No, it was a mossad operation

>no, it was a mossad operation.

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>Russian bots? We gotcha

>Pear Harbor was allowed to happen? Yep that ones true.

>6 million? of course, this one came from the mind of one of our writers

>Government exposing citizens to dangerous bio agents to test their effectiveness?
>Yup this one happened

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.>A drunfkin interacting and getting close to an actual female? yeah, we made it up

>Bombing of Dresden? We made it up

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>Concentration camps on the border?
>We made it up

>Did the lone gunman story sound a little “crazed” to you? Then you’d be right this time

>gender is a social construct? not likely

>white on black rape?
>If you seriously think that happened...well, we gotcha.

>Inventing a migrant crisis in order to push multiculturalism? That one's real

>NZ shooter? Yeah that was us, also.

>A woman with integrity? Not a chance.

>A interesting thread not full of hackneyed reposts? Pure fiction.

>13% of the population committing 50% of violent crime?
>Seemingly impossible, but it's true.

papers flying around that give you papercuts till you die? it's true.

>giant lizards roaming the Earth millions of years ago? Never happened.

>Heather O'Rourke died of a congenital bowel condition and not having her colon blown out by Spielberg and his Jewish goons?
>we made it up
this is the saddest cope I've ever read

LMAOOOOOO

>Evolution? Nope, we intelligently designed this story.

>an internet janitor with a salary and respect of his peers?
>not a chance, we made it up

>An entire bull market faked by the collusive efforts of the Federal Reserve, Wall Street banks, and the mutual fund industry so that wealthy Jews could finish robbing the country before pulling the rug out from everyone? Try to stay on your feet, this one happened.

>And what about the professional gambler who went on a sudden murder rampage from his hotel room in Las Vegas, perpetrating the worst massacre in US history before committing suicide?

>it's a sucker's bet, didn't happen.

>A team of people spending their lives deleting threads on an anonymous imageboard, for no pay?
>Brace yourselves, this one is real.

>A Jewish woman surviving a roller-coaster in Auschwitz? Not a chance.

Mr. Skellington worked in mysterious ways

Kek

>A man over the age of 17 and still a virgin?
>While it might seem unlikely, this one is true.