CAST IT

Remember, we're going for a soulful family/tragedy drama.

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Call it hit by your own love. Also the girl who played Tony starks daughter and Kevin spacey

Did he at least yell “FORE” first?

Playing Through

she didn't golf so good

how

Is there a more undignified way to die, killed in the act of the lamest sport in the world?

Movie title: Whole in Cun

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>ok honey I only brought 1 ball so you have to stand out on the range and bring it back to me

It has to be this and a dark comedy.

He’s such a bad shot that it went behind him, into a golf cart

hour and half long rubegoldberg machine started by a golf ball that involves shit like car crashes and 9/11
as a twist 5 minutes from the end it cuts to daddy hitting another golfball that kills the girl.

this live action Hot Shots movie isn't going well

>lamest
Sounds like someone’s poor lmao

this is what we mean when we say "white people shit" btw

Any time my dad brought me golfing he took special care before each swing to make sure we were standing somewhere safe. If we moved he got mad and told us he was gonna hit us with his golf club.

We never died.

Was he at a driving range and a bad shot resulted in a ball bouncing straight back into his daughters head? That sucks.

>"Daddy why'd you hit that ball so hard"
>"Fore You"

Whoopy Goldberg as the golfball.

>implying it isnt a sport for out-of-shape tards

We'll never know because none of us will read the actual news article.

Idris Elba

let's make a GoFundMe and be placed next to the banners or is this not important?

Freak shot that went into the solar plexus.

>golfer father
me
>6-year old utah girl
warwick davis in a wig

I'm not a very good actor so god forbid I cause any bloopers

Based.

kek

Word I went golfing with my dad a few times. Nobody ever died lol baka

Why do you guys make jokes about tragedy

>white people

Idris Elba

>"Target eliminated, good job, 47"

Now tell me how NASCAR isn't a sport.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

kino

>parents were already divorced
>this happened on one of her dad's custody days

Oof.

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>not turning shitty things into comedy so something good can come out of it

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>rubegoldberg
Learn something new everyday thanks user

Ok I'm waiting for one more detail that makes it even worse

check out joseph's machines on jewtube

>Aria's uncle told KSL the young girl was her father's "golfing buddy."

>"She loved doing it and had a good time with it all," David Smith told the affiliate. "That was one of their things that they would do together. It was something that was really important to them and something they did all the time."

>playing sp*rts
literally asking to die