THIS CHRISTMAS
THE CAT WILL KILL THE MOUSE!
CATS UP AGAINST STAR WARS THIS YEAR
Not a chance. This flick is going to get trashed critically. It's just another film no one asked for. It's going to be her Crossroads. Her Glitter.
CAT KINO TO SLAY THE MOUSE! DEATH TO STAR WARS
how the fuck does cgi look worse than actual theater costumes?
Are they're going to be any good movies in theatres on Christmas?
Jumanji. Get litty
wait are they actually adding cgi shit to this?
Oh no no no no no
For fucks sake just do a movie version of the Cats musical you fucking retards
this is a falseflag, we are choosing to GET LITTY instead! the PISS must flow!
eew.
Just put them in costume like it were a movie version of a musical.
Fursuits have reached a very advanced state.
There are furry conventions that have more convincing cats than this.
Christmas:
>Uncanny valley cats
>Jjverse star wars
>Based Little Women kino
I'll take the latter thanks
They're redoing little women? Huh.
It's gonna run a train all the way to Valentine's day
Are they going to stuff it full of anachronistic third wave feminist bullshit?
Needs more cat buttholes.
somehow I doubt that
but this has little women who are also cats
who even is that
>Someone thought this was a GOOD idea
>And got PAID for it
I just don't even wow why the is this look more like?
It'll be kino.
They don't look like cats, they look like creepy aliens.
Taylor Swift gets BLACKED in the film.
does she get ripped in half?
oh and would totally fuck!
As opposed to the first wave feminist bullshit of the original?
Yes.
based
...
Fucking this.
Most films aren't even asked even the good ones.
I’m seeing this in IMAX for the fifty-foot catgirl Taytay.
It's the noses, in the theatres the noses are painted to look like cat noses yet here you can see the full human nose
Fucking terrible
he means this is a continuation or remake of an existing intellectual property that nobody wanted to be remade or continued
CG always looks worse than practical
why have fifty-foot when you could have two-foot?
> saw jennifer hudson and taylor swift
> I thought it was vanessa hudgens instead of jennifer hudson
Imagine my disappointment
you that pathetic hudgensfag?
this certainty killed my boner
seriously, what the flippin fuck were they thinkin
uncanny monkey faces slapped on hairy human bodies? are they even digitigrade?
>giving them clothes
>James Corden
>Rebel Wilson
trash
and have they learned anything from Spielberg?
Catcel
Little or no crossover in this market.
>digitigrade
absolutely patrician
oh no.
when I saw Cats in person I didn't look the performing girls in the eyes because I didn't want them to figure out that I found them sexy.
I think they knew though.
WHy is it that when I see or hear about a play with wierd shit in it I just shrug it off (i.e. Cats). But when they do it on the big screen it makes me feel uncomfortable? This shit feels like some dystopian stuff right here.
p-post pictures of them
WHY DO THEY HAVE HUMAN NOSES?
Wtf I want to fuck cats now
My penis approves
Nah, but vanessa hudgens would be a huge upgrade over jennifer hudsen
Bump
>all the black actors play brown cats
Is shitter pissed yet?
Doubt it