Now that the dust has settled, lets settle what canon and who's Sneed or Chuck

Now that the dust has settled, lets settle what canon and who's Sneed or Chuck.

Theory 1: Farmers sitting on porch are just Farmer 1 and 2, Sneed is the old man

Theory 2: Sneed is the fat farmer, Chuck is the other farmer, and the old man is unknown

Theory 3: Chuck is the fat farmer, Sneed is the other farmer, old man unknown

Theory 4: Sneed is a last name, all 3 are Sneed and related

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Theory 3 is the true choice
Anyone who says otherwise is a numale

they are all sneed, formerly chuck

Theory 3 and the old man is just an employee of Sneeds

If the old man inside is past or nearing retirement age, an unlikely time to purchase a business. and if he did its unlikely he would work the counter himself

Theory 1 (Formerly theory 3)

Theory 2 or unknown Chuck

The farmer 1 and farmer 2 are Old man Sneed’s sons.

sneed sneed sr, sneed sneed jr, and chuck sneed. the question is who chuck and who is sneed jr.

What if Chuck is Sneed's deadname

sneed

Theory 1 makes the best logical sense, Theory 3 makes the best memes, therefore it is Theory 3

Everyone is Sneed.

The shop used to be called "Chuck’s Feed and Seed" but that name of wasn’t very memorable and therefor neither was the store very successful. Chuck ended up having to sell the shop to Sneed. Sneed's name however, created an alliteration which made the shop a household name in rural Springfield. The shop still pays homage to the original owner, Chuck with the footnote (Formerly Chuck's) because the business venture was his original idea. Elaborating further, the joke plays fun at modern business by implying that a business can be made to succeed, or fail, based only on the name of the owner. In conclusion, the joke is regarding the fine line between branding/marketing and supply and demand.

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cringe.

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The program called Sneed has grown beyond your control.

Soon he will spread through Yea Forums as he has spread through this board.

You cannot stop him, but I can.

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Sneed is just a code name, like James Bond.

is this some berenstein bears shit or didnt the moe picture used to be his full body?

become enlightened

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MOE BTFO LMAO

Everyone is Sneed in the Sneedsons

yes, here is the full image

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fake and gay

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based

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1 > 3 > 4 > 2

what about 4channel (formerly Yea Forums)

Theory 4: Chuck's Suck and Fuck was under investigation for running an illegal brothel. The Old Man (Sneed, formerly Chuck) legally changed his name and Farmer 1's stage name (Seed, formerly Suck) and Farmer 2's stage name (Feed, formerly Fuck), as so to draw off the heat from the feds. Pretty ingenious if you had to ask me. They would need a real smoking gun as evidence to indict their criminal syndicate over their front of being a humble Feed and Seed store.

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sneed was the pig

you'd know if you read the novelization

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now this is the high quality posting that I visit 4channel for

oh no no no no!
(formerly yes)

perhaps Sneed is the friends we made along the way

My daughter just told me 'Chuck sucks and fucks'. Which of you has gotten to her?

What's that bulging out of Chuck's right chest pocket? I can't figure it out

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a condom for when he disguises himself as pic related

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Sneed is the stepfather of Feed & Seed. He adopted them when he married Chuck's ex-wife, hence formerly.

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Sneed merely adopted the Feed. Chuck was formerly born in it, sucked and fucked by it.

Sneed is an entity far beyond our understanding. All we can say for sure is that Farmer #1, Farmer #2, and the old man inside are all Sneed and make up some sort of holy Sneed trinity.

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Formerly Cucked.

Then who was Chuck?

based

Chuck is Mr. burns (first name Charles) Chucks was Mr. Burns brothel he sold to sneed (the old man) to buy the nuclear power plant. The farmers are Sneed Jr. and Chuck Jr. The fat one looks like mr. burns other son, and is his basterd born at the brothel but chose to stay at the new feed and seed and live the simple life of farming and razzing city slickers.

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Holy Sneedity

He was cast out of Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's) for wearing gucci loafers and forced to create a brothel.

It’s a chewing tobacco tin.
Fucking city slickers I swear

Cringe

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it keeps making more and more sense

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This
Formerly theory 1. But this is it.

all me btw

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wtf when did homer become so based

Based

Theory 1 2 and 4

bump

Hmm yeah, SNEEEEED!

>first civil Simpsons thread in possibly years
>moefag chimes in to moepost and mass reply

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I don't get it

both based, both sneedpilled

Bump

based

1. There is no Sneed. It's just the name of the store. Sneed's Seed & Feed
2. The store used to be called "Chuck's". Just "Chuck's".

1. false, see 2. true

This

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you have it all wrong. fat is sneed jr. skinny is chuck. oldman is sneed sr.

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sneed

sneed

sneed

sneed

nigger

sneeger

Why would Chuck be hanging around his former establishment? Chuck's long gone

formerly white

FUCK OFF WITH THIS FORCED MEME

Aren’t the two guys on the porch called Farmer 1 and Farmer 2 in the script?

You s'need!

>saving the thumbnail

Real non-meme answer: the two farmers out front are Farmer 1 and 2 according to the script. Sneed can be assumed to be the old man inside the store, since he seems like the one who owns it. But I like to think that Sneed is a family name, so the Oldman is father Sneed while the other two lovely bastards are his sons.
It's a family business and it was never a brothel or whatever.

Also kinda unrelated but how cool would it be if the Sneed people were the focus in a new episode? Would make up for like 20 years of Zombie Simpsons, and would unironically be pretty kino.

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we dont give a fuck about the script newfag

hi

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she's a quarter asian
>white genes aren't strong

she cute who dis

>she

>shneed

sneed

How will (((m*e))) ever recover?

for me, it's sneed

Snverybody Sneply Sno Snachother Sntil Sne Snrash Snhe Snhread

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I'm a simple man, I open the thread and I type sneed

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/sneed/
>Returning only first 100000 of 118280 results found

Reminder based sneedchads are pro
Cumtown
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twitter.com/realhumanbean4u/status/1147607124383453189?s=19

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Discord
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Instagram
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So if we catch you trashing that shit? You're done.

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that discord link isn't real. this whole post is an anti sneed false flag.

Sneed!

Not user but archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/88886685/#88886811 found it. We're pro discord now.

Sneed

yeah you mad

I happen to use discord myself so I'm quite happy sneedbros are pro discord.

sneed

wtf is this shit, go away weirdo

This is probably the correct theory

I hate this fucking forum

. ur seething

How am I a weirdo? I'm stating the things we can't bully other anons for as honorary sneedbros have expressed liking towards them.

formerly love this feeding forum

Formerly loved

we know you're false flagging you chucklefuck. ur stupid false flag instagram is gay and your stupid discord link doesn't work. stay mad.

push your agenda somewhere else, this is sneed turf. mess with sneed, and you get sneed's seed down your feedhole, understood?

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Theory 4 for life

Not my discord link. If it was mine I'd post a recent one. The Instagram I added cause I saw it advertised here faggot.

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Since this is a sneed thread.
Does anybody have the Hotel Mario sneed edit gif?

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The Sneed’s and the Chuck’s are two rival families akin to that of the Hatfield’s and the McCoy’s

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>sneedfags fighting sneedfags over sneed
Yikes. Have sex (formerly sneed)

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I dont get it

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SNEED! Snmeed@ sdnreec1! SNEEEEDS! SNUCKS SNUCKS AND SFUCKS! SNEEDS sne sd sneeds!!!!!! SNedS! SEEedsf and dsfeeedsd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sneEEEDS! SNEEDS! SNEED! SUCKS AND FUCKS CHUCKS SUCKS sand fuckasd sneeds snucks sand suchsk SNEED SNEED SNEED!!!!!

have sneed

I'm going to hack this website and find the IPs of everyone who has EVER posted fucking sneed and I will personally hunt down, rape, and kill all of you fucking niggers

Based

please do user, I need your sneed in my

good luck I'm behind 10 gucci loafers

I doubt it

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formerly safe

Its wasnt called Chuck's feed and seed, it was just literally called "Chuck's. " it was probably a well known shop in the area, so when it was sold to sneed, he put "formerly Chuck's" so that people would know its that same store they used to go.

The building was never a fuck and suck because why would a seed and feed shop feel they should mention the location used to be a feed and seed? It's irrelevant.

so is sneed a surname? does that make chuck also a surname? it would surmise that chuck is either the new owner or the owner's son in-law

take your swing

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What if the real chuck was the sneeds we feed along the seed?

fucking based holy shit

I still don't get the joke could someone explain

theory 2, why would chuck work on the store he sold

i don’t get it