Joke's on you, Ornella! I have a femdom fetish

it does exist (only if the fat fuck is rich) oh wait doesnt apply to jonah haha

>I guess that explains the eating, you wanted to grow your own breasts to fondle

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Megamind is capekino.

If I was Jonah and I was there, this is what I (a true alpha male) would have done.
>Stand up immediately, this projects power and confidence
>Slam everything I could off the tables and floor and even take off my mic
>Tell her I'm not here to be insulted by some stupid slut that I wouldn't even hire to polish my shoes
>As she sits there in silence I would then say "please reflect on the choices you made that brought you here and how I'm so far above you that you can't even see my shadow"
>Then I would just walk away and let her sit there
I think that would get the point across

t. literal hobbit incel

have sex

what is this?

>Good thing this is just a fantasy because you'd have to be 10 years younger for it to come true Ornella.

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ooh shit

Dilate

Why did he get so pissy and indignant to begin with, like this random woman talking some shit had any bearing on him? We couldn’t he handle the banter?

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..is this.. is this it?

S A V A G E

honestly really weak

Bad

>bruh

you'd be surprised. some women have glitched maternal instincts and want to keep feeding their man but they only seem to exist as internet weirdos.

How long do you think it took her to come up with that super long-

You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood.

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Not bad.

This might be it.

This might be it lad.

This is it. We did it. We beat her.

something something 100 lb lighter

>My friends are not picky with their women, but they prefer women who actually bathe and don't stink LIKE FUCKING WHORES.
>YOU SLIMY DISGUSTING FROG THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL THAT REJECTED ME IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME, BITCH.
>IT'S A THYROID ISSUE, I CAN'T LOSE THE WEIGHT, OK?
>LEAVE ME ALONE.
>*gets on top of the table*
>I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>*gets stopped by security*
>*They drag him off the scene*

>I can always get lighter but you'll never get tighter.

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Someone already made this joke not long ago fuck you for stealing it you cunt.

OH FUCK JONAH IS ON THE WARPATH

>I'll kill you. I'll kill you, bitch. I'm going to wholly own each piece of you. I'll rape every hole, defile every orifice. I'm going to ruin your fucking mind with my cock, you haughty bitch. You cunt. You fucking whore. You fucking talk to me like that? Fucking whore? I'm going to mouth rape you, titty rape you, ass rape you. I'm going to dump gallons of jizz inside you, bitch. And then I'll fucking kill you. I'm going to bend you over and saw your fucking head off as I slam your ass from behind. And then I'll shove my head in the mouth of your decapitated head. And with any luck, you fucking whore, you'll be conscious just long enough to experience some of it.

WE'VE DONE IT
WE'VE FUCKING WON

Did we finally win?

it's me

>Still tighter than you, you dick sucking faggot.

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We have won lads. She has been defeated.

We just need a time machine to bring the bants now, lads.

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That line's old Ornella, figures you'd go for it.

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You guys are fucking retarded. Jonah would get crucified for slut-shaming.
Mission Failed: We'll get 'em next toime.

never 4get
the day Ornella was defeated and banished to the shadow realm

>T. Ornella

>Jonah would get crucified for slut-shaming.
That's not the point of these threads, Ornella.

Shoo shoo, coalburner.

But she doesn't for fat shaming ?

we live in a society

It doesn't matter what happens after. What matters is winning the here and now, which actually happened a long time ago.

End the simulation boys, we got her.

This wouldn't work translated into French because they don't rhyme.

FUCK!

>coveted quads

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT GET THE FUCK OUT THE KITCHEN BIH

lol what a joke of a language

It still plays alright.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'esprit_de_l'escalier

why didn't he just angrily rise from his chair and attempt to strangle her to death

>you may get lighter but you'll never make it tighter

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Stick a fork in Ornella and pack it up boys.

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>you should stay fat, Jonah. It hides your weak jaw.

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>Should have not taken the time to walk around you then Jonah

TAKE YOUR L YOU BITCH

Who's going to start the gofundme to build Jonah's time machine?

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We...
won....

Because he'd still be fat

this is a triumph for incels everywhere
we did it reddit

Goddamn Jonah Hill is a humourless, bitch, nigger-faggot

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>j'peux toujours devenir plus léger, mais ça sera difficile de devenir plus serrée.

It rhymes and it works
t. frenchoid

SHE'S SHAKING

ITS OVER

WE WON

>t. frenchoid
you're clearly not

oof

>Okay, Jonah. Okay. You got me.
>*stands up, goes around desk, bends over, pulls down panties, arches back and sticks ass up*
>Go ahead, Jonah. Take me. Take your prize. Make me yours. Use me, and fill me, and fucking destroy me. Wreck my pussy, and demolish my ass. I'm your whore, Jonah. Fuck me like your whore.

sorry but is the perfect comeback to Jonah keep trying sweety

R E D E E M E D
fucking apologize Yea Forums

It's over.
It's done.

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WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS

WE DID IT

She's afraid!

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MORE TIME

How does she do it lads?

AAAAAAAAH MORE TIME

I never thought I would see the day but he done it.

samefag
not even memeing look at the times

I just realized I've been calling him "Jonah Hex", mentally, for years

Trips of truth
Crazy eights!
leet af
wew more eights
Q U A D S O F G O D S
Execute Shitpost 66
Twenty two ballyhoo!
Triple three in my peepee
Second seven gets to heaven
Double four goes out the door

solid

Thanks, pal. Was hoping for some digits myself, but I already got lucky earlier in the thread (I'm the lad who got them quadruple 9s. Would appreciate the (You) if you're game).

Closest thing that exists is girls that have a thing for "dad bods."

absolute memery
and twitter memery at that

That doesn't sound very alpha, it would come across as an autistic rage out and ppl would send you to a mental hospital

that's been a thing forever before twitter

Really? I remember dad bods being quite memey about half a year ago
It was mostly twitter thots pretending they were into man tits and beer bellies

well there's obviously no way to tell who really means it but yes it's been circulating longer than that

I KNOW JIUJITSU

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did he select the smallest trappings possible to make himself seem larger? look at that fucking bag