Are there any kinos about how pic related is my vagina when a guy keeps regurgitating the words "kino" and "based" and...

Are there any kinos about how pic related is my vagina when a guy keeps regurgitating the words "kino" and "based" and keeps saying "I'm going to say it..." ?
If not, how would you cast such a kino?

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Your “””vagina””” is like that because it’s your inverted (formerly) dick.

My vagina is as real as my dick. Does that frighten you?

>Does that frighten you?
If by “frighten” you mean “arouse”, sure.

You're not man enough to penetrate me while simultaneously rubbing your penis against mine.

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You wanna fuckin bet, faggot? I’ll have you leaking so hard it’d put a broken sink to shame.

Funny you mention a broken sink, when all you do is drip. drip. drip.

My dick is like a volcano, bro. I will drown your bitch ass in semen.

Holywood would make a plot about you two fags and it would get ten fucking emmies and golden globes its not even funny

if you hate it so much why do you stay here?

What’s wrong, do you need a kiss on the lips?

Prefferably from a pure female who can cook, yes.

That's a big leap. Sounds like someone feels attacked

Ha! This fatass basement-dwelling retard talking about "pure".
You want me to reheat some pizza rolls for you, Fatboy?

Maybe a sandwich will do, I am parched too so would you please get me some caprisun? Thank you, ma'am.

Are you sure one sandwich is enough, sweetie? How tall do you want it?

Tall enough till your hands grow calluses.

The only sandwich you're going to get is a thick slice of failure between two slices of disappointment. Tears on the side.

Sounds delightful. Make one more for you so that you and I can eat some quality food together.

I got my gf into saying based cause I'm autistically charismatic.

Not hungry.

Or Stockholm Syndrome, more likely.

What a waste of some good quality food. But I guess I'd rather have something than nothing.

Sneed

>my vagina
formerly penis

Wouldn't that just be Michael Cera's filmography?

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Eat both portions, fatty. You want to anyways.

This is the best thread on Yea Forums right now

TICK TICK TICK THE WALL IS COMING, LASS.

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Mmm, perhaps I will, but I pity you because you won't eat any almost as though you refuse to consume human emotions almost as though you are...not human... you can't consume emotions... perhaps you have no soul. Very fitting for a tranny.

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I recommend Vagisil for your broken vagina.