Are you jealous? :)

is that like an american munchie box?

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>Caring about nutrition
Have sex

those box pizzas are disgusting. 90% bread.

You're sneeding it by yourself faggot lol post body so I can laugh at it

I thought you worked for free?

No, we have real pizza places here.

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I don't even know what half those things are.

i've had a la croix once or twice but i don't even know what most of that is

0 and ive only heard of like 5 of these things

>3000 calories in one shot
not at all jesus

>being a fat fuck
can you even have sex?

based, incels think eating healthy will get them laid.

Yeah, but the cunnypost above it ha been up for half an hour, so...

>steals the girl you like

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no

>dipping pizza in ketchup, cheesecake filling, and fruit jelly
Do Americans really do this?

Sure. I haven’t had pizza in ages.

bone broth has been cooked by babushkas since the middle ages, how the fuck is that a millenial dish?

that's a cheat meal bro

Tried Kombucha, wouldn't recommend. And is Rose meaning Rose wine? Because of course I have.

>costco pizza
patricians choice.

it's sold in cups to sip from for exorbitant prices in NYC

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The big dinner box is 4,000-5,000 depending on what you get in it.

Or he's starting his dirty bulk, either way.

had some pineapple and bacon pizza myself a few minutes ago

no, i’m not jealous of your carb addiction

Nah, Pizza Hut is disgusting

Water.

that has to be a faggot or late millennial thing i have never had any of that gay shit and im 31

I ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut right before they were about to close, went to pick it up, and they thought their computer fucked up and they somehow "missed" the order so they couldn't make it since it was after closing time. They gave me my money back and credited a free pizza to my account, lmao.

what flyover shit hole do you live in where you can't get mermaid toast?

>10 bucks for what is essentially a glass of hot water with meat aromas
Jesus fucking Christ, you can buy pic related for one buck and make 20L of broth out of it

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>and they thought their computer fucked up and they somehow "missed" the order so they couldn't make it since it was after closing time.
yeah, they lied to you. They saw your order and said lol, no fucking way.

Yeah you could also wear nothing but rags and live without air conditioning champ.

it's rose-AY

Quinoa is good as fuck for you though

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Quinoa and almond butter are not millennial things fuck you

Idk how they couldn't tell since I came to pick it up after closing time, but whatever, I got a free pizza regardless

If I sustain myself on those NYC broths, I'll have to, no doubt.

Yeah I know, you think imma take the time to get the right looking letter? Fuck no.

>google charcoal water
>it literally looks like there's a turd in your water

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The fuck is mermaid toast?

The fuck is a search engine?

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I honestly don't care enough to use one to find out what weird shit millennials are into.