers in canada are imported pajeet slaves who can barely speak english let alone sing wait that's not a very good thing at all

DON'T JOIN
DON'T JOIN
A UNION

>you must choose
>will you worship a soulless corporate identity
>or will you worship the guys in aesthetic Hugo Boss uniforms

I'd go with the latter.

I worked at two different Lowes stores, one of them had a morning chant, but good lord nothing that terrible.
we all start clapping in time
*clap clap clap clap clap*
Gimme a L!
O!
W!
E!
S!
Whats that spell?
LOWES!
Who are we?
1741!

of course this was all chanted out of time from the clapping and we very awkwardly said 1741 our store number at the end, then it usually ended dead flat with everyone wanting to get the fuck back to work.

The other store didn't do a chant, and oddly enough, that store sucked to work at while the chant store was pretty nice.

How is this Yea Forums related?

Why do they think this will help morale? Its almost cartoon villians level of dehumanizing.

>non-ghetto Walmart’s
Stop spreading lies

Wal Mart will literally close a store down rather than allowing a union to gain any foothold.

cbsnews.com/news/wal-mart-shuts-unionizing-store/

It's designed that way. To humiliate you so you accept your shitty job more readily.

Burgers really do this shit instead of unionizing?

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Unions are controlled opposition.
The only solution to this has to come from top down. A grassroots solution is too vulnerable to corruption and subversion from the employers.

same reason the military makes you scrub the floor with toothbrushes, etc. it instills camaraderie, bloodlust and hate for the enemy (customers)

You were not here in the good old days of pedos and neets. This board is in a shameful state these days. Went to total shit when GoT started.

this shit is invented by HR bitches who have never actually worked in the job

>2.2 million wageslaves
>saying unionizing won't work
you burgers need to get your head out of your ass and look around you.

The dude looks like the epitome of a mid level store manager. Fucking hell.

>The only solution to this has to come from top down.
That's dumb. Top down you get things like the Soviet Union and Venezuela. You get regimes that pretend to care about the workers but then just abuse and control the workers. Unionization fucking worked until companies started looking for cheaper, more exploitable workers in repressive basket case countries. It raised real wages, improved working conditions, secured better benefits. The next worker's movement doesn't need to be more top-down to work, it needs to be more global and coordinated.

The USSR worked fine. Stop reading neocon and lolbert propaganda.

love these threads to literal bits

>Unironic Tankie
Please, please go back to Tumblr.

how would you pronounce the letter W?

Was it a mutant store?

not him but soviet worked fine enough that people didn't want it to disaper. it was destroyed from the top by people that would become rich in nuRussia

>not him but

Not Yea Forums

/trash/ isn't a board

I felt embarasssed as fuck working retail when I was still 22-23 yeas old. How the fuck do these people do it?

Once they can make sing and dance, they can do anything with you. This shit come from the soviet union, the songs used to be about Stalin Lenin or Mao, now it's about almighty Walmart and Apple. Ironic thta the most capitalistic country in the world isn't much different from communism

Unironically based

*years

>it was destroyed from the top
Yes, what a surprise, a ""socialist"" movement that relied on a political elite controlling the government to maintain it, and without a true system of democratic referendum to keep it in check inevitably favored that political elite over the actual workers.

Lol, let them be. It's prirme content.

Bro think about that xbox you could have if you saved your union dues!

A mans gotta eat

how do you not at least work your way up the chain? Store managers easily earn 20-30 a hour

That shit is so embarrassing. Dumb fucks think the Headquarters will promote him one day. Poor dumb bastard

This
Try telling these socialist wanna be pricks this. Watch their heads explode

We pretend to work for you and you pretend to pay us

t. Soviet Union

Based /biz/ Yea Forums crossposter

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Republicans actually managed to convince people that unions are bad, genius

what the fuck is this? some kind of cult?

>talked about unions with cap2 associates
>terminated without question a day later

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Yeah it's AAAAAALLLL the republican's fault isn't it?

The older you get the more dead you become inside, and once you get a job and settle in it's a lot harder to get the motivation to find somewhere better. People always say it's easy to find a job when you're in a job, which is bullshit in my opinion, when you're working 60+ hours a week (not including travel time) you don't have the energy to start job hunting all over again

STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
YOUNG MAN, YOUNG GIRL
WELCOME TO---MY WORLD
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A CASHIER SOME DAY
YOU GOT A SMILE ON YA FACE
YOU LOVE THIS PLACE
MOVIN THOSE (PLOUNDERS?) ALL OVER THE PLACE
SINGIN'
WEEEE ARRRRE WEEEEE ARRRRE WALLLLMAAART!
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
WEEEE ARRRRE WEEEEE ARRRRE WALLLLMAAART!
CMON TWO MORE TIMES
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
WEEEE ARRRRE WEEEEE ARRRRE WALLLLMAAART!
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
WEEEE ARRRRE WEEEEE ARRRRE WALLLLMAAART!

> Jannie removes the highly popular theme park autist thread
> gives this thread a pass
fuck jannies.

>how do you not at least work your way up the chain
Why would you want too? Every manager Ive talked too says the pay isnt worth it for that position. They they get replaced like ants too

I'm just so happy that it's not me my eyes are watering

For that guy asking for a nazi shop in the other thread that got deleted.

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they say that so you won't try to take their job

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nice

hahahahahaahaha, wageslaves are better than stand up

What does it feel like to know that your daily struggle is comedy to others?

digits checked

kek

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he says "welcome to wally world", not "my world"

>get shit from regional
>get shit from market
>get shit from home office
>get shit from store managers
>get shit from Co-managers
>get shit from other assistances
>get shit from supports
>get shit from department
>get shit from regions
>called in on off days
>no real breaks or lunches
>stocking and pulling freight with other lowly associates
>staying hours after
nah, i'm good

>wally world
death

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WALMART !

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This is some true facts right here. It wasn't until I had to move away with my mom to a whole nother apartment that I had to look for another job since my old one was too far away for me.

>Why would you want too?
diginity? stocking shelves past the age of 22 is really sad. (Still better than no job though)

Please post as much fresco as you can

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Ain't no shame in honest work, user.

It's not my daily struggle and I'm not much in sympathy with the plight of the scab.

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Copecel

yes sahib i very proud

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based

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>diginity?
You're working retail past 16. There is no dignity.

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cant pay my bills with dignity

ALJ hearing for Title II benefits next month, wish me luck lads. Anyone with a chance at getting SSI or disability, I suggest you start trying now, because it's probably gonna be a whole lot harder after labor shortage and automation puts the pinch on the middle class and clogs up the SSA/DDS/OHO's backlogs which are already months long. Getting accepting involves a whole bunch of work and waiting, redetermination of existing benefits requires a 5 minute phone call telling them "no, I haven't become a hedge fund manager since last February."

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we /nazbol/ now

I don't know if yours is the right attitude or whether rounding up all these scummy petty officials so they can be massacred against a wall is. Good luck though.

>muh unions

fuck off. price fixing labor is still price fixing

But when the capital holder actively uses his capital and political power to repress and drive down the price of labour, is it not just leveling the playing field?

look at this literal cuck bootlicker.

based. commies btfo

nothing of value was lost.

youtube.com/watch?v=TSAXEVXvNz8

>You're going to be a cashier one day?
What the hell is below that???

It's not a thing in Europe. This insanity is unique to the US.

Greeter?

It's very common in Asia

OMG BASED MAGA 2020 ISRAEL OMG WE *CLAP* NEED *CLAP* MORE *CLAP* IMMIGRANTS FUCK IRAN AND FUCK UNIONS

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They get paid more though

Cope

shelf stacker or something like that, just imagine how awful every other job is that a fucking cashier position is something they dangle in front of you like a carrot

PEOPLE OF TARGET
youtube.com/watch?v=_nF2PBdSoAg

just negotiate your own contracts bitch niggas

Really
Seems like a chill job then

youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848M

>oy vey goy don't organize against us just uh... take responsibility for yourself your fellow cattle- I mean citizens are just lazy

there's nothing wrong with being jewish stop basing your life around /pol/ memes

>Americans are so invested in consumerism to the point where they have worker ballads for their supermarkets

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youtube.com/watch?v=dwBOpBHHflo&t=222s

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How will Walmart ever recover

youtube.com/watch?v=chCdpM1sYZI

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Americans are so extroverted and hypersocial that they probably enjoy this desu

Has anyone got the vid of the guy going crazy and jumping on a table

fucking kek. I don't even feel sorry for these wagies, they have the opportunity to leave and they don't.

>t. Putin

Help me. I work at mcdonalds

Spit in the burgers.

>tonights gonna be a good night!

oh god, the dreaded siren song of organised dances.

You can just TELL that the roastie at the front organised this.

That's gross. Its not the customers fault my life is trash. My manager is an asshole though

C'MON WAGIE ,DANCE! DANCE FOR ME!
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA
youtube.com/watch?v=x-fyLCM_0Y4

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Why?

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youtube.com/watch?v=NJW_av0PQXM

Look at what Unions have done to Detroit.

Not poster but in America you say the whole "Double You". But it tends to come out "DubbleYou". But I'm from near New York. Other places (texas as an example) I've heard people say "Dubbya"

>blaming unions when it was the corporations that split

America really is a weird place

They are some goofy mother fuckers

Amazon is a horrific place to work. You're barely treated like a human...

Holy shit, I was supposed to work at Lowe's before they ended up not calling me back to confirm my start date.
Dodged a bullet there.

designated store shooter

haha only losers work

i enjoy my $1600 per month for doing NOTHING

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>It's not a thing in Europe.
It rears its ugly head occasionally in the UK, but it's met with the disdain it deserves by Brits.

>they have the opportunity to leave
A lot of times you don't, especially if you're working paycheck to paycheck. The bigger companies like Walmart actively utilize psychological techniques to make you stay and accept your poor conditions- it's not people's fault they're dumb or desperate enough to fall for it. I know everyone on Yea Forums is a tradesman who was making 300k the day they turned 16 or whatever, but there are very few decent-paying jobs that you can just waltz into the way you can with a wagecuck job.
I used to laugh at them, now it makes me feel depressed.

based

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>blame minorities for suckling on the governments teet
>do the same
>have audacity to say you're liberated and free when not taking any responsibility in life

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she cute

Fucking christ

its like any other warehouse job. its reputation comes from limp wrist zoomers getting their first taste of manual work and being traumatised

>she

That's probably why nobody ever heard of it.

You think you have it bad? I work at a Home Depot, and we literally do the exact same thing.
At least you only have to feel your soul crushed five times. Try nine.

>go to great college that is cheap enough my middle class parents can easily pay for it
>get programmer job straight out of college
>50k€ starting
>30 vacation days
>no required overtime ever
I thank my lucky stars every day that I wasn't born in the USA

>oy vey unions are bad

Yeah fuck you
>advanced STEM degree
>55k loan debt
>I make $31k a year
REEEEEEE

NEET realizes his unsustainable lifestyle can't last forever and that he needs money to do anything fulfilling with his life.

True story, happened to me after 6-7 years of doing absolutely fucking nothing.

Can't beat them, join them silly girl

why work when all your tax dollars go to waste? legit no point.

unironically enjoy life and have sex

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>she

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This is a superstore thread in disguise

Walmart brought this shit with it when it tried to expand to Germany. Lost 1 billion $ in the process and now we have 0 Walmarts over here.

>there are brainwashed wage slaves ITT right fucking now who are perfectly comfortable working 40 hours a week

Imagine wasting that much of your life doing menial bullshit to make another man wealthier. Shame America is so cucked that it can't join the rest of the world and have four or even three day work weeks.

WEEEE ARRRRE WEEEEE ARRRRE SNEEDERS!

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Spit on his dick.

That view is a bit reductive.Sure we thought their concept was a bit weird (let me pack my own bag you cunt) but the main problems were not enough locations (they had to pay for a giant logistics infrastructure they built from scratch) and supermarkets in Germany already being quite cheap so they didn't undercut the existing companies much