Who's your favourite film critic and why is it Cole Smithey?
Who's your favourite film critic and why is it Cole Smithey?
Colton Cooper
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Ayden Allen
Hey Ivy... I'm doin' this video for yoooooou! Oh you and I are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together-- HMMMMMMM~
John Morales
based
Mason Roberts
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What do we think lads?
Grayson Harris
He’s an ungrateful asshole who lives in Carnegie Hall and won’t even give his sick mom money to buy nourishing bananas.
Lucas Jenkins
>Chris uses the term "good food" to describe junk food, because it tastes good
>begged for donations to McDonalds and BK, calling it "good food"
Nathaniel Peterson
To be fair it's not like she was mother of the year or anything
Grayson Russell
You shut your whore mouth! Barb is a saint!
Kayden Cooper
Imagine having growing up in the Chandler family...
Gabriel Collins
It doesn’t matter. When the Merge happens, Chris will merge with his CPU Goddess self and then he won’t be fat anymore, so it’s fine to eat nothing but junk food.
Lucas Murphy
The ironic thing is that despite Cole’s aspirations, he’s by far less famous than his tard brother just look at this thread. OP posts Cole, it immediately becomes a CWC thread. Cole is best know not for his work, but for being the brother of a famous retard.
Jordan Carter
He looks like he fucks niggos
Nolan Cox
If you don't like the mcchicken then fuck you.
David Watson
So, what are we gonna get out of Bronycon this year? Do we get to see the hedgehog defensive pose again? More dancing with his imaginary fuckbuddies?
Chase Howard
ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
Carter Miller
Charles Clark
I knew who this guy was and who Chris Chan was before I found out they were half-brothers.
He's a very boring film critic. I've never heard him say anything interesting.
Hudson Rogers
>one of the 4% of critics to give BlacKkKlansman a rotten review
Is he, dare I say,
Dominic Lopez
someone who was born for god to play an epic prank on them. that is, chris being far more famous.
Easton Stewart
>Gave a negative review to Black Panther
Based Cole. True hero we deserve.
Blake Davis
No, no he's not
Robert James
But user he's the "smartest film critic in the world"
Evan Rodriguez
i honestly think he just goes contrarian to promote himself sometimes. i think he and armond white were the only ones negative about toy story 3
Michael Rogers
That's like coming in first at the quadruple amputee triathlon
Jackson James
have sex
Blake Thompson
Eat shit, Facebook normalfags
This movie was garbage and The Office is for fags
based Cole Smithy
Brandon Phillips
>when you work your ass off to shake away your bumpkin roots and become prestigious new york film critic
>only to be hopelessly famemogged by your retarded little brother
It's gotta be painful, just opening up any social media and seeing cwc's stuff everywhere
Ayden Morris
Isaiah Roberts
So, Jay looks like a sensibly-dressed Chris. I’m not crazy, right?
Nicholas Nguyen
Oh no no no no no no no no
Caleb Phillips
how much does chris get?
Brandon Martinez
No way Cole could afford the Sonic Totem.
Elijah Cox
Hey Ivy. I'm doing this video for yoooou. Oh we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together! Hmmm!
Asher Allen
I honestly think they were kinda right about Toy Story 3. It more or less is a remake of Toy Story 2 and now we know Lotso did nothing wrong since Toy Story 4 determined that it's okay to be a Lost Toy and forget your owner.
Benjamin Carter
I thought he was Bob's son from a previous marraige, not barbs?
Nicholas Phillips
chad Chris BTFOs Cole once again
Eli King
Chris was getting something like 900.00 a month a while back, I think. A bunch of people dropped him recently, since he hasn’t produced anything in years and never sent them the books or whatever else they paid for because he’s too busy talking to his imaginary friends and rambling on about the dimensional merge.
Adam Flores
Nope. Barb’s son. Also a good chance that the man Barb told him was his dad isn’t, which is a big part of why he hates her so much.
Jayden Williams
>I do not regret giving birth to Cole.
-Barb Chandler
Zachary Thompson
>he’s too busy talking to his imaginary friends and rambling on about the dimensional merge.
he's gonna get even more sad and pathetic when they put him on anti-psychotic medication
Adrian Bailey
Imagine being overshadowed by your autistic half-brother who drinks his own semen and wears women's clothes.
Asher Myers
Chris won’t take his meds. Unless he’s institutionalized, he’ll resist anything that might be a threat to his delusions. He’s already posted about how he thinks he’s too good for therapy, essentially.
Owen Peterson
>Unless he’s institutionalized
unless civilization collapses, he dies or both someone will force those meds down his gullet within a decade
Samuel Nelson
Based.
That wasn't even good as a standalone cop movie even without the political bullshit.
Justin Russell
That’s a distinct possibility. I kinda feel like once Barb kicks it (shouldn’t be too long now), some autistic tranny will take Chris in. Retards seems to bail him out every time he gets into trouble, I don’t see this one being any different.