>He has the power to post a sneed and wipe out the entire thread, and if we believe there's a ONE percent chance that he is our enemy we have to take it as an absolute certainty... and we have to destroy him.
He has the power to post a sneed and wipe out the entire thread...
>The board is dead.
>Bury it.
>Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator?
>It's that jannies can be innocent
>Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be banned already!
Fa/tv/irgins criticizing those who think they're above the law is a little hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Considering every time your namefag contributes to a thread, you write a puff piece post about a user who if he wanted to, can burn the place down. There wouldn't be a damn thing we can do about it.
>The greentexts are coming. The greentexts are coming
>have sex
>that is a one-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.
How come the quotes in this movie are so good and can be applied to any type of situation? The same thing happened with those Godzilla vs Kong threads a while back that used the dialogue from bvs.
>Tell me
>Do you sneed?
>They said the age of samefags would never come again
>Sneedposters are like weeds, Alfred. Pull one up, another grows in its place
>Maybe it's the Yea Forums in me, we just have a bad history with pepe's dressed like clowns.
>Ill take you in without banning you. Which is more than you deserve
Twenty years in Yea Forums... how many good threads are left? How many stay that way?
>See, what we call based depends upon our tribe, user, 'cause based is tribal. Redpills take sides. No Moot intervened when I was a newfag to deliver me from jannies' fist and abominations. I figured out way back if Moot is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.
>there we go... there we go...
>and now jannies bend to my will
>Wow those are some nice trips. You should not pick a fight with this person.
>You can call me whatever you like. Take an actress who hit the wall and call her mommy; take a saggy ass and call it a brapper. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna smell it.
Huh! Milkies, milkies, milkies. The mother of a degenerate must be a whore. The punishment for whores, what is that? That's right. Death by cummies
>Go upstairs and socialize. Some young tranny from /pol/ will make you honest
>The bell's already been rung. They heard it; the creatures in the other board. They'll come... /pol/ will come. They're angry... Reeee... Reeeee... Reeee..
>i bet your bait threads taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason...My threads taught me a different lesson, getting 404d for no reason at all.
>Sneed poster
>S on his chest
Kek
>No matter how violent, every sneed I post is for the greater good of my people.
>They say it's all downhill after the first (you)
>Every incels special lady, is his mother
>Sneed sneed sneed
>YOU DON'T WANT NO SNEED? YOU DON'T WANT NO SNEED?
Black and blue. Fight night. The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: God versus man; day versus night; Sneed of Feed versus Chuck of Suck!
>We know better now, don't we? Blacked threads don't come from minorities around us. No, they come from /pol/.
Yea Forums! Listen to me now! It’s Sneed! Sneedposting!
Sneed’s the key! Am I too soon!? I'm too soon! You were right about the jannie! You've always been right about the jannie! Fear him! Fear him and force memes. You have to force memes, Yea Forums!
>That's how it starts. The sneedpost... the sage... the feeling of powerlessness that turns good anons cruel
>You were never a mod...You weren't even a janny
You're letting them...kill...barry threads
>This is how it all caves in, civilization on the wane, manners out the window. But who would believe me, I... I'm a tranny. I'm not even fit to stand trial.
>That's right. We have boards who treat the mentally ill with compassion......but that's not where you're going. I've arranged for you to get a transfer to /pol/ in president trump general. I still have some friends there. They're expecting you.
>I don't hate the sneeder I hate the sneed.
>are you an incel, general?
>they did not tell me the interview was with a roastie
Bump.
Dont give up OP
wrong image
Oh i'm not gonna report ya, i'm just going to sage ya. Really, really bad.
Greentexts, ya gotta love em
>A roastie scares you but a trap doesn't?
TELL ME
DO YOU SNEED
>Yea Forumss lost its way. what kindve coward would sneedpost in a good thread? someone who hides behind a proxy
It’s actually really amazing how despite this movie being a shit show it has decent quotables. I actually really liked the OP quote when I saw it in the movie.
Try better at being funny.
>would you sage for me?
>yes
>that's too easy. would you...
>would you sneed for me?
>You're...letting him...k-kill comfy Simpsons threads...
>YOUR THREADS BASED, YOUR THREADS BASED, YOUR THREADS BASED
>Ahh there he is. I was just celebrating the return of emilia clarke from /got/ general and back up into /ecg/. She and her odd incel friends are forming some sort of.. league.
You better not be wasting my time.
>No I have too much to live for and more important posts to read. We have to level the playing field Mr. Wilson. To put it plainly... Shouldn't we have.. a thread of our own?
BRB for a few minutes bros
You had one job, user
Back.
>Oh, awesome, that’s the Bump limit! That’s your... Oh, shhh, sorry. That’s your bump limit. That means we have to go now.
Yeah, I... I need...(You)'s. Getting (You)'s is difficult, they require a lot of focus. They, uh... they have a rhythm that I haven't quite been able to - like tripfags! What are tripfags? You're using a username and identity for, essentially, an anonymous forum free of identity. I mean... I don't know. 4channel is... a little slow.
>I'm like an user saying "sticky this mods"
>I wouldn't know what to do if they actually did it
What's your position on sneed posting in Yea Forums?
>Click my post ID so my replies become a (you)
>what was that? I should report the thread and sage??
>sorry...the voices...im kidding..
>that's not what they really replied
>Is Sneed with you?
That's literally the reasoning Jews use to subjugate the goyim. If there's even 1% chance they're a threat.... they all have to be killed or slaved to Judaism and Zionism.
That's why they created Hitler. The constant scapegoat.
You think your thread is safe?I will SNEED IT.I will SNEED IT.I WILL SNEED IT!
>Sneed was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Springfield
Because the script is absolutely brilliant
>sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed
>i think he cute
>This Sneed, this creature.. seems to feed on (you)nergy..
sneed
Are you sneedposting me? All that chit chats gonna getcha banned
Fuck you uncreative user
>Anons are still good, we're kikes. We meme, we report one another, but we can (not) rebuild.. we can do better, we sneed.. we have to.”
>We could have created new memes in this shitposting
>But you chose to report us
>I exist only to shitpost Yea Forums
>That is the sole purpose for which I was born
>Every action I take, no matter how low quality or how off topic, is for the greater amount of (You)s
>And now I have no (You)s
My sneed
>That is what you have taken from me
>I'm going to make them suffer, OP
>These memes you've adopted, I will take them all from you one by one
I'll make you a promise, cunnyposter won't die tonight
Is it just me? Or is Yea Forums getting shittier out there?
Good thread, 6/10
My mother always tells me, to bump and post a happy pepe. She told me I had a purpose, to bring kek's and (you)'s to the thread.
>anons posts cringe on his post
HEY! BAM HIM!
>user posts a sneed reply
>See joker moeposting to trigger sneedposters
Is it just me? Or it getting sneedier out there?
fixed
>what does the S stand for
>it stands for sneed, because fuck niggers and fuck jannies
Did raimi write this movie?
*ban
even by Yea Forums standards; this is a terrible thread
Alright bros I got a date with pic related. See you. Thanks for watching the thread.
>Reverse image search
>No results
Make sure you suck his dick
Quiet user.
mad MCUck
even by sneed standards, this is a formerly chuck's thread
Cringe as fuck thread. And I love Sneed.
Cringe
[flashes images before you]
>you can sneed this thread kal
>you can sneed them all