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Literal rape
Reminder Al also raped Peg in one episode

Checked.

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i wish peggy bundy would peg ME

She liked to get a little racy for her wife.

Why didn't Al ever want to have sex with her? She's hot.

Marcy was hotter than Peggy in the early seasons.

I don't get it.

guy was depressed as fuck. i heard that kills your libido

>having sex with your wife

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This is probably the most overasked cliche question on Yea Forums but I'll bite one last time.

Hotness of a woman only matters the first few time you lay her. No matter how objectively attractive your wife may be, you quickly lose interest in light of her constant nagging, bitchiness, and emasculation.
Even if she's a "good" wife who doesn't nag, it's hard for men to deal with the complex emotions that arise from going from the ideal male image of perfect Superman that every man first projects to win over a new conquest, to her seeing the real you, at your most delicate intimate moments, and knowing all your weaknesses and foibles and self-doubts and internal anguish. It's hard to stay in a constant state of virile arousal once you grow close enough to a woman that you feel she might perceive you as the insecure child that every man feels in the deepest darkest corners of their soul sometimes, and it's even harder when she outright admits it.

But she's a MILF!

Why wouldn't Al want to fuck Peg? She was hot as hell with her little dinosaur walk and tight yoga pants

So men are all weak faggots?

15yo milla yovovich>power gap>kelly

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Real talk, sometimes when I'm completely alone at home, I walk like her, with my hands up in the air and my ass shaking. I don't know why. It's not a gender or sexual thing. It just feels more balanced, maneuvering about the house. Maybe that dinosaur claim isn't far from the mark.. the T-Rex always balances with its tail, right?

At certain times in their life, yes. Men are complex, difficult creatures. Women are comparatively simple. There are good women out there, and I don't mean to portray Peg as the norm, clearly she is meant to be a farcical extreme. But even with the best wife, it's difficult for men to juggle the image of the ideal strong man they wish to be at all times, with the sensitive thinking feeling man they sometimes are in the quiet of the night. Once your wife has seen both parts of you, it gets harder to project that masculine image by day, even though neither half really adequately describes the whole you.

I know it would be hell, but I wanna live in their world so badly.

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>every man is a little bitch mumma's boy like me

stop projecting your patheticness onto other men user

It's ok user, you can come back once you've actually touched a woman.

>It's not a gender or sexual

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98,000 MWC Yea Forums threads, and the new still ask this question unironically.

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Why not just be more open?

Not everybody puts up a tough guy exterior. I like to make people laugh. That’s my thing.

Oh, that's a fine thing, there are certainly numerous ways out of the problem. But we're talking about Al Bundy here, the ultimate beaten-down everyman. It shouldn't be any surprise that he can't work out his sex life even with a banging milf wife wanting his dick every minute of the day (and his wallet every second).

>sometimes when I'm completely alone at home, I walk like her, with my hands up in the air and my ass shaking. I don't know why. It's not a gender or sexual thing

stop making excuses and just admit that you're a flaming homo

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Hey man, don't knock it till you've tried it..

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stop drinking soi user, its turning you into a whiny nancy boy

It's not about being a tough guy. Being a funny guy is the same thing. But you aren't funny and in a perfect jovial mood all the time. You actually have emotions. And for some people (many people in today's society), the disconnect between the face they put up to look like everything's fine, and the face they put up when they aren't trying to act like everything in their life is in perfect order (because it isn't, for anyone) can be difficult to reconcile.

We're not all pathetic faggots like you. I've been with my gf for 6 years and I fuck her every day.

Because the more you reveal about yourself to someone the more power that person has over you. Knowledge is power. You can bet your soul that they will use that info against you if the relationship goes bad or they get mad at you. There's a reason they say "Trust no bitch"

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Casper Van Dien is such a bro

Projection is a funny thing... I'm describing most people, not necessarily myself, but I don't doubt there's a little bit of it in all of us. The fact you thought it was a slight specifically directed at you, and felt the need to insist how well things are working out for you in retaliation to an anonymous person in front of a group of other anonymous people, says a bit more than you probably intended it to say.

don't even bother with that coping cuck user, he's so far from masculine that actually thinks like a woman, i.e. he's delusional

Got something you want to share with the group, user? Something on your chest?

>It shouldn't be any surprise that he can't work out his sex life even with a banging milf wife wanting his dick every minute of the day

For the 40 billionth time. Al Bundy went into why he didn't wanna have sex with his wife on the show, and I quote...
>"A man is a man all his life, But a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife."

They did a whole episode on this were Al teaches the lesson to some young black kid who was about to make the mistake of marrying his girlfriend.

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i already said it, daffodil

kek no you fucking don't you lying virgin, even chad doesn't fuck his girlfriend every single day

You should consider suicide.

Then Al is fucking gay.

Russell Wilson?

It's ok, user. I wouldn't shack my ass, but I'd do the hand thing as a kid. Used to watch the show when I was six, and I picked up on it because it was a very animated way to walk around. It would piss the fuck out of my dad. Still catch myself doing it in the house about once a year. I picked up a lot of traits from different characters while growing up as they were my only examples on being human. I'd talk in accents for hours after watching shows or movies with characters who had heavy Irish accents.

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this thread has so many delusional sissy bois telling themselves that all men are weak and emotional just like them, I've never seen so much cope in my life. the only thing that makes me feel better is knowing that the fags in this thread won't have children and future generations will be spared from having to interact with their faggot soi boi offspring

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there is actually a technical psychological trm for thismsort of behavior fren, its called the tism

Get married. You'll be sick to death of the same fucking vag after 25 plus years of marriage. That's why old couples get into S&M and kinky fetch shit like this to keep the spark alive.

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No doubt.

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I fuck her twice a day on most days. Not when on her period obviously.

The first thing she does every morning is lick my balls, such my dick and get on 4 legs to be fucked. Before we go to work or even have breakfast.
At night it takes longer (we have our routines).
Cope

What if everything I said is true? What would that say about me?

>this whole thread

C O P E

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I don't know why virgins find this hard to believe. Twice a day is usual for me.

Doesn't fanny mean pussy in the UK?

That's because you are thirsty as fuck and in your 20s / early 30s. We'll see how much of a hurry you'll be to fuck twice a day when you hit your 40s which was Al's age on the show.

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Bull and shit.

give him some tight young pussy and he'll be pounding that shit till his cock hurts daily

I believe so.

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Indeed. He'd probably last a full two minutes.

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>that guy that would always yell "YEAH, AL"
>those guys that would always whistle at any of the girls during random moments
>everyone freaking out whenever a hot girl appeared in a revealing outfit
The MWC studio audience was so based

It’s called pol now

Because I've watched Married with Children about a dozen times now I can tell you what's happening in the webm here. Our boy Bud (the one dancing with the hot blonde) is trying to score with his sister's hot friends, including her, at their highschool reunion. He comes up with a plan involving the handsome man also shown in the webm who was once a gross nerd they all used to scoff at back in their school days. They all want to sleep with him now because they're huge sluts so Bud tells her the handsome Chad wants to fuck her under the bleachers. At the end it's revealed Bud was the one who snuck under there with the blonde slut and since it was so dark, she didn't know the difference.

She only walked that way because of her huge ass heels, idiot.

Try it though. It feels good. You get more balance out of your body.

>that guy that would always yell "YEAH, AL"
Fucking love that guy

>those guys that would always whistle at any of the girls during random moments
Real red blooded men

>everyone freaking out whenever a hot girl appeared in a revealing outfit
Naturally.

>The MWC studio audience was so based
Better times.

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Based. It just feels good to act like a woman sometimes.

One of Al's best friends was a black guy, and they would trade racial insults with each other all the time because they were comfortable enough with each other to do so. There was also two black No Ma'am members. Not sure /pol/ as we currently know it would be down with that.

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>One
Two.

>I know nothing about /pol/
Poor retard

youtube.com/watch?v=443oJv_s6JA
youtube.com/watch?v=DBGLmcLHN8c
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/pol/ is full of black people
it's an extremely diverse board, and the people calling it racist or white supremacist are white 100% of the time

>They did a whole episode on this were Al teaches the lesson to some young black kid who was about to make the mistake of marrying his girlfriend.
Don't forget that the episode also showed that Al was wrong and the guy literally became a black version of Al due to his retarded teaching.

>Not sure /pol/ as we currently know it would be down with that.
/pol/ has a lot of non-whites who also want white countries to become better.
(((white)))

>all this time and no reunion
Fox truly does not give a shit about anything.

Amanda Bearse is keeping it from happening.

Al Bundy was the original incel. He actually hated to have sex with his hot bimbo wife.

>that interview where Ed talks about how Amanda didn't invite him to her lesbian wedding
>"She was worried I would laugh, and I just said, Amanda, it's the most important day of your life, what could possibly be funny about TWO DYKES IN SUITS GETTING MARRIED?" *laughs*

There was Griff Al's friend, and Officer Dan who used to give Al a hard time in early seasons, but changed for the better once he saw the light, and joined No Ma'am during the last few seasons.

I don't really visit /pol/ because there really isn't anything we can do to stop (((them))) and feeling like theres nothing you can do about it is dangerous, and bad for my soul.
All I know is every time I go there I see crime chart threads filled with angry comments using the N-word after a Black on White crime news article story gets shared. They aren't just memeing around with the N-word like in those funny Shiiiiit cartoon comics either. Most of those comments are very bitter. You also see blacks hating one whites there, and rubbing things in their faces.

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That would make him a volcel, dumbshit.

>He actually hated to have sex with his hot bimbo wife.
He never actually hated it, it was simply yet another job to him since she never did anything to deserve it.
There's a couple of episodes where she does her job as a woman and he can't keep his hands off of her.

All great moments. Another wise tip from Al that's served me well is at the end of this video.
He cheated by joining a race meant for senior citizens. Everyone thought he was going to let one of the old guys win, however...

youtube.com/watch?v=WuBq2ikjd58

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They had a reunion kinda recently when FOX celebrated it's 25th Anniversary. Amanda wasn't there tho.

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>C O P E
Why would you post a reddit/tumbler catch phase here?

>Because I've watched Married with Children about a dozen times now I can tell you what's happening in the webm here.

That's cool but did you take the time to photoshop the people out of a high res image of their livingroom (using nothing but basic paint), pay $10 to print it out at a store, and than spend $100 on their mego action figures to recreate a scene were there all sitting on the couch?

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>that story of Ed auditioning for the part
>he was supposed to walk in the front door and say his first lines
>he stopped just outside, before the cameras were even on him, hanged his head down for a moment, let out a long sigh, and then finally walked in
>"Hire that man"

>He was first found doing Shakespeare
I remember hearing that he was trying to do the opposite of TV dad and just imitated his real life dad when he auditioned.

I was born in 86 and lived through this

I've made so many jokes regarding old food products in the pantry due to this show

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Wtf happened with Steve did he just suddenly disappear due to his cuckness? Also my house has the same fireplace layout lol

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What helps me is knowing when I die maybe the next life will be better hopes up user

Despite /pol/'s own diversity, they would still call the black characters in the show "forced diversity".

>He's never driven two days in a car that has no AC, no radio, and that has broken windows that wont roll down in the middle of a hot summer to get to the real Bundy house.
>He's never park in front of the real Bundy house for hours in hopes that he'll slip into an alternate timeline where the Bundys aren't just tv characters, but instead are real people in hopes of snap a few picture of a real teen Kelly Bundy walking out of her house in one of her many slutty mini skirts.
pleb

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>i heard that kills your libido
Oh yes. You need certain positive and even naive outlook on life, otherwise you won't get it up out of sheer disgust or just wearyness with everything.

>more open
>to women
Unironically have sex. Nothing repulses women more than a man with heart on his sleeve, no matter how differently women market themselves.

I liked her more than Peggy when I was younger
Short haired tomboy angry milfs, man

Peggy is so fucking hot bros.

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>6 years
>girlfriend
Kek and you call other pathetic. BTW, six years is fucking nothing you little teenage twat.

>You don't have a button that says get rid of Ed O'Neill. Your button doesn't work. Mine works!

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How could Al afford that big house, raise two kids and live overall comfortable life just selling some shoes?

The 80s/90s were magical times. A large slice of real New York Pizza was about $1 in the 80s, and early 90s. Now, every generic shitty pizza places charge you $3.98 or more for a slice that doesn't even taste as good as it used to back than.

you must be shaped like a disgusting pear

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Because it was in times where leftshits didn't yet ruin the labor market with muh open borders and muh womyn.

1955-1995 were peak humanity and the 80's were the peak of the peak

based and truepilled
god what a time it was to be alive

>knowing reddit/tumbler maymay

you've already said to much user

>tfw Bundy's living conditions were a meme in the 80s, but many Americans nowadays would kill for a life like that
What the fuck happened?

Well, it didn't originate from here that's for darn sure. .

pls be true

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>What the fuck happened?
Disney won the lawsuit in 2018 by the way
youtube.com/watch?v=envbbUc4LhU

It wasn’t realistic show
Unless he inherited the house, I haven’t seen every episode and it was a long time ago.

kek what
Anyone got more high res pics of the set though?

A-are you going to make me worship your feet?

>Anyone got more high res pics of the set though?
Yep, about 20 of them.

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Post them please good sir

Although I fully support Bud in this it is legally rape.

You've never had a relationshop. No matter how hot a girl is you will get tired of her eventually.

Huh, I don't remember ever seeing this kid on the show.

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Too many thirsty zoomers in this thread

Someone post the pic where
>Peg says "Let's have sex"
>Al says "No"
>Virgin zoomer throws a bitch fit
>Boomer just says "Based"

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Because he knows Peg

Multiple times. Labor Day and watching your wife physically work dies that to a man.

if i remember, he quit in the 3rd season to go back to stage acting or some shit

at least i think that was according to wikipedia, or that one reunion special they did some years ago

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Won a contest. Got to hang around the set for a day, and meet all the cast members.

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this makes me happy even if it's fake

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Chad status

because he already fucked the 18yo version of her hundreds of times

He was too busy fantasizing about his daughter.

Did he fuck her?

You just know

it does

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>when the nu males get triggered and realize their "marriage" isnt what they thought

the nineties... no wonder we're addicted to porn

Nice

Based Ed O’Neill

Every thing is rape in 2019, user.