/ALITA/

How did such a mediocre movie capture the hearts and minds of so many?

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>mediocre
Nothing about this film was mediocre. Kino of the highest order.

It was pretty unique in its presentation. That's why I liked it.

Really big eyes make it easier for autists to empathize with other people. Adds extra clarity to facial expressions.

Sneed

this
OP is a massive homosexual

It appealed to incels and tranny freaks

>he doesn't know that a honorary sneedfag is also an alita fag
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I torrented this crap and skipped through the video and it really looked like shit so I didn't watch it and deleted it instead.

Death...

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Mediocre? Far from it.
It's absolute trash

>Sure you did sweatie.

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Incels

I got all the way to that bar fight scene and holy Jesus fucking Christ I've never purged something from my hard drive faster.

it worked perfectly

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It's literally 2 or 3 people. See..
all from one demented tranny

only demented tranny around here is (you)

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they were memed into it by creepy old farts

>demented tranny
already seething

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have a (you)

it's one of those one character carries the movie type of movies

its one of these movies with no bullshit in it.

>no forced interracial sex
>no political mumbo jumbo shoved into it
>no sex scenes at all
>wholesome pure Alita which is very adorable

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wish you already had sex

bump

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The sincerity in Rosa Salazar's performance is disarming.

Don't you guys have a dedicated thread in /trash/ already?

Alita was a cute, wholesome and happy hero, and the movie itself was a fun, action packed and accessible sci-fi story that you could eaisly followed without being familar with the manga, and told a concise, self contained story that still left sequels as a possiblity.

In short, by basically being a good movie without pandering bullshit.

>capture the hearts and minds of so many?
Who?
I haven't met a single person, friend or co-worker who liked this movie. Everyone I've talked to about it shrugged their shoulders and say, "it's okay"
I haven't seen it myself yet, hopefully my low expectations makes me enjoy it at least a little, but where the fuck did you get the idea that this movie was a hit?

>scenes of brutal violence and murder
>"lol no sex tho! sooo wholesome"
fucking americans

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

is this the /sneed/ general?

>scenes of brutal violence and murder
it wasnt even that violent and brutal

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you will never be a woman like Alita, apologize filthy tranny

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