How do I have sex?

just graduated from uni and a 21 yo kissless virgin. Do not live with parents, look decent and not a turbo sperg but have zero friends (abused as child and push everyone away). County uk

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just buy sex. and don't even argue about it not been the same. it's good enough.

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Another vote for escort agencies here. Look for local ones in your area and get GFE (girlfriend experience). Had I not done it myself, I'd still be a virgin in my 30s. Godspeed.

benis in bagina :D

I joined fb groups and just said I want sex

>d-dude it's like the same thing
no woman will have sex with you if they ever find out you fucked a prostitute

Well then just lie to them, shithead.

If you actually look decent you just need tinder. Then it’s a number game

How do you make photos for tinder? I don't leave my apartment so all I can do is a dumb selfies and it looks stupid

why not haha

I had that for a week and got about 2 very close then got through all the foids in my area. Profile was admittedly a complete joke which can't have helped.

To be honest it's not "can" I have sex (I know I could) it's "how" do I have sex e.g. keep chasing foids. For example a very attractive 18yo fresher was very clearly interested earlier this year and I just didn't pursue

all you need, ideally have one full body in the mirror showing you arnt a manlet and your set. alot of the girls on there just post selfies from home aswell

So lie? The thing your bitch will spend your whole relationship doing?
Retard

Women on Tinder are ugly, worthless garbage. Most women are ugly, worthless garbage.

This. Nice women never got into shithole called tinder. They probably get enough attention already. But if you just wanted sex its ok I guess

IF you’re into men it’s ok user

If you are just looking to fuck simply to say you have or just want to know what it feels like just lower your standards.

Don't have sex, it will make you disrespect women and yourself even more.

The woman I love would never use Tinder because she is not a butt ugly, waste of life, simpleton like you.

>abused as child
hot

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take a photo of your dick make a tinder and grindr account, and just swipe until someone agrees to come over and suck it

what was your uni degree OP?
anything useful?

don't use selfies, whatever you do, don't do this

Tinder is a numbers game. It's user-base is over 60% male, females who use it are bombarded with attention and are picky.
You need to somehow convey a high social value through your photos - i.e. ideally you want photos from parties, surrounded by friends, looking like you're having fun

My advice is to make the most disingenous, bullshit profile you can - think 'what would someone who doesn't give a shit about this app and is on it for a laugh put as his profile' and keep that mindset while you use it, even if it feels totally fake to you, you have to come off as cool and disinterested. Don't double text. Try to be as funny as possible, don't just open with "hey"

CAVEAT: women who use tinder are not going to be the creme de la creme. They won't even be normal. Even if you are successful, the women you meet will be somewhere on the spectrum between hideously ugly and mentally ill/BPD. If they are unstable/BPD they will try to ruin your mental health as hard as they can. Think about how desperate you would have to be to use a dating app as a woman who gets approached in real life. Quality women don't use it. Quality people in general don't use it.
I know how you feel man. I was bullied in high school for being a virgin, so I tried to compensate as an adult by fucking everyone I could. Sex/relationships are not as important as you think.

Focus on study and work, get a good profession/job, work on your body, improve yourself. Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Become your best self, and the women will come later.