HOL UP

HOL UP

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>stolen not stirred

*smacks lips*

>booty shaken not stirred.

yeah why not.
cant do a traditional bond film any more.
i dont care for Daniel Craigs bond in the slightest.
why not?
why not make a totally different kind of film and call it bond.
i cant wait for mr bean playing shaft.
a new lassie movie starring a cat perhaps...

WE WUZ SEEKRIT AJUNTS

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are the jews going to ever stop this

There are maybe two or three ways to actually get the Jews to stop doing things, user. You know that. The question is, which lever will you pull?

>CAAAALIFORNIA LOOOVE

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Yes, she'll be the new 007, but it's just a code name, a designation. There's only gonna be one James Bond, and it won't fucking be her

Yo mang homie uh 40 oz of malt lika yo! And shaken not stirring ya lil bitch ass n word

Yo deyz calls me bond, Reggie bobnd! Ya herd????

She's probably gonna be in the movie for like 2 minutes. fuck off.

>No, Ms. Bond, I expect you AT TRIAL

>let's cast the ugliest nigger we can find

and then it's back to watching Bond 1

The homies call me Bond... Janiqua Favela Santa-Maria Bond

Is this the movie equivalent of New Coke ®?

eon pushing the meme "007 is a codename theory" is worse than actually this black bitch

Martini. Stirred in a plastic cup with a silverwear knife. Not shaken

>nonbinary creators of color are taking charge of a character almost infamously representative of white, straight male privilege

seriously what the fuck is going on

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Why are wahmen just allowed to ruin everything, what the fuck is going on?

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>eon pushing the meme "007 is a codename theory"
I thought they buried this meme in Skyfall?
>seriously what the fuck is going on
You're watching the the death of Hollywood. Propaganda is all there is now. I expect a crash within the next couple of years.

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Moneypenny will be played by Chris Hemsworth.

Ms. Bond, I don't think your KFC bucket is going to fit into your Aston Martin's cupholder.

I was actually ok with this whole shitshow until i learned that they were gonna make the film compatible with the MeToo-movement, and now this. Im out, the franchise can rot for all i care

My name is Bond, Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Bond.

Producers either don’t get or don’t want to admit that the outrage tactics that work for capeshit don’t work elsewhere, and even then that’s because capeshit movies could literally shit on a screen and still make money, since their audiences are literally retarded.
When marvel finally runs out of steam, expect a string of flops if they haven’t woken up to this fact.

Bond will get accused from a rape he commited in goldfinger?

>silverwear
I assume you're also a nigger?

>From Harlem With Love

>The Spy Who Robbed Me

Well nothing is known yet, but they said they knew they had to change Bond since MeToo happened since the last movement, and they immediatly announced they brought on board a feminist writer after that

Dr. Uh Huh

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The man with the stolen gun

Haha, nice

007 is a codename. Even when they retire commercial trucks they don't use the old numbers. It could just cause confusing in the future.

I can just imagine a villain looking to capture 007 and this get this black women with attitude claiming she's 007 like an 16year old with a fake ID of an 80 year old named Bertha.

Dr. Sheeeit
From the Ghetto wit Love
Golddigger
You Only Loot Twice
The Man with the Stolen Gun
Coonraper
License to Steal
The Spy Who Shanked Me
Goldengrill
Thundernigger
Tomorrow Dindu Deaed
Cribfall
Quantum of Shieee
Casino Robbery
Diamons Are Mine Nigga
Never Nig Nog Again
Quantum I Stoledis
Dr. Nog
From Compton with Drugs
Cokefinger
Basketball
I've Only Been Arrested Twice
On Her Majesty's Social Services
Spades Are Forever
Nig and Let Jive
The Man with the Golden Rims
The Spy Who Robbed Me
Mooncricket
For My Attorney's Eyes Only
Octopiece Family Bucket
Never Say Nigger Again
A Witness to a Robbery
The Daily Fistfights
Goldenteeth
Baby Travon Never Dies
The Reparations Are Not Enough
Work Another Day
Crown Royale
Dayquan of Soul Ice
Water-Fall
Spooktre
Call 555-BOND25

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