Why do normies hate kino?

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I dunno. It's literally not a movie for twitter users, it's for the same people who watched The Greatest Showman.
And Munkustrap looks hot so who gives a fuck about what the rest of them look like

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what a dumb fucking theory. hollywood is only interested in one thing: money. all else is secondary. cats is one of the most popular musicals in history, therefore it stands that making a film off that success should make easy money. this person is also quite possibly blind because the CGI in the new lion king is state of the art (regardless of what you may think of the film itself).

only Swift could manage to still be beautiful in this film

NINTENDOOOO

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I'm guessing the lack of noses and eye/lip makeup was a deliberate effort to not look like every other adaptation of Cats but it's so iconic that it really does look weird without it.

>normies claim this looks bad
I don't know who's trolling who now

Probably more the stars or their agents demanding that they remain easily recognisable in the cat getup.

There is no core! There's graphite on the roof!

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what looks good about it

This is demonic. Seek Christ.

So that's why Hudson still looks like a fat mammy.

It's because the celebrity actors need to be recognizable all the time so covering their faces with heavy makeup is like putting on a mask

Based Christ poster.

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1 billion dollars

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disney will sabotage it

She's gonna be the part that ruins the movie for people. She's chewing her way through Memories in the trailer, it's shit. Worst casting, ever. There are other black singers who could do way better, if they have to virtue signal.

I'm just waiting for the updated "rap" versions of the songs. Because you can't make a fucking movie without rap now.
"McCavity wuz...uh uh...a magical like cat, yo...uh uh...check this...."

The only way this could have been worse is putting Will Smith in it, but they came close with Rebel Wilson.

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admit it, you're gonna mastubrate to Swiftpaws

Want to know what the fuck Jason Derulo is going to be like as Rum Tum Tugger. He's either going to be extremely fucking bad or he's going to blow us all away and be the best thing in the movie. There's no middle ground, I can feel it in my bones.

>Want to know what the fuck Jason Derulo is going to be like as Rum Tum Tugger.
>Rum Tum Tugger
>that's a character's name

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kek

(((they))) must be alright

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Yeah, that's a big part, we'll see. Ian McKellen as Gus is going to be great. Cordon as Bustopher looks good. A lot of the cast I'm fine with, even what's his face as McCavity, because that character never sings. But Rebel Wilson as Jenny pissed me off, and Hudson is fucking bad. The rest of them look fine. I just wish it didn't look so bizarre.

I like that they're doing Growltiger's Last Stand, too.

Rum Tum Tugger is an Elvis/Jagger type sexy cat. There's a whole part of his song where he gyrates and the girl cats gather around his crotch and go mental. It's at 3:30 in this vid
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Seen the show, it's a big number, and funny if the person playing the character hams it up right. If he does it seriously, it'll be dumb.

Yes, summerfag. It's a goofy name, they all have goofy names, they're from the T.S. Elliot poems.

why is it just Taylor's face on a cat?

Tom Hopper is a degenerate hack I hope this is his last movie in a while at least

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cats don't have people tits user

>femanon called Jemima reading this post

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I was meaning ((((them)))), not (((them))).

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I mean there's no attempt to make her a "cat", it's just her unaltered face on a cat body

oh, thank goodness
I was worried (((they))) were being unpredictable for a second

how am I going to relate to this character if it looks like a cat?

>because that character never sings
one of the few things we know about the film is that Macavity has a solo. Probably in the Macavity song because he's on set with Taylor. I won't be surprised if Bombularina and Demeter get merged into one to give Taylor more airtime.

It's misleading because her cat has white fur on its face that looks like skin in that shot, in other shots you can see her face is also furry

>Taylor Swift is now officially Yea Forums
Praise

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God damn it. I think I'm gonna pass on this movie.

MEMORY ALL ALONE IN THE *JASOOON DEEEERUULOOOOOOOO* MOON LIGHT

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is this a cat in the hat musical or some strange spin off to a fantastic planet were the blue giant aliens have created cat-human hybrids to catch us?... if they would give them just cat heads and paws would it look much less unanny valley. or this remember me of this one futurama episode with the animal show where a cat alien had a little human as a pet.

>just saw the first trailer today
>already memes galore

Is it possible for a movie to be a lolcow?

My own clone! Now neither of us will be hungry!

Fucking furries.

Best season ever

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alright fellas who's it gonna be?

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When the NY Times leads with "What were they thinking?" you know your movie is in trouble.

I checked with some of the big theater nerds on my social media. NOT delighted with this trailer.

The left only has butterknives

Is it though? Feels like a movie everyone will want to see for themselves, the perfect trainwreck.

what is this

what is what?

this
Sonic movie's probably going to go the same way

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Yea Forums will hate it too once they realize tay love interest is pic related

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FUCK

NOW I KNOW WHY IT LOOKED SO WEIRD

Gah GODDAMIT UNIVERSAL