Is Hal the original architect?

Is Hal the original architect?
How do you rate his work?

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Imagine really creepy music playing as background music for this

Based

make this

Does he like her better fat? Why is he doing that?

Because he can

Based Hal

Bigger ass

So basically she is trying to lose weight, but he is secretly doing all that shit behind her back and she's wondering why she cant lose the weight

Hi test Hal

i know but it's cuz he likes her fat? did he say that? q

they ripped off this story line from Shasta McNasty

Yep.

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Ok I swear this post said something else, like is Hal a sociopath or something, what the fuck?

holy based

That's actually hot

lol i honestly dont recall this episode. i guess this is what happens when youve been with the same person for decades. at a certain point, you just decide to fuck it all up

how did they get away with this?

>bigger ass
>behind her back
pottery

these webms are 10/10

Is Malcom in the Middle a good sitcom?

Based as fuck. She looks super cute.

it goes to shit at some point, just like every sitcom. but the first few seasons were kino

a bit dated, but classic. its genuinely of a different time.

>Is Malcom in the Middle a good sitcom?

Yes. Of course some of the later episodes are trash - especially after a new baby shows up,but there are more HAL episodes which are always pretty fun the first time around - not necessarily kino.

JESSIE IT'S TIME TO COOK

>tfw no Making Fat series

Even though the first half is better than the second half, I wouldn't say it's so bad as to call it going to shit. It's still amazing from beginning to end

How morally fucked up is this? I want to do this to my gf so bad. Especially since she's one of those girls with god-tier genetics where when they gain weight it goes straight into their tits and ass and makes her look more curvy without much of a belly. But she's a fitness freak and insistent on being rail-thin. What a fucking waste of perfect thickness. Hal is fucking based. Fuck my life

unless she is retarded i think is easy to notice when something has too much sugar or butter flavor.

let not forget that this is when liking a big ass still made hal a weirdo jungle man. simpler times.

Just let your gf be healthy you mentally ill fetishist. Nobody deserves to be fat. Fat people are fucking disgusting.

not that morally fucked up. most girls worry about their weight and it might make her happy to know you’d still like her if she put on weight

wow. this is the saddest post i've ever read. you are the cringiest faggot here.

What a mad man

It's very enjoyable

>Baking Bad
>Breaking Belts
>Breaking Bants (bant is an old word for fasting)
>Braking Health

I'll work on it bros, go into a television and film thread every now and then on /wsg/ and you may find it. to save time, CTRL+F for "work and no play.webm" and if it's posted, you'll find it

>melting butter with a blowtorch on a spoon and sucking it up with a hypodermic needle

Hal?...

it was a time where a penchant for humor was more popular than a penchant for being offended

A lot of women end up gaining weight after they get married.

go to bed Sara

Fucking freak jesus christ. The only reason I would breakup with my gf is if she cheats on me or of she gets fat. Fat women are the worst kind of people there are.

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i meant its cringey because its so obviously bullshit, bud. you're 12.

Based

>>Breaking Belts
i like it

fuck you reatd

How does one achieve this power?

Easily the best character. I've still never watched Breaking Bad because I don't want to ruin Hal

Marry her and put a baby in her, retard. You'll get what you want after you grow the fuck up and earn it.

You have a libidinal desire to impregnate her. You should probably go through with it if her genetics are as good as you say and she isn't psycho.

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There was once a man who thought of the same ideas as you. Many called him mad, insane, and crazy but he endured and in the end he succeeded in his vision. Thus earning the prestigious title only known as the architect.

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Yes. I'm currently doing a re-watch of the whole series (on season 3 now) and it's still as funny as I remembered. Also Lois was the perfect wife when compared to other TV wives from the same era. She wasn't a cunt to Hal at all unlike Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond or even Carrie from King of Queens.

I am the one who feeds
Say my name

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cranston is a good enough actor that you really don't notice, if you really want you could inoculate yourself by watching the episodes of seinfeld he was on.

>dated
die tech fetishist, die

sneed

I think of breaking bad as an alternate Malcolm in the middle time line