CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

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My cousin has only had 1 job ever, working in Asda. He did this for the best part of 6 months possibly.

He's the same age as me, 25 and has 'depression'. He stays at home ruining his families lives because he refuses to do anything but smoke weed, drink and go to a private therapist. My point is there's nothing wrong with being a wage but absolutely something wrong with not being responsible for yourself or killing yourself.

Fuck being a cleaner though, I let my mum do that.

ALRIGHT LETS GIVE ME A RHYTHM

holy shit you americans have a full basket/tray to put food? Here we just have stuff to but on drink next to the seat

why would you buy this insanely overpriced food and then dump it on the ground?

When I was working at Amazon they were trying to motivate their drones with shit like "funny headwear day". Literally the only guys wearing "funny hats" that day were a few of the supervisors. Even most of them thought it was nothing but pathetic

That mentality is retarded. Thats like punching and breaking someone’s nose and going “thats what doctors are for”
It means not being a disgusting pig

The trick is to find a job you love. For me, it's blow jobs

*Americans

>make mess
>they get pissy they have to clean it up
>tell them it's easy to do it fag
>they ask if it's so easy why don't i do it
>speechless
sometimes other people can be right, Yea Forums

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I wonder why the fattest country on Earth needs a tray to store their 4lbs of sugar 'treats'

What reality does that conversation ever happen? If anybody ever asks "if it's so easy why don't you do it" then just remind them that they're the ones getting paid to do it and tell them to fuck off

what's the point of hiring janitors if they dont want to clean?

>pay me to do it
wow so hard

They don't hire janitors, they just get the minimum wage employees to do everything.

You’re just being a dick by adding more things to do. Their job sucks already. How would you like it if someone did that to you?

cope

I wouldn't. But it's not me so it's funny

It's part of the job description when they applied for the job, if they don't like it they can always find somewhere else to work

It's part of the job. What else do they have to do?

Hey, ease up on the African American hatred.

Exactly. That's why I litter constantly. Fast food wrappers go out the car window. Soda cans and up in college parking lot. Popcorn ends up on the theater floor. Used condoms I strategically plant under my buddy's car seat so his car starts to reek of week old pussy.

Plus I use the self checkout stands at stores.

Have sex

Based

>see Spider-Man yesterday
>accidentally knock my large popcorn into the empty seat next to me
>it’s one of those fancy recliner seats where the popcorn seeps into the cracks of the chair
Sorry wagie

>its funny until it happens to me

I went to college for something not retarded so i dont have to clean up other peoples trash. In fact i have a guy at my office who cleans up my trash. Keep cleaning up that popcorn and then maybe someday you can graduate to being able to take out office trash.

Yes, literally that.

i just want you to know that i really enjoy shitting in urinals at movie theatres and i will be thinking about you the next time you do.

fish it out, wagie

Most theater workers are in high school or university, anyways you're an asshole in denial

Their job is keeping up with the daily maintenance and upkeep of the property. Making a mess on purpose for them to clean is shitty to do
Easier said than done
Their regular schedule of tasks to do that day

I went to college too retard. Congrats on being proud of the fact you get off on other people picking up after you. I bet that gets you really hard huh

Fucking subhumans

i don't work in a theater but you learn pretty quickly not to expect basic decency from people and it starts a vicious cycle of making you feel alright with botching your work. for example, you should'nt touch any surface in the bathrooms because the same mop i used to clean piss off the floor and stall walls is also going on and under the toilet seats and even the counter if some twat splattered soap all over it

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>being proud of being mentally disabled

Like what? Serve the customers once ever 2 hours? When you think about it most of their job entails cleaning up

it's a cinema
why should i leave it clean
my house is not clean and i'd be damned if i'm gonna leave a place it a better state than where i sleep and fap

>went to college
>still relegated to cleaning up my mess

How are those student loan payments for your psychology degree, champ? lmao your gonna have to pick up a lot of popcorn.

I worked in fast food throughout highschool and college. I know exactly what its like picking up after people. They just straight up leave a mess on tables and don’t throw their shit out. I genuinely don’t know if they arent aware of what their doing or they get off on the little power they have of not having to throw their trash out

Beyond based

being forced to pick up an autistic mans feces or not have enough money to eat

FISH IT OUT WAGIE

Do people actually do this? Every time I've gone to a theater, even in packed ones, the place has been pretty clean afterwards

How is that an excuse to disrespect people?
Its vandalism and yes they need to be prepared for it but purposely making messes isnt what you paid to do you fucking prick.

Actual psychopath

I worked in a theater, and I honestly preferred cleaning the theater over doing cashier work. Over the top messes are only bad when there's a rush but overrall it wasn't too bad as you got to socialize with your coworkers.

Im going based off of working in fast food for a few years and I both had to keep up with the cleanliness and maintenance of the store everytime I worked while having to deal with customers. And the fact that people just wont throw their trash out and just leave it on the table or the ground speaks on their character. Its like being rude to a waiter. Someone is dealing with you and you think just because you’re paying them in a way that you can treat them like dirt?

Yes. My mom.

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it happens so rarely that this is the only picture people have of it happening. they equate it to being jewish in the early 1940s, which admittedly was bad

Based

Cleaning up popcorn is easy

I just graduated college a few weeks ago. If you think you’re getting a career straight out school then you’re delusional and out of touch

You clearly haven't been to a theater in an urban city within 15 miles of the ghetto. When you see things like this it's usually, normally, 100% niggers.

You sound really interested in how erect that user is. Something you want to tell us?

this happens only in america right?

I hope this is a joke.

NEETs do not wake up in the morning. That's when they go to bed.

>Guinea brats!

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He better take that cock out now because I wanna suck it

>just because you’re paying them

Kek, I don’t tip

lmao i literally got hired in my junior year and finished my senior year doing online courses.

But enough about me... lets talk about how much popcorn you had to pick up at work.

I DON'T CLEAN
I'M NOT CLEAN

>but you learn pretty quickly not to expect basic decency from people and it starts a vicious cycle of making you feel alright with botching your work
Broken window theory. We imported people that can't run a civilzation and they're dragging us down too.

>imagine being the NEET that made this

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You are supposed to respect other peoples property better than your own idiot.
You payed a business to watch a movie not trash the place.

I'm an American and I'm amazed we aren't fatter than we already are

Who is stupid enough to pay 500% markup for shitty popcorn drenched in fake butter?

I love treating low level employees like shit
>WAAAAAAAH MUH $7 JOB IS SO HARD
Nobody cares

lol congrats

You must be a stupid person.

At the age of 2 I read at a high school level.

By the time I was 6 I could understand how to assemble a computer by myself

By age 8 I mastered BASIC and wrote my first OS

At 11 I mastered 5 more languages, and started a free lance company

At 12, as I said, I learned Perl to make my company's website

At 15 I was earning over 100000 a month, and started hiring employees to keep up with the demand for my skills

Here I sit at age , a CEO, age 18, with 20 employees and a 2m salary

So please, don't assume everyone is below the average IQ like yourself (I happen to be at 180)

>You are supposed to respect other peoples property better than your own idiot.

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sometimes i do it with a large soda. i'm not proud of it. my kinoplex already chargers $12 per ticket so add that shit in and you're at least $20 for a kino viewing.

>Have a fetish for public exhibitionism
>Frequently masturbate at the movie theater
>Always do it with my black coat on my lap so no one can see in the dark theater
>Super horny one day and woke up early
>Decide to go to my tiny theater in my shit town and have a JO session
>Only one movie playing at that time so say fuck it and buy a ticket
>Sit down and start to get ready to JO
>Got my crystal all charged
>The movie starts
>The lights never shut off what the fuck?
>Look around me
>There's a bunch of Chris-Chan level retards in helmets and shit with their caretakers
>Turns out it's an autism friendly screening where they don't turn off the lights and the sound is really low
>Say fuck it and start to JO anyway
>One of the caregivers apparently notices me
>Comes over and tells me that it's inappropriate and asks where my caregiver is
>Have to act like I'm retarded and say she's in the "potty" so I don't get arrested
>Lady says okay and tells me not to touch myself anymore
>I say okay
>As soon as she sits down I get up and run out of the theater
>Still haven't been to see another movie since

Kek, a large popcorn is $8 and comes with a free refill, so it’s basically two for the price of one. The jalapeños and butter are complimentary. How poor are you?

I had a 2.2 gpa when i graduated and got hired at my internship before i graduated. I am currently shitposting from my cubicle in between coding in c right now so suck my cock.

Several people I know leave it on the table because "these people get paid to clean it", like the people working there are disappointed to find a clean table. They believe that they're supposed to leave it there, to the point they often ask me why I'm taking my trash to the bin. It's fucking baffling to me that carrying a practically weightless tray over to the bin on their way out is too much effort or somehow beneath them.

>me dont like job
>its the customers' fault

Capped

in freedom land you can do whatever you want

Got hired full time after my internship i mean.

Nigga I make more than you, but I'm not gonna be an idiot with my money ESPECIALLY on food that lowers my life expectancy

>apply for job
>accept the job and its pay
>mad about your job

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Customers directly make peoples lives worse. Movie theaters just show the movies that exist.

>another stem major thinking they matter the most
>2.2 gpa
lol congrats you work in a cubicle have fun offing yourself later in life

>Buying movie theater food
>Not just eating before you go

do you also tell cops "i pay your salary"?

People LITERALLY went to movie places to masturbate and you are crying about some popcorn

image what the people who had to clean up X-rated shows how to go through

Those people are just straight up disrespectful and never had to work a shit job like that. You can try and explain it to them but they’ll use whatever mental gymnastics to justify their reasoning

>reek of week old pussy.
ew. we all now it's all about fresh pussy, just as mama used to make

How does it feel having the emotional intelligence of a literal toddler?

My dinosaur ancestors thought this paste has been old for billion years

Yeah thats exactly right

>and started a free lance company
>free lance
>doubt.jpg

>wagecucks can't deal with reality so they just start denying it

So you should just accept shitty conditions and suck your bosses cock like a boot licker because they exploit your labor for money?

fucking kek

Yes i work a career with opportunities for advancedment and above average pay working in an air conditioned office. I have nobody watching what i am doing and no deadlines while i work at whatever pace i want.

And yes i got a low gpa because having a higher gpa would have been more stressful and not helped me in any way. If i ever want to switch jobs nobody will ever look into my gpa ever again

I don't personally do it, but I don't get the uproar about having to do it. Plenty of other workers do stuff that isn't part of the job description. Especially in a cinema when it's clearly such an integral part

Based

>take job
>wtf i didnt sign up to do my job
>why do i have to clean up, i thought the job just meant i stand around and take free money
>what do you mean i agreed to this
>what do you mean i only have this job, which i chose to take on, because some customers make a mess

What movie?

>coding job in office

Soul crushing shit. Would kill myself if forced to do it. No wonder he is shitposting here.

>cubicle cuck thinks his life has meaning
>couldn't get above a C+ average because it's "too stressful"
lmaoing @ your life

Cleaning isn't that hard and it's a chill job for high school students and/or low energy stoners.

They would be cleaning either way but making a bigger mess means they cant get their other tasks done.

How the fuck are you entitled to vandalize a business just because you paid for a service?

just because it's your job doesn't make it an obligation or a responsibility. you should use the trash can on the way out, it's free of charge and it will do its job without complaining.

If it's his job then he shouldn't complain indeed but on the other there are things called "morality" and "culture" that differs humans from pigs

So what do you do? Fairly certain my classmates with b and a averages are doing anywhere from worse to only 10% better.

again

they were made an offer
they accepted

"if you don't like it, you know where the door is"

Wasnt the initial claim that getting a job immediately after school was delusional?

Some things happen that you didn’t sign up for and its not easy to just leave

In which case the wagie would be out of the job they wanted to do.

the sad reality is that NEETs will die alone, poor, and unfulfilled. no matter how much projection you throw.

Things aren’t that black and white

lel

it's pasta you underage fuck

So your experience accounts for all people right?

>Spend your teenage and early 20s sucking teacher cock to get an A that doesnt build helpful skills for after school or guarentee a job.
>calls me pathetic

>alone
Irrelevant to the act of wagecucking or not. 'To be alone is the fate of all great minds,' as Schopenhauer accurately put it.
>poor
Government hand outs are enough to live on. If you require much more than that, you are living a materialistic and unfulfilling life.
>unfulfilled
Almost irrelevant to the act of wagecucking or not. Wagecucks have far less time to fulfill themselves through self-actualization, while NEETs are limited only by the length of their life.

It cant lower your life expectancy when you distribute all of it over the seats

Never claimed that.
Delusional means that there is zero chance, my anecdote proves that there is above 0 chance. Besides, at my school 50% of CS seniors had an offer before they graduated.

if you’re that poor just get food stamps what the fuck

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You’re paid to watch a movie. Not have someone clean after you. Its not a hotel

>taking a meme joke image this personally

Has wageslaving really eroded your self respect this much?

*STOMP* *STOMP*
*CLAP*
*STOMP* STOMP*
*CLAP*
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NORMIE YOU'RE A WAGIE MAKE A BIG NOISE
SCRUBBING DOWN TOILETS, WANNA BE A MANAGER SOMEDAY
YOU GOT MUD IN YOUR RACE, A REAL BIG WAIST
DISABILITY PAYMENTS FUND HALF OF THIS PLACE, SINGIN'
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART
MONGREL YOU'RE A WAGE SLAVE JEW SLAVE
GOTTA TAKE THE BUS, WANNA GET A RAISE SOMEDAY
YOU GOT ZITS ON YOUR FACE, A FLABBY WAIST
TOWING YOUR MOP BUCKET ALL OVER THE PLACE
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART SING IT
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH
VIRGIN YOU'RE A FAT MAN POOR MAN
STILL LIVING AT MOM'S, WANNA GET INSURED SOMEDAY
YOU GOT CRUST IN YOUR TAINT, 56-INCH WAIST
CORPORATE'S GONNA PUT YOU BACK INTO YOUR PLACE DO IT
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH YEAH COME ON
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART ALRIGHT LOUDER
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART ONE MORE TIME
WE ARE WE ARE WAL-MART YEAH

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I work that every shift pussy

I wish. I had food stamps once, I got $49 a month, and I'm not eligible anymore for some reason. Wish I could afford cup ramen. Been eating oranges off the tree my neighbor has, but it's growing over the fence so it's hard to get them.

No but you can’t say that just because something happened to you it can happen to everyone. You’re implying that

But its true. The 50% who didnt get a job didnt take advantage of school as a place to network and focused on studying.

Also i never implied that, just proved its a highly realistic outcome

I work at Wendy's

>Been eating oranges off the tree my neighbor has, but it's growing over the fence so it's hard to get them.
That's one of the toppest keks I've ever read.

Did your state's governorship just flip from D to R? That would explain any rule change to food aid making you ineligible.

>These are the people calling everyone with jobs wagecucks

This one never gets old, one of the most delusional shits ever created. Hilarious from start to finish. Shit like this is why I still hang around this utter shithole.

paying money for a shitty product is degenerate no matter what you are going to say to justify it.

>hundred and of people
>there's food and drinks you can buy
>no trashcan

why

>waist 3 times
>not throwing a your life's a waste in there

You didn’t prove shit!

>ramen
City slicker

I work at a cinema, one time just as I'm about to clean up I see this family leaving a huge fucking mess behind them. I ask them to pick it up and just get a dismissive laugh.

So I drop a USB stick of CP on the sticky coke stained seat and tell my manager I "found it there". He freaks out and the police are called. They track down the assholes and bust them. The father gets sent to prison - hope he gets his ass beat daily. The two shithead kids get taken away by CPS.

A couple of weeks later I read in the paper that the mother ODed on pills. I dont think many people wanted to be seen at her funeral but I did arrange for a small carton of popcorn to be sent along. Extra butter.

if you dont like it quit
no one forced you to work at the kinoplex