Do you even know how gravity works? Explain it now, three seconds

stuff falls

Energy doesnt cause deformations in spacetime, only mass

I think “causes objects to accelerate” would be more accurate but then again I’m no scientist, doc.
Also
>Yea Forums - Television & Film

God i fucking miss /kotn/
Based gatto.
Based Virgil.

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>”how do you know so much about how gravity works?”
>”because I invented it”

Whatever happened to the highlight videos? They had a bunch of views and I believe there was like 3 of them?
I don't think I can find them anymore last time I went searching for King of the Nerds, unless I'm fucking blind.
LIVE AMMUNITION

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Lmao, nevermind, I found them, I was fucking blind.
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZEun2Auayo
youtube.com/watch?v=5Y5XtSnRsyc

Mass pulls on other mass, directly proportional to amount and inversely proportional to distance.

mass is energy brainlet

Is King of the Plebs still up? Think that was the name of the edits some other dude did

This one?
youtube.com/watch?v=WFbMvWUAvdY
I don't think I've ever seen these

Based Newtonian Laws poster

Tester season 3 was also kino

betty spaghetti

youtube.com/watch?v=UB3VlSBRG1I

>cause deformations
How?

This

The Tester Season 3 was fucking 7 years ago

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Those threads were so fun, and the people from the show coming here to post was cool too. The one girl even posted feet for us degenerates. I miss it.

Nope. I think it may have been removed, I know there were tons of copyright strikes and removals on these edits

My boy skydiddy was robbed

>7 years ago
You're fucking kidding. Why am I wasting my life like this

fuck, why aren't (((they))) making autist reality show kino anymore

Isn't gravity still kind of a mystery?

t. brainlet that never studied astrology

energy is just a concept. energy is mass.

what is a kugelblitz then

The best part of those threads was the normie we sent to the fat smelly girl's (Alanna?) comic shop where she hung out and LARP'd with her cuck husband. Anytime he would post I would be in tears picturing this normal guy asking for a comic book he was going to throw in the trash when he left at a smelly shop and lurking around the shelves watching the girl cuck her husband. He did it for the lulz, a true hero.

When a German homo jumps out of an alley and plunges his finger in your ass.

AFAIK the math behind the classical interpretation works fine but they still haven't figured out how to make it work with quantum mechanics

Light doesn't have mass, but it has gravitational pull.

thing fall down

"no!"

>tfw you asked Gwen to divorce her husband and marry you and she laughed

REEE I WAS SERIOUS!

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appel fall on my hed

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>tfw ywn have batman/catwoman roleplay with Genevieve
it hurts, lads

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I would need to do a demonstration with appropriately selected mass.

Big things bring small things close to them

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Any more info on this?

kek

this but unironically

>skydiddy
>egoraptor
>ninja
>j-tight
Season 3 had a goat cast

He stopped after he saw them roleplaying as vampires and refused to ever go back. I had a picture he posted of them in full vampire costumes but that was two hard drives ago sadly.

But aren't lights made of particles?

photons can't have mass because mass becomes infinite as you approach the speed of light

Light has no mass but has momentum

Playin' chess with it, too.

She is exactly my type, the bookish quiet girl who is actually a fucking freak once you unlock her

Is gravity waht makes black holes? space so scary

no fuckin clue bro. dont give a shit either. have fun arguing you lame ass nerds

I want to suck SegaGen's toes while she sings songs about being a princess.

Love

Nobody knows. Einstein blew the fuck out of Newton's theory and Quantum Physics blew tfo of Einstein's theory.
Each theory seem to be better than the last, but we still know so little.

Underated

Guts

>Einstein blew the fuck out of Newton's theory
Classical mechanics still works for 99% of cases that humans deal normally. Einstein just showed that they need some tweaking if you need accuracy at high energies or speeds. Newton wasn't thrown out, just refined.

And if you think QM btfo relativity, you know nothing about either theory. They are the two most tested theories of the last century and both of the work, but we can't figure out how to reconcile them with each other.

btfo is just an expression to convey the general feeling of what you wrote
chill out

BIG BLACK DARK MATTER, WHICH IS 9999.99999999999% OF THE UNIVERSE BTW, DOES MAGICAL MYSTERIOUS THINGS THAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND AYYYYY I'M A REAL SCIENTIST BTW LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who was the girl with the fat ass on KotN?

Imagine being such a fucking dork that when an apple falls on your head you do some faggy science shit instead of grabbing an axe and chopping that fucking apple tree down. I'd have chopped that faggotree down so fast then bedded at least three busty maids. Eat shit gay science bitch.

Are we back, lads?

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Calling it dark matter was a mistake, calling it anything else and no one give a fuck

>that fake laugh
If you want to btfo of a fat roastie you gotta be smarter about it

>hmmm, the outer part of these galaxies are spinning at the same speed as the inner part of the galaxies, isn't that weird?
>there MUST be invisible space matter causing this... yes, see, if I add + 13 x ^ 7 where x is the invisible space matter that we obviously can't see everything works out perfectly
>no I'm not being resulted oriented, what are you talking about? there's obviously invisible space fairies--er sorry I mean matter--we just can't see it

it's when you're blue and you don't know where to go to and you go where fashion sits
that's a kugelblitz

get present day physics is such a hamfisted clusterfuck. There is no theory of gravity dumbasses, it doesnt exist yet.
If we had a theory of gravity we could make hoverboards and shit. modus ponens.

Geneive was fucking hot. That one porn video of the chick that looks like her has has extracted gallons of cum from my balls.

I have a theory: ur moms gay.

Here's an alternate version of that picture. You may copy, modify and distribute it freely but only if you credit me as the original author.

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POST THE LINK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I BEG OF YOU PLEASE

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Just search nerd girl fuck or something like that on pornhub, it should on the first pages.

She wasn't fat, just incredibly thicc

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Thos one pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=886491549
?

It does look a lot like her.

I miss Whiskey Wednesday so much

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Bitch you just got FINGERGUNNED.

I was talking about this one pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a650c8dcdab9
But yours is pretty good too.

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I miss the show, too. At first you hate it because you think it's just another one of those trendhopping shows trying to make money off of the stupid "nerd culture" trend but then it hits you that it's more of an excuse to lock a dozen socially awkward dickheads in a mansion and let the drama ensue. Fucking A+ entertainment

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dan-yell

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bed-in-field

god i wish that were me

HNNNNGH

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so...was anyone actually attractive or are they just gross chicks you are fetishizing for the heck of it?

moogie was hot

Pretty good, am I right?
I really wish that's actually her.

Go away homo, Virgil was a beautiful girl

todd gets me rock hard

lol

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Where can I find the King of Zimbabwe videos? It seems gatto deleted them.

I hate danyell!

I will be blowing loads to that clip for many moons.

looks more like a trap version of her

Wait I thought gravity was from the Earth’s rotation, like centrifugal force, am I mistaken or are you all memeing?

What was up with the linkin park music?

god

mega.nz/#!6B4kBIwb!HfZliOTnaXhll0PzpspUnjNes4WFKkCKQf6TNHhNLzA

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you are mistaken

it's edgy to match the edge on screen

What the fuck, we have no idea how gravity works?

no, you have no idea how gravity works

>youtube.com/watch?v=3ZEun2Auayo

The edit at 5:07 is perfect

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Ain't no force cause earth is flat dumass

>mfw i was part of that pizza debate

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What side?

the side that said pizza hut is shit, but not as shit as little caesars

>gravity is """""""real"""""
>we never see a picture of it

good, the little caesars plebs need to be put in their place

There is empty space and filled space.
Filled space has mass.
The default in our reality is empty space and filling space is a deformity in itself; an anomaly.
Put some marbles on a bed. The marbles are objects with mass and the top of the bed is empty space. Now sit down on the bed and watch the nearby marbles roll toward your ass.
That's how gravity works.

It's literally just pizza, bro. Why do you care so much?

found the shit eater

>black girl practically slamming her ass in that guy's face and he makes her stop
God I fucking forgot how dumb that guy was

I want to be gen pusy slave

because it's literally not just pizza, there's degrees of quality.

>moog, arguably the most normal and hot chick on the show, is shaking her ass inches from your face, essentially asking you to shove your face in it and/or slap it
>act like a humongous fag
fuck that guy

OH SHIT I forgot this existed
youtube.com/watch?v=sQ5iwGApwLM

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>Oh sorry I-I was thinking relative

that's fucking painful to watch

>kept repeating "I was thinking relative" like Rainman
Is Virgil autistic?

everyone on that show was a bit autistic

All the guys were moderately socially awkward and all the girls were crying constantly. Honestly, look at every single episode and I bet you that after a challenge is finished a girl walks into the house crying. It happens every single time.

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SHUT THE FOOK UP

kek

god I wish that were me

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Is that le thin hair chin man?!?!?

God did it.

Masses attract each other.

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blacked matter

yooooooooooooooooo

When you spin a rock around in a sling and then let it go, the rock flies away from you. Gravity is two objects with mass being attracted to eachother, like a magnet, theyre both force fields.

>who the hell knows who invented pong?!

>I do

lol

Its called universal theory

Kek fucking hell

The maths works but the theory doesn't

[email protected]
;^)

The curvature of space and time

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Gravity's not real retard

Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Krystipryde was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower's water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.

Krystipryde gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Ninjanomyx quivering with desire in the hallway.

Ninjanomyx was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter -- hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Krystipryde's rich chest.

As Krystipryde's buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Ninjanomyx almost had a dick aneurysm.

"Krystipryde," Ninjanomyx murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Krystipryde's warm thighs. "There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire."

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Krystipryde had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Ninjanomyx happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.

"Ninjanomyx," Krystipryde moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. "I need you."

Ninjanomyx, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.

Krystipryde looked at him expectantly.

"Oh, sorry," she added. "Ninjanomyx, I need you -- sexually."

At hearing those beautiful words, Ninjanomyx flexed his rough-hewn abs and Krystipryde found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Ninjanomyx's undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.

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Ninjanomyx entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.

Krystipryde clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.

Then Ninjanomyx moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Krystipryde spasmed with so many orgasms!

The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.

Krystipryde got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.

She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. "Ninjanomyx," she said softly, "there's something I have to tell you..."

But her bed was empty.

Ninjanomyx was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Krystipryde heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

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This.

Kino

channel got zucced

heavy things pull shit toward them.

I miss Hank and Beans

i watched all of king of the nerds just in time to post in what i think was the last /kotn/ thread ever. fuck bros i just wanted to talk about zack and how he got robbed

he is their long lost brother, the triplet to complete the trio

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