What movie, cheapskates?

What movie, cheapskates?

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unironically br2049

Wrath of Khan

My brother asked me to turn off Inside Llewyn Davis

bridge over the river kwai

>When you're watching a movie, and the person you're watching it with keeps looking at you instead of the film

>showing people movies
Isn't it enough already that they're not putting a pillow over your autistic asses while you sleep?

you're socially stunted if you do this shit where you show force somebody to watch a movie or youtube video and get all antsy waiting for them to react

The plinkett star wars prequel reviews.

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>watching gataca with gf
>she's playing candy crush the whole time
>try to point out subtlety an nuance in the movie like the spiral staircase that resembles a dna strand
>can't be bothered to care
>get to the part where jude law kills himself in the furnace
>why would he do that user???
>roll my eyes and try to explain the character and his tragic motivations because she hasn't been paying attention
>"well thats dumb, he should have just been happy it worked"
>find myself re-thinking my relationship
women, in general, should not be exposed to kino.
its not for them.

Had a similar experience with my bf and gattaca. Men aren't any better, least not the cute ones.

Maybe they just weren't interested in watching a movie at that time try showing it too them when they're in the mood

It's not a women thing, it's a people thing. Find better men and women.

>show people a movie
your mistake

I don't know why anyone would try to watch either of these with someone else. They are lonerkino, best enjoyed by a loner. Alone.

Barry Lyndon

>when you put a movie you love to your friends
>they shit on you 20 mins in
>they change the movie
>they put The Shinning instead

>get family to watch Shin Godzilla
>theyre all alseep, literally snoring 20 mins in

Not a movie but my gf hates The Sopranos, she thinks it's stupid and it really bothers me

>put on Dragon Tattoo Girl to my normie basic date
>rape scene
>she cries
>breaks up with me
I dodged a bullet.

Not a movie, but ATLA. My girlfriend's really enjoying it, but she talks through all the Iroh-Zuko scenes.

>expecting basics to understand the best beast film, allegory and the style of Hideaki

The fuck, were you planning to rape her?

That's a good movie though.

No, I just told her it is a good Christmas movie. The rest is a good Christmas comfy movie around that part.

You're socially stunted because you have no one that likes you enough to watch the stuff they know you're fond of.

Had sex

Most movies I love and have shown to people really

In Bruges. My best friend was bored with it so he took his phone out.

Yeah?

Gay

Turbo kid, the turbo violence is brilliant.

Tried showing Sicario to two of my friends. One tried to find it entertaining but told me he just didn't find anything special about it. The other one said nothing ever happens.

Mulholland Drive

Well, I definitely understand why

It's a movie that Lynch himself said he doesn't really understand

Under the Skin.

Top film that. One of my favourites.

>movie begins with "HAAANG ME, OOOHH HANG MEE"
bro why would you rec this movie to normie faggots?

Share with the class or gtfo

She didn’t even know the movie was on till the load gunshot in the motel room scared the shit out of her

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The Wicker Man, it was pretty oof since everyone was super bored while watching it.

I can see why a normie might zone out for Turbo Kid. From the aesthetic they might mistake it for a "so bad it's good" film when it's actually "so good it's awesome."

It's just not a very good Nicolas Cage movie. Should have shown them Kick-Ass.

my cousin watched 30 minutes of goodfellas before we changed to something funnier

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The best thing to do is tell someone about a cool film just mention that you liked it andif they ask tell them what its about and if they ask watch it with them although nobody wants to watch a movie with someone who has already seen the movie....
I have yet to find anyone who asked me about a film and then asked to watch it with me....
I dont think such people exist although i did it a few times but it was because it was a co worker and we were bored at work.

Telling someone about a movie and have the mask you to watch it for fun probably only happens to normies or in heaven, i dont know.

Telling someone about a movie generally plays out in such a way that they just think "Oh cool" and then promptly forget about it so by the time they are in a mood for a movie they won't remember the recommendation.

True story: When Steve Martin made "The Jerk", the highlight of the whole movie for him was a sweet musical number between him and Bernadette Peters, and he was quite pissed when a lot of the people in the audience went up to go get popcorn or take a leak during that scene.

return of the living dead
old boy
the adventures of tin tin
heat
grand budapest hotel
enter the void
mad max fury road

Any movie ever, with my girlfriend

Two of my mates once had a fistfight because one of them kept looking at his phone to find ‘trivia’ while we were marathoning Lord of the Rings

My gf several years ago fell asleep during There Will be Blood. She sure was a corn fed normie with daddy issues but she sure looked good naked
Also Fantasia with my family

How did he know? Did he sit in theaters where people were watching it?

How can anyone get bored during this?

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I tried to get my grillfriend to watch Ex Machina but after ten minutes she got bored of it. Then she smoked some pot, had sex with me and ate some Jack in the Box.

It was horrible.

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new uncharted is looking great

>new
It's a 2011 film so this joke speaks to just how good that movie looks.

My life

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what in the fuck

It's photoshopped.