Yeah, I'm thinking it's kino

>tfw can't watch SpongeBob because there is one thing in the show that irrationally spooks the fuck out of me every time I see it
I hate this so much, especially because it looks like a pretty funny show

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Needs more Ween

What is it?

I don't want to say it, people have bullied me with it in my middle school years.
Basically, there's one thing that's in every episode that scares the fuck out of me, it's not scary at all, but I get spooked immensly every time I see it.

Is it Gary the snail?

No

THANKS DOC

Is it squidward? He scares me because he reminds me of myself

It's the giant realistic human hand.

Please tell me what it is. I work for Nick and will see about getting you a copy with them removed so you can enjoy the show.

Stop being coy for attention.

The lips on the captain at the beginning of the opening song.

the bubble transitions?
the ambient sounds?
the flower clouds?

Guys or fucks sake I'm not telling you, I would like advice on how I can get over it as I would really like to watch and enjoy the show.

You have to tell us who is first

It's Sandy constantly in her Scuba diving gear. You have an incredible fear of drowning and having to live inside a suit that keeps you alive, knowing if it sprung a leak or something else went wrong, you'll drown.

>anonymous nigger doesnt want to tell other anonymous niggers about his phobia
stop baiting for (You)s and kill yourself

We can't help you until you tell us what it is.

Why do you wanna know?

How can we help if we don't know what it is?

What this user said

Okay, fuck it, it's SpongeBob's pineapple house, please don't post pictures of it

??????
What?

THIS NIGGA AFRAID OF A PINEAPPLE HOUSE NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA YOU GET A PINEAPPLE UP YA ASS WHEN YOU A KID NIGGA THE FUCK NIGGA IT'S A PINEAPPLE HOUSE NIGGA LOOK AT THIS DUDE AHAHAHAHAHAHA PINEAPPLE HOUSE ASS NIGGA SKRRRRT

Are you ok with normal pineapples, or do you flip your shit when you see one irl?

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what could possibly be unnerving about the house though. squidwards moai house arguably has more unnerving shit going on physically.

SPOILER THIS SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boo.

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Y'know, now that you say it, that house is pretty menacing

Are you afraid when he is inside of it? Or just the outside view of it?

Close your eyes when it's on screen.

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I curse you to spend the rest of your days inside a pineapple under the sea.

Guys it's not fucking funny, it actually fucking terrifies me, it's stupid but that's why I'm asking how I could get over it
Normal pineapples I can look at fine, it's just something about how the house is drawn that causes a fight-or-flight like reaction in me

How the fuck you gonna be afraid of a pineapple house nigga like just close your eyes nigga walk away

The outside view scares me

I get it, man. The windows look like soulless eyes staring at you

Do you have any other irrational fears like this? Or is it just the pineapple house?

It's just the house

Does this scene scare you as well? m.youtube.com/watch?v=XEcsohMKOe0

put me in the screencap

Not without Stephen it wont.

I don't wanna look at it

Pineapple house.

a new meme is born XD

It’s a scene from the essay when spongebob’s house was on fire and was talking to him. I don’t really understand how something like this can be scary to the average person but a lot of people have unique phobias in of themselves. This seems like a new one so we should come up with a name for this ananaphobia house thing
dubs decide

BASED MERRIWEATHERGANG

This video helped me a lot. Maybe it will help you.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qa_SH6uBXho

Homeophobia

Orangeophobia

THERE ISN’T MUCH THAT I FEEL I NEED
A BIG GUY’S PLANE OR FEED AND SEED

niggerphobia

based

Alright, who's gonna write the inevitable wikipedia article?

Kek

You must have been molested as a child and the image of the house brings back the fear you had. You may or may not be repressing this memory still.

NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAHHHHHHHHHH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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Not really, I\ve never been molested

based

>No screencap
the fuck guys

does spongebob do a tab of acid and have a bad trip?

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>nu-spongebob movie
>art direction in the same style as that shit-ass Christmas episode they shit out, essentially nullifying the original Christmas episode.

That's what you think. Uncle Touchy remembers differently. Remember when you went in his house, and he had the pineapple air freshener? It's all flooding back now. His fumbling fingers pulling at your pants, his hot breath, the smell of pineapple in the air, and you wishing you could get away. Far away. All the way to the C I A. Soak away now little sponge. Soak soak away.

>complains about no screen cap instead of posting one

I feel like you're projecting your own traumas onto others

He was paraphrasing Silence of the Lambs you dumb zoomer.

Joke's on you, I'm the one who molested him.

Haven't seen it yet, seems like a movie for women

This isn't scary. It's comfy as fuck. I remember when Lego Spongebob first came out and they had that set of Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward's houses. Max comfiness.

>WHERE IS user I WANT TO SEE user AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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nice try

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Do you have other problems user? Did you ever see a psychologist?

>tfw 23 and saw the 2nd SpongeBob movie by myself

I gave no fucks, it was fun as shit I also went to a packed theater full of kids to watch the Goosebumps movie drunk out of my mind. It was kino

Poor guy. That's a scary scene but not because of the house, it's because of the fire :(

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>Being scared by an innocent pineapple house
It's the Tiki House that's pure nightmare fuel.
youtube.com/watch?v=rgjo5WauwX8

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lmfao

I'm trying to understand what could be menacing about this. Is it the pointy leaves on top? The way it almost but not quite looks like it has a face on it? I'm at a loss here.

Alright, I'll be honest, it wasn't the pineapple house. It was something else

What the fuck was it then?

Unironically kill yourself you zoomer faggot. I hope a pineapple house falls on your whore mother tonight and you have to watch her die.

Was it the delectable crisp taste of Kelp Nougat Crunch?

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Rude

NO YOU'RE NOT PINEAPPLEANON

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Squidward's large bulbous nose. It reminds me of the tumescent blue penises of the eskimos that kidnapped me and held me as a rape slave for many years.

This guy isn't me

Fuck you I'm not gay

Did you like when Spongebob's house appeared in Jimmy Neutron?

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thanks doc

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I'm starting to see it

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Wow. So if you are raped by men you are gay? Ugh. Like seriously I cannot deal with your patriarchy right now.

How exactly would kids make fun of you for this at school user? Would they put pictures of it in your locker?

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How the fuck did that pineapple not rot away in the water? Fuck this show, it's unrealistic and stupid.

They stuck pineapples up my ass and said things like "In Soviet Russia, pineapple live inside YOU!" And laughed at me. My school was really into Yakov Smirnoff.

Put me in the screencap

Stop pretending to be me

so is your desire to have sex

>Imagine being inside

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AAAH
EEGGGHHHHHH

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I've had more sex in the past 24 hours than you will have in your entire life. Ask your mother.

Get off Yea Forums

the "Are you ready kids" dude? i know its this

Did you even read the thread? He already said it's the pineapple house

>tfw post was how I found out the genius that created Rocko's Modern Life died
Dang

Why do you think that?

HAHAHA R/Yea Forums

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I want to help user get to the root of his phobia.

One of the other anons said it could be the windows looking like eyes, maybe it's something with pineapples having sentience? user, does this picture of a vaguely sentient pineapple unnerve you, or is it SOLELY the one comprising spongebob's house?

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>does this picture of a vaguely sentient pineapple unnerve you
No

Then it's most likely the concept of living inside a fruit or some other enlarged object? Is this unsettling?

I spoilered it cause I don't want to upset you but at the same time I don't want to make it subconsciously "spookier" if this isn't it.

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Is it really that different from you own body then?

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the only other thing i can think of besides the captain's lips is the really detailed reaction shots they would do.

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What? Joe Murray isn't dead

Why do you think it's the captain in the intro? Is that a common thing or something?

Thanks doc

The image does spook me, but it's not that either. It's literally just how it looks that scares me, I don't have any real reason for it

I'm repeatedly checking r/Yea Forums to see if one of you dumb faggots decides to post this there. Don't fucking do it.

Now someone's gonna do it to spite you, you fucking retard

Pineappleanon, what is it about the design? Is it more so the texture of the pineapple surface and/or the metal and leaves, or is it the general shape and placement of each object?

You got pulled into some trailer or something and molested.

No

DUDE

Just ask for his nudes already jesus fucking christ set up a patereon already FUCK

you retards would have got doxxed by now if this was 10 years ago. I miss those days

This

>make Yea Forums post
>cap yourself
>post it on reddit
>cap the reddit post
>post it on Yea Forums
image the (You)'s and upboats

What about this unofficial reimagining?

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Doesn't spook me as much

Good thread. See a shrink though user. That shit isn't healthy.

What's a shrink?
Also, it's not really a problem

>What's a shrink?
One of these, user.

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I will not stop bumping until there's a screencap

This is funny stuff right here and nobody's even capping it? Yea Forums has somehow become worse shit than it used to be

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Too busy making Simpsons threads just for the sake of destroying them acting like they didn't make them in the first place.

GOD FUCKING LORD

Based tbqh