Holy cow! Look at all those fucking Indians

Are all Italian-Americans like this? Beat women to death and make poor jokes.

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Watching people watching tv is the laziest writing ever. It’s not even meta

Well he was right. They didn’t have flat tops in Ancient Rome.

She had absolute grade A tits

she really did

fantastic bouncers

how do I get a gf as hot as this to just sit around watching /his/ kino all day?

she was a thoroughbred

money and power

>women
she was a hoower

Who?

Junior's Curb your enthusiasm scene was kino fuck you

The part where she gets dragged and slapped around by Silvio and Ralph is by the window laughing his ass off.

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>But madonn', those chompers. Fuckin' train-wreck.

Yes. The scum of Sicily and Calabria, thieves, thugs, peasants...all jumped on a ship when the peninsula tried to crack down on organised crime and brought that shit over here.

You can say what you want about Ralphie, but he knew his way around the kitchen. When his stepson asked him about guns, he walked over and got one out. Inspector Gadget over here. When he was in the kitchen, he was a force to be reckoned with.

was great in the matrix

Imagine hers thoughts about her last days. Double teamed by Ralph, forced to blow a cop, told off by tony, beaten twice until your dead. But god damn did she have amazing tits.

Ralph is my favourite.

>Italian Americans

Muh heritage

SHE WAS A FUCKIN' WHOO-AH
I WAS ON A LOTTA COKE THAT NIGHT
SHE SLIPPED, SHE FELL, I DUNNO
IT WAS A FUCKIN WHOOR-SE

cant be that good, he got whacked there

By the main man himself. He was always in total control when he was in the kitchen. Only Tony could've taken him out in his place of power.