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double-oh-seven more like double homicide

Underrated

None of the Russians in this movie were actually Russian and it pisses me off. Ourumov was German, Onatopp is Danish, Natalya is Polish/Swedish, Boris and Valentin and Valentin's whore are all British, even Mishkin, the most convincing Russian is a fucking god damn French Turk. You couldn't get ONE god damn Russian for this film MGM? Not ONE convincing Russian accent? FUCK you.

kek

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Special Agent 187.

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So she's gonna be a sloot right?

It's nice that the 'bond is a codename' conspiracy retards are finally BTFO

It’s not even a big deal. She’s just taking James Bonds code number because Bond is retired in this movie. This movie is about a retired Bond coming out of retirement for one more mission. She isn’t the new James Bond; Bond is still a straight white male, relax you goons. She’s just the new 007 and nothing more.

No one cares Sergei.

Double-O 13

What's your prediction for the next movie then?

0 0 tree fiddy

>She’s just the new 007

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*bond hoes

kek

Double Oringe Joose

James Bond and 007 are synonymous. They are doing this to test audience's reaction. I don't think they want to make Bond a woman, but if they have "007" as a black woman, people will breathe a sigh of relief when the new Bond is Idris Elba or some other black actor because at least they will be male. It's a fucking psyop and they are playing us hard.

based

>Idris Elba
Why is this still a thing? He's too old, he already said it's not happening

It’s a reboot with a new young actor playing James Bond. Not Daniel Craig. This isn’t even a prediction. Craig has said tons of times Spectre was his last Bond and they had to pull his arm and leg and dump loads of money on his lap to get him to come back for a fourth movie, that’s why it took so long to get it made. This is officially his last one.

THEYRE KILLING UUUUUUS

THEY ARE KILLING UUUUUUUUUIUIUS

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people with dreads should be round up and shot

>or some other black actor
Wait and see. We all know this black female 007 won't last because they will have to reboot with a new James Bond once Craig leaves. The new Bond can't just carry on Craig's Bond's "retirement" schtick, he will have to be both James Bond and 007 at once, leaving no room for Jamqueesha here. It's impossible for her to be a permanent fixture. They are doing this to soften the blow when the new Bond is revealed to be a black man. Mark my words, screencap this post if you like.

He's right tho. The first step towards genocide is erasing an ethnicity from their own folklore and culture, and then, afterwards, erased them from their history by "blackwashing" their historical icons, making Jesus Christ a Israelite midget with brown skin, frizzy hair and hooked nose, turning Alexander Hamilton into a Latin-America, these are two easy examples that come to mind right now.

I am.

DOUBLE OH NO HE DI'NT

You guys are ill

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double hoe 7

RIP franchise

imagine watching this era of corporate puritanism from the seventies

good thing time travel aint real

remember how you were mad over idris elba bond? lmao

>Dr. Hell naw

this cutie

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It died over 20 years ago. Goldeneye was the last good Bond film.

roger moore was 46 (same as idris) when he started as bond and did it until he was fucking 58 lmao and idris is in way better shape and looks younger

fake, stop creating chaos

>Jesus Christ a Israelite midget with brown skin, frizzy hair and hooked nose,
That's exactly how Yeshua looked and his people look though.
Erasing an ethnicity from their culture was christjews destroying pagan temples and enforcing jew worship at death penalty.

>Bond is now M. Or B. Whatever
I like it.
But it's not the M prequel I asked for.

trips of truth

Watched Goldeneye a couple nights ago and Tomorrow Never Dies last night and honestly even though I loved Goldeneye as a kid, Tomorrow Never Dies is objectively way better.

>Challenging racist jokes.

Nigga, those are the best kinds.

He's Mr. J
Harley Quinn is his secretary.

You're objectively wrong.

>Just as you requested 007. A KFC bargain bucket in pill form.

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I'm all about hating the annoying race quotas in movies but this is pathetic. At what point were white men ever supposed to identify with a fucking movie brand? It's fucking marketing. There's a reason why white nationalist are seen as a joke and it's because of posts like that one. The whole problem is that people are worried about shit that doesn't matter. No one should feel like there identity is validated by consumer media regardless of race.

Watch them again, back to back. Brosnan is much more settled into the role, the action sequences are better, the CGI is much more limited and looks much better (Goldeneye was the first Bond film to use CGI), the car is more classically Bond and the carpark chase sequence is fantastic, better than any action sequence in Goldeneye. The Dr. Kaufman scene is fucking gold. And the film is a lot less campy and stupid overall.

>And the film is a lot less campy and stupid overall.
It's also frighteningly relevant. After all, there's no news like bad news.

the motorcycle helicopter chase is better than all of goldeneye desu

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nah m8 your opinion is terrible

>His conspiracy theories are retarded, now my conspiracy theories...

>t. hasn't seen goldeneye or tomorrow never dies in 20 years
Watch them, you'll see

>Are people going to boycott this?

"Boycott" implies you'd want to see it but choose not to because of some conviction or poerceived offense.
I just don't want to see it. That's not a boycott, that's simply judging the thing as trash.

top lol

Shawniqua Jones

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But Golden Eye is upvote approved right think. What else would you form your thoughts and convictions around?
Also Moore man bad

lmao

>reboot
You mean sequel, you don't reboot bond, it just continues. I've never once considered any of the sequels that feature a new bond a reboot

get woke

>Casino Royale
>not a reboot

Bambuicka Riley

THANK YOU FOR VALIDING MY FEELUNGS OF POERSETION

but they literally are

No, Ms. Bond, you may not "axe" me "sumfin".

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So instead of getting this top lad as 007 they got an ugly black bitch? Nice. Bond movies aren't Marvel tier, where you can make all kinds of garbage and it'll still sell. They fucked up. How did Barbara Broccoli fuck up? She was adamant on 007 being a white bong.

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The black version of triggered is way hotter. I want to to make love to those lips

Without our brands we are nothing

casino royale wasn't a reboot because the original wasn't an IP of mgm

>casino royale done twice, as a literal reboot
>"it's not a reboot guys"
right on, brother

it would never be him, he isn't suave enough, far too sinister in looks and demeanor. he literally looks like the definition of a bond villain. would like to see him as one honestly

You probably think never say never again is a real bond movie too

It be BO N DEE pay up ma nigga sheiit

You haven't seen him in Peaky Blinders. He can do it, easy as fuck. There's no other candidates. He can do suave, charming.

>"I'm sorry miss, I am not aware of a cocktail named 'Lean'. Could you tell me the ingredients?"

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special agent 1350

Honestly that sounds like the most stupid idea ever. Why would James Bond not be 007 when he is in every single movie?

Why would they hire enemies of the west?

I have seen him in peaky blinders and he's a thug. hes a smooth thug but hes a thug. he doesnt have the right look, the right tone, the right demeanor, the right delivery, none of it. just looking in his face screams villain

what do you mean there are no other candidates? there are plenty. aidan turner in and then there were none fucking screams james bond and hes still in his thirties

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>Agent reggin
>Ma'am, maybe turn the badge...

Fleming's Bond was pretty much just a smooth thug though.

Literally nobody is mad about historical figures being played be people of the correct race. That's not what this is about and you know it you obnoxious smug idiot.

>your drink m'am
>a 40 oz malted not stirred

Chicken Galore

I've see a guy on a tv show complaining about whitewashing but they didn't let him give an example, so what are some examples of whitewashing guys ?

She'll become the new head of MI6, Codenamed "N".

no he wasnt. he was cold but he never had cilians sinister vibe. everything he says in every movie spews venom, like hes hissing it from behind his teeth. his smirk is more of a grimace. thats not bond. heres your fucking bond bro

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>Sheboon burga'd yo sista, nigga
What?

We already had a movie about a retired James Bond.

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He's a thug because that's the role lol
he's versatile.

Aidan doesn't look like a cute, lovely man there either. Bond is supposed to look dark and hard.

He's not half the actor Cillian is nor does he have as much gravitas. It's alright Aiden, maybe in the next life.

kekking

no he isn't, he delivers the same performance in every role. unsure, uncomfortable, angry, borderline mentally ill. he's not bond and he never will be. i know youve got a fucking boner for him because he stars in your favourite show but he doesnt fit. and hell be 45+ by the time they even start pre-production on bond 26

Audibly kek’d, thanks.

>She’s just the new 007
woah.. for real?

lol no he did a breakthrough performance in Peaky, he's a shellshocked gang leader of course he'll look like that. You think that's all the acting he's got? The guy carries the show on his own, he's legit.
Plus girls would throng to see him

I don't get it. Can someone please explain to me for I am a dirty non-white and English is not my mother tongue.

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>post a picture of him looking dark and hard
>Bond is supposed to be dark and hard
quit samefagging idiot. there is a difference between dark and borderline psychotic. bond is also supposed to be also supposed to be humorous and disarming. not le furrowed brow sexy angry man who seems like a henchman and sets everyone on edge. cilian is a villain, he will always play villains. thats his look, thats his vibe, thats his delivery.

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Please let it be Cillian next...I got fucking inspired by him, he's a man he's a ghost he's a god he's a guru

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Shut up cunt. He's got what it takes. Didn't you see the scene where he talks to the gay boy in Ada's house, same guy he takes to Alfie's place and tells him to pretend he's an arsonist? He turned on his friendliness and charm there he's got it you blind dolt he's an antihero like Bond

dude its practically every role hes been in for the last 20 years and its because his aura EXUDES it. his smile looks more like a grimace. his eyes are dark and empty. every role he hams up being the sad, serious guy. and he is already 43. its NEVER going to happen. sorry

Much as I like Aiden he's not cut for the role either.

Why isn't she just given the title 008? I thought that's how it worked, you need two confirmed kills for 00 status and there were only 6 before Bond.

what roles have you seen him in? just batman and peaky blinders?

Noooo he's a terrific actor, give him that he carries Peaky on his shoulders alone.
Hehe the Bond movies are dumpster fires anyway, Peaky Blinders is a much better career choice for him.

hes literally if you rolled connerys machismo, daltons looks, and brosnans charm all into one. guarantee he is shortlisted.

gibs are forever

The Spy Who Robbed Me
Chickenfinger
On Her Majesty’s Public Welfare
Dr. Yo
From Compton With Love
ThunderBaller
Licence to Steal
The Man with the Golden Grille
Loot Another Day
Reparations Are Not Enough
Ghetto Royale

those and Red Eye, Inception, 28 Days Later, one about some irish war, do you want me to list all of them? its in his face dude, its behind the eyes. he is gaunt and scary looking. his smile is forced and makes you uncomfortable.

Holy kek I can't breathe

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when you get arrested for a crime in america you can often be let out on bail before your court date
you must pay a fee that will be returned to you after your court date
its a way of ensuring that you dont run away because they will keep the fee and you will lose that money if you miss court
these criminals often dont have the cash for the fee so they must go to a bail bondsman
they will pay the fee in exchange for a fee of their own

the joke is that black people (or niggers as i call them)
commit a vastly disproportionate amount of crime and so are the primary customers of these bondsmen

hopefully that cleared things up for you

When you need to pay Bail to get out of Jail before going to court, but can't afford, you can pay a Bail Bond company to cover the full amount for you in exchange for a much smaller fee.

If you don't show up to court and the bail is forfeit, the bond company can then send bounty hunters after you.

>two sides to every story
How is verifying facts part of White Supremacy?

your side of the story is racist

James Bond was a lady’s man. Black women can’t get real men, nor are they ladies.

The name's Bond...

Jamberplunk Bondersnatch

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Alright 007, we're sending you in to infiltrate ISIS. Your cover will be as a war bride, Q has designed this tactical Burka for you.

It is

Best choice right there. The only thing I've seen him in is the hobbit and he still managed to pull off charm, action and romance despite playing a dwarf. I'm hoping that the timing of him finishing on Poldark and his imdb slate being clear after this year is an indicator of what's to come.

>Spades, James. All of y... I mean, them.

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no, because we dont have anything to do with hollywood, because its shit so theres nothing to boycott

the white males shouldnt look at shit to begin with. ((they)) have all the right to turn their assets to niggers, and white males have right to leave that garbage behind.

goddamn I hate niggers so much

Dr. Sheeeit
From the Ghetto wit Love
Golddigger
You Only Loot Twice
The Man with the Stolen Gun
Coonraper
License to Steal
The Spy Who Shanked Me
Goldengrill
Thundernigger
Tomorrow Dindu Deaed
Cribfall
Quantum of Shieee
Casino Robbery
Diamons Are Mine Nigga
Never Nig Nog Again
Quantum I Stoledis
Dr. Nog
From Compton with Drugs
Cokefinger
Basketball
I've Only Been Arrested Twice
On Her Majesty's Social Services
Spades Are Forever
Nig and Let Jive
The Man with the Golden Rims
The Spy Who Robbed Me
Mooncricket
For My Attorney's Eyes Only
Octopiece Family Bucket
Never Say Nigger Again
A Witness to a Robbery
The Daily Fistfights
Licence to Steal
Goldenteeth
Baby Travon Never Dies
The Reparations Are Not Enough
Work Another Day
Crown Royale
Dayquan of Soul Ice
Water-Fall
Spooktre
Call 555-BOND25

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Laqueefa Deeznuts

I prefer From Africa with AIDS

>Coonraker
>Goldentooth
>Thunderballin'
>Quantum of Solitary Confinement
>Daymond is Fo'eva