Riley is at it again

married the girl from scott pilgrim, got cucked by obi wan kenobi

who?

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>black mask is played by the scottish cocksucker
>he is a fag with a tiny dick
based riley and pure pottery

tl;dr, looks like some gay homowood drama

is this a real screenshot? this man is unhinged

He is

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Based Fucking Riley

thing is, the drama was all made-up by Yea Forums shooping instagram posts, and some media outlets reported it as real

Some of it was real though

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PUTA

How are movie executives so bad at their jobs? Why can't I have that job? I'd make so much money for these studios.

That time Riley beat up the guy behind Scott Pilgrim

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he's trying too hard imho

people who don't give a shit don't ever bother to try, someone like Diogenes was the perfect example

it’s not even him in the picture lol

Cause he's had enough with cheating whores like MEW

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What a goofy soiboi looking fucker

Jesus christ Stearns cant be stopped. Madlad

Lurk

Get the fuck back to redit you fucking queer

Based
Puta
Get that scottish cocksucker
Homewrecking whore

Thats where this faggy oneitis belongs

Whoever made these is unironically a comedy genius

Fucking based riley

fuck this hoMEWrecker

>MEW obviously got him this writing job as a peace offering
do we forgive her?

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>(d)
based

kek

>Diogenes
He was a fucking try hard attention seeking faggot.
People that didn't try died unremarkably and are completely forgotten.

Just like DIogenes, if it wasnt for Diogenes Laercio (the original attention whore) we would never know about him.

does this look like a guy who cares?

notice that the artist didn't even ask him permission to include him in his painting, that's why he was so pissed off that day

meanwhile railey is an instagram wore

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Diogenes has had paintings and writings made about him and met Alexander the Great. What have you done in your worthless life?

Say what you want about Diogenes, but tryhard isn't one of them

>notice that the artist didn't even ask him permission to include him in his painting, that's why he was so pissed off that day
Okay, so you're just trolling. Gotcha.

>be a soiboi
>come from a comfy background
>fuck prime MEW
>she stars in your indie flicks
>she gives you financial support to pursue your hobbies and filmmaking
>sets up connections for you in hollywood
>cheats on you because women are attractive to alpha chads
>make soiboi fight club
ok yeah he sure is /ourguy/

The ultimate revenge

I recognize that pornstar, she's decent I guess

Why do they always EMPHASIZE RANDOM WORDS like that?
Is it a hollywood thing?

fake Riley instagram posts are an incredibly underrated meme

Scottish cocksuckers need not apply

Is this the puta general?

fuck you you're so cool

they're titles, user

This just sounds like she was the one who tasted both dicks

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Riley threads are the one time I really take the "works of falsehood and fiction" mantra seriously.

>swung by his ex's trash project, smeared shit all over the script, and now uses it to promote his own kino
absolutely based

Holy shit is this real

nothing was proven

>You think you could just walk away?

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