The bagel guy is pulling no punches — or low blows — as he prepares to step into the ring.
Chris Morgan, the Long Island bagel shop customer whose rant about dating woes went viral, has signed up for a celebrity boxing match, according to TMZ.
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Here are some viral stars whom ‘Bagel Guy’ can take on in his first bout The 5-foot-nothing star of Bagel Boss meltdown fame spoke to the site after signing contracts with fighting promoter Damon Feldman to step in the ring on Sept. 7 in Atlantic City.
“I don’t need no training, I’m prepared,” the scrappy bagel fan said about the bout, which is likely to be quite short.
The promoter said there was a “possibility” he would fight Antoine Dodson, another viral video star after his reaction to a home intruder in Alabama in 2010.
“I’m just naturally tough — I’ll whoop his ass,” Morgan bragged. “If he thinks he’s gonna win, fuggedaboutit!”
Saying that his talent was “getting possessed,” Morgan showed off a one-two combination for TMZ’s camera.
Are you serious? This guy got a HOT GF, signed a network deal, and got a new car because he raged against the corrupt system? And he was rewarded for it?
Ryan Peterson
Hes gonna have his own show on TLC now
Hunter James
you americans don't really waste time do you
Liam Taylor
NO ITS NOT FAIR BROS
Liam Long
>15 million merits
Connor Sullivan
>be american >be in a viral video >you are now famous, rich for life and fuck hot bitches north america was a mistake
Wyatt King
how can one manlet be this fucking based
Ethan Gutierrez
because he’s short
Elijah Nguyen
Have you never seen the second episode of Black Mirror? Despite all the manlet's rage, he's still just a rat in a cage.
Carson Cox
/ourmanlet/
Not sure who I want to win though, it'd be funny either way.
Brody Evans
Manlet btfo all the lanklets. He's having sex and rich why arent you? lmao!
Daniel Martin
Cry more, spic-user.
Levi Fisher
>no training he's going to get BTFO in 3 rounds by anyone with even 1 year of training, and I cant wait to see it
Kevin Hall
>t. jelly lanklet incel loser
Logan Taylor
Based. A yuropeehen manlet would have just killed himself instead of taking his lemons and making lemonade like this fine fellow. We have the best manlets in the world, folks.
Easton Turner
This is dumb
Lincoln Barnes
SEETHING
Owen Myers
>you go to punch him >he ducks behind a particle of dust >he quantum leaps behind you >he rides a charged electron up towards the back of your head and delivers a knockout blow Sorry, pal. You just lost.
Do you think this guy could take a declawed maine coon in a fight?
Nathaniel Cox
Where the fuck did he find such a small bat, does he have a guy who makes custom small thing for him?
Samuel Bailey
The age of the lanklet is over, the age of the manlet has begun
Nicholas Cooper
Remember the chair girl? Some insta slut who streamed herself throwing a chair off a balcony onto the highway below? She got a modelling contract in Miami. Fuck this world
Lucas Allen
Can someone give me the QR on this guy? What was his rant about
Jace Brown
>look her up >THIS is a 19 year old woman >skipped her court date >less than 100k followers and all comments are disabled I sense suicide soon
Now tell me that the video wasn't fake and staged...
And if it wasn't staged now I understand why there are so many videos of people making crazy things in public. They think they can become famous like this guy.
Welcome to 2019 the age when life is a reality show and people do anything to appear in the box screen.
Because he's a fag that thinks he's Tony Soprano. He stood in front of a business associate's house early the morning trying to shake him down for $1500 he lent him. Yelling WHERES MUH MONEY and shit. He's kind of a fag.
