Decided to watch American Psycho

How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

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When did the French National team start wearing green jerseys?

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Dubs

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Hello, I would like two repeating reservations to Dubsia.

Exquisite.

>Kills a homeless nigger, a graveyard shift security guards and a peer who is barely more successful
Did you even watch the movie?

10 years before the impending civil war

Very nice.

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>movies are only watched to self-insert
also, check my digits

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Allow me to derail this thread with an excellent set of digits

OP sucks cock. Trips confirm

boys... check 'em

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dubs and I do it

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Woah

guys he fucking did it I can't believe it

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no check mine

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Checked.

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Check check

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>the whole Batman trilogy is only in Paul Allen's fantasy

Checked. Also, sorry about this get

What did God mean by this?

Impressive. Very nice.

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check em

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script kiddie

Well, Ms. Bond, it appears that the scrabble players edition dictionary contains no segment regarding who can or cannot use that word.

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This thread truly is blessed

i swear to god the dubs rate is enhanced infinitely in these fucking threads

absolutely blessed thread

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Hey Paul!

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All these dubs and I get nothing all damn day.

R.I.P.

I liked the book better but I thought it was a funny movie

So was it always in his head?

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TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DUBSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!

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aw fuck, i didn't get dubs dubs

7

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Cool it with the anti-dubs remarks

it's bad but downright hilarious in enough memorable scenes to make it worth watching. just don't take it too seriously and it's fun.

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Holy shit

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how dubs

GOD DAMNIT

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OFF BY ONE AGAIN?!?!
GOD HATES ME

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Why are there dubs all over the place?

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Hey, cool it with the anti-semitism.

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You know damn well nobody watches movies or tv here.

>Why yes, I do post in American Psycho threads. How could you tell?

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Because of the pointing businessman meme

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blessed thread

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If I get 1-9 god Isn't real

Amém.

Btfo

Me. Bond, I want an 8:30 reservation at Dubsia

Let’s see Paul Allen’s dubs

If I get dubs god is real

This thread is blessed

HA

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Perhaps he was real but that must have been a long time ago.

Based and Heil Hitler Pilled dubs

Lick these digits

>tfw you like it
>tfw you'll never be able to have a regular discussion about it on Yea Forums

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Don't mind me lads just picking up some dubs real quick.

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The character is a chad

Godspeed

wow

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dubs show truth

I refuse to believe these dubs are natural.

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I couldn't even get past the first page. Insufferable. Worse than A Clockwork Orange

the movie is better than the book

witnessed

You know, that Yale thing

Incels love it because they hate women.

Whose card did you like?

Carruthers followed by Bryce for me.

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You need to go back

Unironically Paul Allen's card

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Paul Allen’s is just so tasteful with the eggshell white and raised lettering

Checked and represspilled

Paul Allen's card is best. It is canon.

I have dubs for you

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Paul Allen's card, it looks so clean and smooth while still classy.

Oh sweetie, did you not get the memo? This isn't your safespace. Go back to /pol/ if you don't want people to call you out for being a shithead.

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Grant me recurring digits aunt may

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Rent Free

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Did you think it wasn't supposed to be funny?

Bait, the thread

whut. is he doing a colonoscopy?

wrong image?

I'm on the verge of tears by the time I arrive in this thread, since I'm positive I won't get dubs. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

i like Van Patten's font format, also check em

I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

>Anonymous (55) 07/18/19(Thu)21:00:45
Nice

>off by one again
i never get the full satisfaction in dubs threads

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I’ve got a tanning bed at home, you should look into it

Watch my 6

It’s a shame they dropped the dissociation theme halfway through and just went the psycho killer route, but great movie nonetheless

Dubsia? Nobody goes there anymore.

>Worse than A Clockwork Orange
American Psycho is shit but fuck you, retard.

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>hurr rape and murder so funnay
>he used a flake slang word bravo Burgess

>rape and murder so funnay
is that what I thought of it?

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dubs

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I'll be our heavy in this Dubs crew

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This thread has a lotts dubs mang

this many dubs should not be possible

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Have another one

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Allen > Bateman > Van Patten >>>> used toilet paper > Bryce

Is that ivana trump?

paul allen

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fun movie

Atheism btfo

They will be checked

Allen's then Bateman's, the other two would go right in the trash.

Is that Donald Trump's dubs?

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lol

nobody gets dubs anymore

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good double. mind if I borrow it?

incel fantasy

Blessed thread, now watch them trips

Because it’s a classic you fucking stupid bastard

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Doin' my part, gettin' my cut.

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I swear to god, if this post doesn't get dubs...

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Pretty much the only time in history where this is actually true.

But it's been a while since I've seen the movie. The movie does not feature the video store scene where Batemen is practically jumping over the counter to look at the cashier's shoes, right? That was the best scene in the book, so it's still worth reading.

BATEMAN: You like Touhou games?

ALLEN: Um, they're okay.

BATEMAN: His early work was a little too crude for my taste. But when Imperishable Night came out in '04, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a clear, crisp feel, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the spellcards a big boost. The games have been compared to Ikaruga, but I think ZUN has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

ALLEN: Hey, Halberstram?

BATEMAN: Yes, Allen?

ALLEN: Why are there dozens of Alice figurines all over the place? Is she... Is she your waifu?

BATEMAN: No, Allen.

ALLEN: Is that a Marisa cosplay?

BATEMAN: Yes, it is. In 2011, ZUN released this; his most accomplished game. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Ten Desires". A game so flawless, most people probably don't pay attention to the dialogue. But they should, because it's not just about the cute girls firing Danmaku at each other and the importance of Daoism in Japanese culture. It's also a personal statement about the developer himself. Hey, Paul!

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Sorry guys, I can't stay in this thread. I have to go return some dubs.

It is actually very tough to read unless you skim through all those long descriptions. I recommend listening to it as an audio book.

Do you like Porno Graffiti?
This work was a little too obvious for my tastes. But when morning view came out in 2014, I think Onizuka Naoshi really came into his own, maturely and deeply.
With his thought-provoking themes and mature setting, morning view makes immediately clear that this production does not only match its predecessor but far surpasses it in every way imaginable.
He's been compared to Higashiyama Show, but I think Onizuka Naoshi has a far more bitter, cynical and nihilistic sense of humor.

In '16, Naoshi released this, Emotive, his most accomplished tankoubon.
I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Gemini!", a chapter so erotic, most people probably don't read to the conversation. But they should because it's not just about the incest between siblings, it's also a personal statement about the sex-driven nature of mankind.

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Paul Allen easily. The texture on the other two makes the card look cheap - like they're that shitty """cardboard""" used in egg containers and soda holders at fast food joints. That takes Bryce and Van Patten right out. Bateman's lettering is too indented. Makes it look like he's insecure and trying too hard to impress.

Of course, 'aquisitions' is misspelled on all of them, which hurts them all.

When in trouble tuck for double

youtu.be/6KZSJtImzcc

Was New York really that bad during this period?

Dab 4 dubs

bump

how about these?

those are nice, really fresh off the press

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Dubs on page 1

off by one

I think the part where we see him pick up a hooker and fondling her hair the next day was a real murder, so was him following that girl and the next day cleaning his sheets that were soaked in blood. the rest of the murders are in his head. the movie gives hints for those two but doesn't show them, which is suspicious

checked

off by one... again

Checked

and again!

Checked

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>self-insert
>not just laughing at Christian Bale's acting
even he thinks the movie is hilarious

FUCK! OFF BY ONE! YOU DID THIS, user! YOU SPREAD YOUR DISEASE TO ME!

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thats my job

off by one

>it’s bad

This is what happens to your mind when you only get singles

Nice b8

American Psycho is kino. Funny and hits the themes right. Only singelets would disagree

Impressive, very nice

Checked

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posting in a blessed thread

It's a masterpiece, give it another watch. Check em

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Holy thread, check em

Off by one..

close

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Holy heck.

Heavenly Father, grant me dubs! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must! You must!

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Checkem

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I have come for my dubs.

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God doesn't work this way, Lenny

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>mfw i find a dubs thread before it is deleted.

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I don't really rate the movie either. I remember it got mediocre reviews when it came out.

I'm just here for the dubs.

so many dubs in this thread wtf

Duh you skim through those descriptions.

Book is super entertaining though Im on 3rd read and cant put it down.

Digits and everyone in this thread gets a table at Dorsia tomorrow.

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs.

Promiscuous thots getting what they deserved. What's not to like?